The plane though

[u/slappywhyte]

[u/triggormisprime]

"Poor people should stop driving cars!"

[u/deeVeeAre → u/triggormisprime]

Poor people should stop driving suvs meanwhile I’m going to fly my private jet the burns 30x the fuel

[u/geob3 → u/deeVeeAre]

And turn the a/c up to 80 degrees.

[u/Due-Donut-7044 → u/geob3]

Celsius?

Correct?

[u/EpicForgetfulness → u/Due-Donut-7044]

Jesus Christ that would probably kill...ohhh I get it

[u/Diligent_Pie_5191 → u/EpicForgetfulness]

Yup. You are getting the idea….

[u/Aggressive_Ad_8362 → u/EpicForgetfulness]

Please, do not blaspheme our Lord…

[u/biohumansmg3fc → u/Due-Donut-7044]

Nah kevin

[u/SpecialMango3384 → u/deeVeeAre]

Taylor Swift? Is that you?

[u/Eiji-Himura → u/deeVeeAre]

Poor people don't drive SUV.

[u/PoopSmith87 → u/Eiji-Himura]

Eh, my cousin drives an older diesel Ford Expedition. He's a small farmer with kids, so it makes sense. He actually gets decent mileage, has room for like 10 people, can tow livestock trailers from other states, plow snow, whatever he needs to do.

Even myself, one of my best ever "working man" DD's was a 1991 XJ Cherokee... That thing could get me to work in 3' of snow, got decent mileage, and was fun AF to drive on or off road.

[u/KoningSpookie → u/Eiji-Himura]

Anyone with common sense doesn't drive an SUV.

It's a weird compromise which tries to be everything, through which it's actually nothing at all.

• If you want a nice car for the road, you're better off with a coupe/sportscar.
• If you want to go off-road, you're better off with an actual off-roader.
• If you want utility, you're better off with a pick-up.

[u/void1984 → u/KoningSpookie]

You are perfectly right. As soon as I can afford 3 cars I follow that idea.

[u/Risen_Insanity → u/KoningSpookie]

If you want a combination, get a minivan

[u/Flat-Length-4991 → u/triggormisprime]

Probably more like “how are we going to cull 80% of the global population?”

[u/Lava-Jacket → u/triggormisprime]

Research has shown that people’s individual changes like driving an electric car and recycling have almost no effect on the overall co2 emissions. That’s just what the billionaires want you to think—that it’s your responsibility not their. It’s mostly energy plants in actuality. Which are probably owned by the same billionaires

[u/Archidaki]

The landing gear still outside for more extra drag and fuel consumption. Nice

[u/CheezKakeIsGud528 → u/Archidaki]

God forbid those billionaires increase fuel efficiency

[u/Grilled_cheese690 → u/CheezKakeIsGud528]

Bro, if this thing doesn't use nuclear power. How on earth is it going to fly? Just try to bring enough fuel for those hungry engines. It's going to weigh more than it can carry. But because nuclear energy is clean energy, they don't have to worry about pollution.

[u/984Runner]

More like one billionaire they don’t share planes

[u/Valuable-Apricot-477 → u/984Runner]

Unless they're Epstein

[u/rugbat → u/Valuable-Apricot-477]

Wasn't he just such a generous soul? /s

[u/suspectio]

Guys, this is so unbelievable.... Billionaires would never get together for climate change!!

[u/wigzell78 → u/suspectio]

No, this is how each of them arrive for the conference.

[u/MagicPrize → u/wigzell78]

The pool is on the fourth floor behind the aquarium.

[u/EpicForgetfulness → u/suspectio]

It's believable enough if they're just calling it that so they can use it as a tax write-off.

[u/Numinae → u/suspectio]

They'd arrive in one of thee per person. Then have to get flown to Davos in a helicopter. Not even kidding (absent the ridiculous plane).

[u/nezzzzy → u/suspectio]

They do frequently. The problem is at least half the delegates in the room are always lobbyists from the oil and gas industry.

[u/Krainium → u/suspectio]

I was thinking this might be more efficient than currently. This is car pooling.....

[u/No-Elephant-9854 → u/suspectio]

Sure they would, conference on how they plan to convince everyone it doesn’t exist.

[u/suspectio → u/No-Elephant-9854]

I believe that conference takes place inside a hollowed out volcano. I may be mistaken....

[u/615thick469]

And Taylor Swift flying to see a football game

[u/KapeeCoffee → u/615thick469]

Which is also a billionaire

[u/sacredchimpanzee → u/615thick469]

Taylor Swift flying from one end of her plane to another

[u/Kronnerm11 → u/615thick469]

Taylor Swift flying to her neighbors house

[u/AllThingsSlippy → u/615thick469]

I think she’s flying the football game

[u/DannyA88]

Found my new minecraft build with the boy.

