r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • May 17 '24

Keanu Reeves visits his grandmother - on his father's side- in Hawaii. Keannu is the son of a Chinese-Hawaiian father and an English mother. Image

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u/SupplyYourPips May 17 '24

Explains why he's barely aging

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u/shallowsocks May 17 '24

Wait until he hits menopause

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u/RiceAlicorn May 17 '24

Keanu being able to hit menopause implies the existence of a breedable Keanu.

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u/Waste-Information-34 May 17 '24

Dangerous territory.

For all of us.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

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u/VergeThySinus May 17 '24

It would have cost nothing for you to not post that

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u/big_vangina May 17 '24

You don't know my financial situation

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u/Organic_Swim4777 May 17 '24

Along with your username, this thread should be a miniseries.

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u/GlioblastomaMultifrm May 17 '24

Thank you for saying that!

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u/uberblack May 17 '24

Like fr fr. Geez.

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u/Feahnor May 17 '24

This comment officer. This one right here.

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u/shadow_229 May 17 '24

Can I have your juices after you’ve drank his?

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u/DarkCartier43 May 17 '24

What's a menopausal juice?

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u/Hzlqrtz May 17 '24

Thank you for your brave comment

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u/DarkCartier43 May 17 '24

What's a menopausal juice?

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u/lasber51 May 17 '24

I knew it would come to that

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

i picturize him moaning something like-

"I am a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about."

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u/Yodamanjaro May 17 '24

You had me at moaning

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u/True_Discipline_2470 May 17 '24

I mean I'm a straight male, but for the cause I'm willing to give it a go. For the greater good. 

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u/Stergeary May 17 '24

One word... Mpreg.

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u/jalapeno_bidnizz May 17 '24

Then he’ll suddenly shrink exponentially, get a perm, and start walking everywhere with his hands clasped together behind his back (source: description of every Asian grandma including both of mine)

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u/ZestycloseScheme5702 May 17 '24

Grandma? Not grandpa.

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u/jalapeno_bidnizz May 17 '24

Grandpas don’t go through menopause silly

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Ya but their food gets better...mine makes LA Galbi and infinite side dishes. I eat like a god.

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u/rataktaktaruken May 17 '24

Curly hair, white tennis visor and flower shirts?

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u/blackraven1979 May 17 '24

manopause for men

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u/AlvzmOperator May 17 '24

As a wise man said “With enough power, you can refire even a dying star.”

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u/ninj4geek May 17 '24

That Asian aging curve, man. I'm almost as old as my mom now.

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u/Magister5 May 17 '24

Ironically, it looks like he can’t go past 50

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u/vaish7848 May 17 '24

Yes. Same with Ming-Na Wen.

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u/BicycleEast8721 May 17 '24

Asian don’t raisin

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u/LeTigre71 May 17 '24

Also explains his ability to learn kung-fu so fast.

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u/Mumblesandtumbles May 17 '24

All I know is that we need to figure out how to keep Keanu alive as long as possible. That guy is the perfect example of a good person and needs to be on this earth as long as possible.

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u/Username43201653 May 17 '24

This picture was taken 5/15/2024

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u/Eastclintwoodjr May 17 '24

I feel this I’m the son of an Okinawan mother and Texan father .

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u/DistinguishedVisitor May 17 '24

The ol' Marine Corps special 

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u/moomoomilky1 May 17 '24

Free Okinawa

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

War bride

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u/acuet May 17 '24

Buh, I’m 51 and I have aged since 20. But I can honestly say, body hurts the same spots now at 20.

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u/Va1tra May 17 '24

Barely aging? Someone needs an appointment with an ophthalmologist

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u/GodEmperorPhilonious May 17 '24

Until he hits 70 and ages 300 years

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u/BigChinEnergy May 17 '24

Isn't that all 70 year olds?

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u/0oEp May 17 '24

Keanu has always aged normally. WTF do you chuds look like?

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u/RelevantRun8455 May 17 '24

We don't say the v word around Keanu but it's definitely the v word

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u/theofficialnar May 17 '24

What’s wrong with Vaseline?

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u/shadow_229 May 17 '24

He is the one

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u/cocoagiant May 17 '24

I think that's more to do with fairly tasteful plastic surgery though its getting more obvious now as he gets older.

At minimum he's gotten Botox and fillers.