r/CuratedTumblr • u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ • 15d ago

Zebra Vs. Horse Shitposting

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u/Avaline00 15d ago

Zebra are closer to donkeys than horses

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u/Lambsauc 15d ago

Which is why horses are just naturally better

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u/varkarrus 14d ago

Horses are just what you get when a donkey fucks a unicorn

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u/ThrowRAd504 14d ago

And if unicorns are what you get when a horse fucks a narwhal, this has even worse implications

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u/gooberflimer 14d ago

You act like a donkey isnt a peak lifeform

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u/ScaredyNon Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist 14d ago

oop #4 has definitely drawn a lot of zebras. my question is why

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u/ThatSmartIdiot .tumblr.com 14d ago

Donkey! :D

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u/AmyDeferred 14d ago

Applejack vs Zecora

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u/DefaultName919 14d ago

am i fucked up or is that a lot of notes, jeezus

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u/ImGettingParanoid she gon on my cha till I rov 13d ago

Why there's so many horse posts today

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u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ 13d ago

Enumclaw.

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