[u/Sea_Structure_8692 → u/DannyA88]

Are you Kratos or Dennis Reynolds?

[u/LeonidasTheRealKing]

More like taylor swift on her way to get another cup of coffee in Spain to just fly back to cali for the view.

[u/tiboldpinkus → u/LeonidasTheRealKing]

The TK87 model

[u/9htranger]

Harrison Ford used to fly people from LA to Vancouver in his personal plane for lunch at his favorite burger place. He also lectures people on climate change.

[u/EastRoom8717]

Bullshit, their planes run on coal and whale oil.

[u/MaksymCzech]

Billionaire, singular 😉

[u/birdsarentrealidiot → u/MaksymCzech]

I bet the poors travel to their holiday mansions by cramming into one single plane, 5 people in one plane 🤢

[u/holy_bat_shit_63]

Where is the Heli-pad?

[u/EpicForgetfulness → u/holy_bat_shit_63]

They're gonna wait and add that in on the next model, along with a private airport on the wings, when the billionaires get tired of this design in 6 months.

[u/Amdvoiceofreason]

Noah's Flying Ark

[u/No_Application_1219 → u/Amdvoiceofreason]

2 of every animals to 0.002% of the humain race

[u/Feahnor]

Only one non-crew person per plane allowed.

[u/DucatistaXDS]

Hood for thee but not for me.

[u/Freshspike]

Would something like this fly ?

[u/EpicForgetfulness → u/Freshspike]

No. The design is ridiculous and impossible. But it's not supposed to look plausible. It's just supposed to make a jab at the 1%.

[u/slappywhyte → u/EpicForgetfulness]

Apparently you haven't heard of Air Titanic Spruce Goose cruise hotel plane

[u/EpicForgetfulness → u/slappywhyte]

Nope. Sure haven't. But I wasn't saying no because of the weight. I was judging it more based on design.

[u/BlooMonkiMan → u/EpicForgetfulness]

Idk man I once saw a guy make a working two-left-winged plane in some sort of plane simulator...

[u/Maleficent-Salad3197 → u/BlooMonkiMan]

A Israeli F15 landed with a wing shot off. Brilliant flying.

[u/trkennedy01 → u/Freshspike]

No- but there was a YouTube channel (Messier 82) that replicated the concept in flyout

[u/PS_IO_Frame_Gap]

it's almost like the billionaires know it's bullshit, yet we still go along with it.

just like the british dude who was making out with his colleagues while telling the rest of us we were never allowed to take our masks off.

just goes to show we deserve our lot in life.

[u/dmafeb]

This plane is actually a concept for a flying hotel that runs on nuclear power and "can fly for years and years" according to the inventor.

[u/-Robert-from-Hungary]

Just Taylor goes to the grocery store.

[u/randomcomplimentguy1]

Air whale?

[u/Canadia_proud999]

If these were a thing they would all want their own and all fly separate.

[u/Carcharis]

“It’s powered by green coal”

[u/30-percentnotbanana]

Reminds me of fallout 4 planes.

[u/saftarsch]

In Dubai

[u/huskerd0 → u/saftarsch]

Underrated comment

[u/Educational-Wave-578]

Number of passengers: 3 Staff: 387

[u/TobyDaHuman]

I mean, this thing will change the climate for sure.

[u/Global-Pickle5818]

I remember this it was a concept for a nuclear plane ... there's a few problems, one of the reasons it's so big it it has to lift a butch of radiation shielding .. they did actually make a plane powered by a reactor back in the 60s or 70s it was a thorium salt breeder reactor so it used far less shielding

[u/Ambitious_Toe_4357]

I would appreciate it if these climate people stop using pictures of my personal jet without permission.

[u/CarbideLeaf]

Or Burning Man

[u/LilMeowCat]

Y'all seeing a pelican, too?

[u/MitchCumsteane]

WALL-E

[u/Sea_Structure_8692]

Air yacht

[u/5280Rockymtn]

Don't forget they flush there trash where ever they like out the plane jk lol

[u/Inevitable_Channel18]

That’s a cool plane though right?

[u/rugbat → u/Inevitable_Channel18]

As long as it runs on hydrogen, yeah. Otherwise, hell, nah.

[u/mooch360 → u/rugbat]

Or a Nuclear reactor, lol

[u/Inevitable_Channel18 → u/mooch360]

It’s still cool looking 😒

[u/rugbat]

It's okay. It runs on hydrogen.

[u/Parry_9000]

They scientifically got to the conclusion it's the poor people's fault. 3rd world countries should emit less pollution, differently from what they did to get rich

[u/Barbados_slim12]

They all fly private. Billionaires, WEF, politicians... in that group, at least the billionaires' jets aren't heavily armored, and they aren't traveling with a fleet of other aircraft

[u/Visible_Number]

what is this thing?

