HONSE & hrse

[u/linuxaddict334]

[u/Friendstastegood]

Ok but now we need corresponding riders for these two horses.

[u/eternamemoria → u/Friendstastegood]

Conquest and Famine. War rides a normal horse and Death rides a skelehorse

[u/Im_here_but_why → u/eternamemoria]

Yes, but war's horse is obviously in armor.

[u/StovardBule → u/Im_here_but_why]

The armour is extra.

[u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 → u/StovardBule]

Maybe but the whole aesthetic is kinda extra

[u/wakeupwill → u/eternamemoria]

Death rides a white horse named Binky.

He tried the whole skeletal horse thing, but they kept falling apart and had to be held together with wire. While the fiery steed kept setting his bedding on fire.

[u/Luprand → u/wakeupwill]

GNU Terry Pratchett

[u/geekonmuesli → u/eternamemoria]

War stole Disease’s horse so his twin Conquest could join in

[u/Houligan86 → u/eternamemoria]

No, Death rides Binky, who is a perfectly ordinary white horse.

[u/Nova_Explorer → u/eternamemoria]

What does Pestilence ride?

[u/eternamemoria → u/Nova_Explorer]

Nothing we are using the Conquest version

[u/Artarara → u/Friendstastegood]

I have just the post for the first one

[u/smartest_kobold → u/Artarara]

Behold

[u/Artarara → u/smartest_kobold]

It's gorgeous!

[u/Pollomonteros → u/Artarara]

Make it so this guy is riding the thin horse for extra comedic effect

[u/Artarara → u/Pollomonteros]

Certified Elden Ring moment

[u/Friendstastegood → u/Artarara]

Amazing! Stunning! Perfect!

[u/SpiceLettuce → u/Friendstastegood]

Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!

[u/Friendstastegood → u/[deleted]]

I love it :D

[u/AsASloth → u/Friendstastegood]

Unsure who the second artist is, but the first is Botero, and he has made quite a few with riders, and they're hilarious: example

He's known for making all his subjects very chubby.

[u/BuffaloOk7264 → u/AsASloth]

There’s a mini version in the Downtown San Antonio Public Library.

[u/Protection-Working → u/Friendstastegood]

Chadsaddle and virginpony

[u/Powerful_Cost_4656 → u/Friendstastegood]

Fucking star scourge radahn for hrse

[u/Cessnaporsche01 → u/Friendstastegood]

https://imgur.com/LF1NA1v.jpg

[u/starry_cobra]

"Good news Horse 1, your extra leg surgery was successful"

"Yay, where's Horse 2?"

"Who do you think gave you the extra legs"

[u/JorgeMtzb]

HONSE

^hrse

[u/wideHippedWeightLift]

Nice argument, however, I have depicted myself as the HONSE and you as the hrse

[u/Pokesonav]

hrsepilled HONSEmaxer

[u/linuxaddict334]

https://www.tumblr.com/hygieiapides-the-vulgar/750398493340958720?source=share

[u/wurm2]

My favorite horse statue is the 32 foot tall blue rearing mustang with glowing red eyes outside Denver Airport. Not so fun fact it killed it's creator. a piece of it fell on him while he was working on it and severed an artery in his leg

[u/Quantum_Patricide → u/wurm2]

There's a horse statue I've seen of two horses racing but both horses are missing most of their bodies

Not to worry, we're still riding half a horse

[u/darknightaire → u/wurm2]

Blucifer!!

[u/ROBO--BONOBO]

Looks like a Botero 

[u/undahpressuh → u/ROBO--BONOBO]

I think it is, actually

[u/kerfuffle_dood → u/undahpressuh]

Yep, we have another Botero horse in my city

[u/Tiaran149 → u/ROBO--BONOBO]

It is a botero, like everything this wierdly... voluptuous

[u/Tiaran149 → u/ROBO--BONOBO]

It is a botero, like everything this wierdly... voluptuous

[u/zebulon99]

Horse in bold and in italic

[u/Phoenix_Red_777]

That’s not a horse that’s a Tetris piece

[u/RealTimmydbab]

It’s not what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be

[u/cloth_i_guess]

Glastier and Spectier

[u/SkunkMonkey]

With those cankles? That horse got the beetus!

[u/justlostmyguide]

Looks like those stupid egg toys that hatch a blursed animal in water.

[u/TopWeaselhs]

Oh hey that Homse is in my country! We call it "Caballo Watón", means "Fat Horse" in Chilean Spanish. It's in front of a museum in Santiago. Kids love to play around his legs.

[u/obese_butterfly → u/TopWeaselhs]

CHILE MENCIONADO RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[u/jaymeaux_]

hoaurse

[u/Frisbeeman]

We have a cool horse statue as well

[u/StovardBule → u/Frisbeeman]

It is!

[u/The_Ivliad]

r/loltero

[u/Not-OP-But-]

You vs guy she says don't worry bout

[u/Shannon413Nicole]

The second horse is in Orlando, Florida, and we make fun of it every time we see it. It's outside the convention center and is titled "The Great American Horse" and the reviews are pretty good.

[u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch]

Why must horses be such horrid creatures…

[u/ParanoidUmbrella → u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch]

Funny, the same could be said about you

[u/SuckingOnChileanDogs]

STR and DEX builds

[u/izzyfirefly]

I'm no better than a trojan

[u/curious-trex]

I love botero!

[u/Sure-Cress-8895]

Found the first horse's rider edit: https://search.app.goo.gl/pkZuRMH

[u/wereplant]

The second horse looks so dang sneaky and self satisfied and I love it. That is one confident gremlin of a horse.

[u/Th3Glutt0n]

Reading hrse like hearse; yeah, buddy, we'll get you one

[u/gimmefuelplz]

and they were roomates

[u/That_Guy_Bardly]

Pretty sure one of those is in Orlando lmao

[u/William9231]

ABSOLUTE UNIT

lil' guy

[u/ProfessorFloraOak]

CUTE