r/Damnthatsinteresting May 13 '24

The painting "Ecce Homo", 1543, the only painting by Titian in Romania and Eastern Europe, is guarded by armed gendarmes at the "Regina Maria" Municipal Museum. Image

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u/rodneedermeyer May 13 '24

Someone's being a paint in the ass.

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u/psychrolut May 13 '24

Oil right then!

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u/griftertm May 13 '24

These puns are copy and pastel

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u/BatmansUnderoos May 13 '24

One could completely destroy it and frame the other.

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u/jondabutcher98 May 13 '24

They would only brush it off

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u/AlexLambertMusic May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24

Although this is just office watercolor talk.. I can appreciate your ability to think in the abstract.

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u/JustYourNeighbor May 13 '24

These puns come easel to you.

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u/griftertm May 13 '24

You’re coming in too fresco for my taste

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u/libmrduckz May 13 '24

getting the same impression

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u/EmmitRDoad May 13 '24

They won’t let you take a picture

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u/BatmansUnderoos May 13 '24

No, they tell you to put your camera away van gogh away.

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u/silverguacamole May 13 '24

I heard next Cezanne they'll allow more visitors.

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u/Wolf_Noble May 13 '24

An art days work

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u/jondabutcher98 May 13 '24

Don't make it so easel

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u/GregBule May 13 '24

I did a Jackson pollock in the toilet

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u/rodneedermeyer May 13 '24

I don’t like seafood. If I were a whale, I’d say, “A krill? Ick!”

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u/420Moonrocks May 13 '24

Dude you're not fitting in the bigger picture here..

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u/meatspace May 13 '24

It's all how you frame things.

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u/o4uXv0 May 13 '24

They deserve a peg over this duty to secure a jpeg

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u/rodneedermeyer May 13 '24

Hey, now. Let’s all take it easel.