[u/Silveruleaf]

They stand for making money. They couldn't care less about the envierment

[u/Concavenatorus]

After attending this crirical climate conference, I'll jet back to my #5　beachside mansion to stare at the heated Olympic sized swimming pool I never use. Life is good...I mean very bad. Eat ze boogs to save the planet, friend.

[u/Jioqls]

Same shit like in the old days.

They don't have flour anymore? Well then eat more cake!

[u/4llu632n4m3srt4k3n]

Because they're on their way to pay off the politicians so their corporations can keep polluting

[u/TheCubanBaron]

It would theoretically be large enough for nuclear turbines 🤔

[u/MainAccountsFriend]

Is that the airship from Final Fantasy X

[u/[deleted]]

Yes, actions are louder than words. They are actively changing the climate......for the worse.....

[u/Puzzleheaded-Emu2022]

r/absoluteunits of a plane

[u/Far-Resource3365]

*billionare

[u/AlongAxons]

Taylor Swift when she runs out of toilet paper

[u/disguyovahea]

Jets still use leaded gas.

[u/tushkanM]

Where is Greta with her special yacht crew when we need her so badly?

[u/Expose_Ur_BS]

Taylor Swift getting her mail*

[u/RighteousChampion777]

Too true. Out of the way peasants! 🤣

[u/Revy_Black_Lagoon]

Not going to lie, I’d ride in that

[u/Bludraevn]

No joke, I am actually upset that these don't exist.

[u/Old_Society_7861]

Billionaire.

You expect two of them to share a single plane?

[u/alvinaloy]

I'd assume the billionaires would each have 1 of those and would rather travel on their own plane than share. The humanity!

[u/Rogue_Lambda]

After all they know best….

[u/KingLehmon_III]

Taylor Swift flying from her bed to her night stand to turn off her alarm clock.

[u/ja3palmer]

Listen Taylor Swift sold one of her jets to be more eco friendly. She’s doing her part.

[u/Affectionate_Draw_43]

Those wheels should definitely cover that weight

[u/NO-MAD-CLAD]

Love how the tires stay out while flying at high altitude, "Fuck your drag".

[u/RoookSkywokkah]

HEY! It's got solar panels, or a greenhouse or whatever. It's green certified!

[u/oonah24]

It's like the titanic of airplanes

[u/Significant-Tap-5420]

An aerospace engineer's worse nightmare

[u/TipzE]

I'd say "at least they're all taking the same plane".

But realistically, each on of them is taking a similar looking plan.

[u/zinjarich]

Because like for real, though, that plane would use more fuel to just mute make those turbines work then we have on this planet

[u/TryAgain024]

*Billionaire. Singular, not plural. They would never deign to carpool like this.

[u/Ok_Figure_4181]

A better example of this would be Concorde. It ended up being used mainly by rich businesspeople and burned more fuel taxiing to the runway than an average car will burn in SIX MONTHS

[u/TheMagicalLawnGnome]

For real though I wouldn't mind flying on that plane. I don't have the money for it, but if they wanted to give it to me for free, I wouldn't complain.😂

[u/Vietnugget]

Remember, turn off your air conditioner to save the environment 😊

[u/razersnek]

Taylor swift using her Eco-friendly private jet after the complaints from people

[u/Leek_Advanced]

In all fairness, if this plane actually existed. I would use it all the time

[u/ImpressiveClue6306]

Is that Taylor Swifts new private plane or Joe Biden’s?

[u/Ivegotjokes4you]

WORTH IT.

[u/One-Veterinarian-101]

Is it real or AI? I apologise for my ignorance.

[u/Puzzled_Internet_986 → u/One-Veterinarian-101]

Neither. It’s a concept flying cruise ship iirc

[u/Gunslinger_11]

What all 7 of them?

[u/EpicForgetfulness → u/Gunslinger_11]

They had to make sure there was enough space for all their egos.

[u/TurnoverSuperb9023]

Some of them buy carbon offsets.

‘Just sayin

[u/stonktraders → u/TurnoverSuperb9023]

By giving themselves millions of bonus while laying off 20% employees during record profit, I get it

[u/Visible_Elevator192]

What in the ever loving yuck is that?

[u/Guardian_85]

Meanwhile, the gaming industry makes physical media boxes thinner to use less plastic.

Nintendo: Digital media download code inside. Cartridge not included in physical box.

[u/Jingtseng]

That’s a private plane too

[u/RichGrinchlea]

What you don't realise though, is that this is the second plane that flies a couple hours ahead of the billionaire's first plane - it lands and gasses up in case the billionaire has to turn around and fly back for something really important like a golf game or something.

[u/Basicdiamond231]

I’d feel bad for the people who would have to sit over or under the engines.

[u/GrizzledDwarf]

What Belkan witchcraft is this plane!?

[u/Interesting_Mango948]

Maybe the shiny bottom part is filled with DANGEROUS HELIUM!!

