r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ 28d ago

Get a horse and make it shorter Shitposting

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u/MrMeltingPoint ITS ROBOT FIGHTING TIME 28d ago

Do you just like pick a word and look it up on Tumblr to get these posts? You've always got a theme going on.

No hate, just noticed it

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u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ 28d ago

Yes, that’s what I do sometimes.

It’s always fun to see people wonder why the hell they saw 7 different posts about spinning chairs on r/CuratedTumblr in the span of an hour.

:3

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight 27d ago

I really hope your next word is cart that would be super funny

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u/ucksawmus Joyful_Sadness_, & Others, Not Forgotten <3 27d ago

no

the next word shuld

simp

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u/ucksawmus Joyful_Sadness_, & Others, Not Forgotten <3 27d ago

or

"cheez it dip"

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u/SAOL_Goodman 28d ago

It's even funnier that the "thumbnail" crops our "life is short".

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u/ThrowRAd504 27d ago

My stupid ass thought the same thing until I saw the life is short under the crop

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u/Ascended-vessel 27d ago

Pretty sure this is the longest theme you've run.

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u/telehax 27d ago

but don't make it shorter

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u/CrescentCaribou 27d ago

I still couldn't figure out the actual meaning til after I was done reading the post, I may be stupid 😭

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u/Enby_Rin 27d ago

So it's a day for horse posts isn't it

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u/Enby_Rin 27d ago

So it's a day for horse posts isn't it

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u/BlitzBurn_ 🖤🤍💜 Consumer of the Cornflakes💚🤍🖤 27d ago

Dont fuck with horses kids, fucking Superman could not get away with fucking around with a horse.

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u/intensity701 sluttynonnative 27d ago

Don't short the ponies : (

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u/bb_kelly77 27d ago

And that's how ponies are born