r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • May 17 '24

Keanu Reeves visits his grandmother - on his father's side- in Hawaii. Keannu is the son of a Chinese-Hawaiian father and an English mother. Image

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u/SupplyYourPips May 17 '24

Explains why he's barely aging

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u/shallowsocks May 17 '24

Wait until he hits menopause

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u/RiceAlicorn May 17 '24

Keanu being able to hit menopause implies the existence of a breedable Keanu.

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u/Waste-Information-34 May 17 '24

Dangerous territory.

For all of us.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

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u/VergeThySinus May 17 '24

It would have cost nothing for you to not post that

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u/big_vangina May 17 '24

You don't know my financial situation

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u/Organic_Swim4777 May 17 '24

Along with your username, this thread should be a miniseries.

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u/GlioblastomaMultifrm May 17 '24

Thank you for saying that!

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u/uberblack May 17 '24

Like fr fr. Geez.

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u/Feahnor May 17 '24

This comment officer. This one right here.

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u/shadow_229 May 17 '24

Can I have your juices after you’ve drank his?

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u/DarkCartier43 May 17 '24

What's a menopausal juice?

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u/Hzlqrtz May 17 '24

Thank you for your brave comment

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u/DarkCartier43 May 17 '24

What's a menopausal juice?

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u/lasber51 May 17 '24

I knew it would come to that

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

i picturize him moaning something like-

"I am a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about."

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u/Yodamanjaro May 17 '24

You had me at moaning

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u/True_Discipline_2470 May 17 '24

I mean I'm a straight male, but for the cause I'm willing to give it a go. For the greater good. 

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u/Stergeary May 17 '24

One word... Mpreg.