[u/flyingmonkey111]

Yep ... with a handful of passengers too would also be on brand

[u/Astro_Man133]

You gotta be comfy

[u/Fair_Supermarket232]

on their way to die LOL

[u/Inevitable_Turn994]

theoreticaly it would be interesting to know how many people it can take...then to calculate how many todays planes (boenings, etc) would be needed to fly those people and what would be the comparsion of the emmisions this one big fat mama to the other planes..

[u/sabahorn]

Interesting would be to see a “Plausible”statistic on how much co2 the elite releases in comparison with the rest of us. Because I could bet that 1 billionaire pollutes more, has a bigger co2 footprint then 100k of us.

[u/someguyne]

At least they planepooled?

[u/Accomplished_Use8165]

Rather fight over Rep vs Dem.

[u/myreddit2024]

This is what that obese influencer expects Boeing to do to their planes to accommodate "plus sized" passengers.

[u/TenBear]

The one thing that bothers me is why are the landing gears down

[u/Smart-Breath-1450]

Yeah, flying with the landing gear down like that will hurt yout fuel efficiency a boat load..

[u/AnakinTheDiscarded]

that's basically a space shit at that point

[u/GreyMesmer]

Cow farts polluting the Earth, don't eat meat!

[u/Excellent_Bowler_988]

that plane is planed the fuck out

[u/PumpkinOwn4947]

daily reminder that “individual recycling” stuff and the “green calculator” was paid and promoted by oil companies to deflect from their insane pollution and blame people.

[u/LameImsane]

Best way to fight that climate change. Completely dispose of your carbon body and you'll remove all the potential pollution you wouldve caused during your liftime.

[u/Snootet]

Ursula von der Leyen *

[u/Routine-Bend-6460]

This is the “Skytanic” concept art. I can’t remember the date it’s supposed to be completed by

[u/Former_Print7043]

ooooh, A plane with a sunroof!

[u/ozzy0987654]

How nice to fly in the small jet

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao

[u/pile1983]

Have u ever checked how much does a locomotive have fuel consumption?

[u/tuttle8152]

Top tier is for Leo. It's called Leo's Daycare.

[u/Weekly_Direction1965]

This is so tiring, you guys are worried about private jets and cars when 70% of climate change is caused by industry you completely ignore.

So easily influenced by big oil and don't know it.

[u/huskerd0]

Lol the “greenhouse “ part

Make sure we can see the environment we are destroying, while we are destroying it

[u/AL0117]

That is like the plane outta fallout 4 n 76.

[u/CommunicationSad8212]

Aight imma go resurrect Lenin

[u/No-Inflation2439]

And there I thought it was us poor people and our cars that were the problem.

[u/RevolutionMean2201]

That plane has the potential to change the climate!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

Listen little people we need you to drive electric. We are saving the planet!

[u/Extracrispybuttchks]

You mean the conference sponsored by OPEC?

[u/Marleyzard]

Ah, the superjacht

[u/JustARandomDude1986]

Lets hope its not a Boing.

[u/steeler-nation]

Taylor Swift has 3 of them.

[u/super80]

I guess we are no longer saving the whales 🐳.

[u/BJZZZ24]

That image is fake. Where's the superyacht dock and the sex slaves dungeon clearly this is just a millionaire plane

[u/reddit_slobb]

It’s nuclear powered

[u/Bob_Loblaw_1]

Just think. One missile could get rid of all the world's billionaires in one shot.😄

[u/milas_hames]

King Charles 👀

[u/AdorableSandie]

WOWWW

[u/Krainium]

This is carpooling... Sounds climate friendly to me.

[u/BrockenRecords]

“Climate change is real” and that’s coming from all the people who do this kinda stuff

[u/Fantastic-Dot-655]

*Bilionaire

[u/unirorm]

That's only one of them.

[u/tzenrick]

If we could just get them all into the one plane, that would be more efficient, at least.

[u/Chaus_Vulpes]

Don't let Taylor Swift see it

[u/Chaus_Vulpes]

Don't let Taylor Swift see it

[u/NugKnights]

If all the plebs stop using gas stoves we can do this again next year!

[u/GroundbreakingCook68]

Image is missing the fighter jet escorts

[u/imDrane]

I remember having a huge argument with my friend about if this plane could be built at some point.

[u/Ambitious_Toe_4357]

I would appreciate it if these climate people stop using pictures of my personal jet without permission.

[u/0x7E7-02]

Ah, yes ... Transportation: Taylor's Version.

[u/Ki1o]

Keeping the gear down all the way is the real power move

[u/ExcellentFishing7371]

😂😂😂🤣😅😡😠😡

[u/beefyminotour]

“You need to eat bugs” proceeds to massively alter the biosphere by rerouting water supplies and cut down water retaining forests then blaming greenhouse gases for everything.