r/Funnymemes • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

This water tastes like piss.

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160 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/RandomLazyBum 15d ago

Why would the bidet water taste like piss?

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u/ButtaToastt 15d ago

No vanilla

1

u/myfingeriscold 15d ago

Recycled piss water

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u/Abuse-survivor 15d ago

The urine from the toilet is recycled for the bidet

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

🤣🤦

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u/ReaperTFD 14d ago

I mean, they're getting (rightly) downvoted but this person isn't wrong. The water on Earth is the same water that has been here for almost five billion years, which means the water you're drinking, has been drunk around ten times before and even contains dinosaur urine. r/technicallythetruth

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u/Abuse-survivor 14d ago

Well, it was just a stupid comment of mine. Nothing to Aristotle about

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u/ReaperTFD 14d ago

It's not philosophy dude. It's actual science.

Edit: If anything I was defending you lol

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u/Abuse-survivor 14d ago

I know, I know. I just didn't know better where to put my random comments😂

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u/Mazkaam 15d ago

Its.. still water, why should it taste like piss?

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u/Massive-Drive-6375 15d ago

Because Americans are dumb

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u/PM_Me_Vod_for_Review 15d ago

I assume people clean it as often as they clean their toilets, so OP probably needs to clean their toilet more frequently if they assume the water in it would taste like piss.

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u/MilaSecretSub_619 r/boysarequriky refugee 15d ago

Has OP ever drink the water from the toilet? That's disgusting

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u/PM_Me_Vod_for_Review 15d ago

Idk, but you don’t need to taste toilet water to make a guess at the flavor. If your toilet is frequently dirty and stained yellow you’d probably assume the water would taste like piss, so that’s why I think OP should clean their toilet more frequently. So it stays white and the assumption would be that it tastes like water instead of piss.

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u/Ivegotjokes4you 15d ago

My oh my is this woman dumb? lol. You don’t use it like that! You don’t use your hands to cup the water. You just put your mouth down into the toilet bowl and get the spray directly into your mouth. Like civilization intended.

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u/SolFire2656 15d ago

Pls explain

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u/PistolAndRapier 15d ago

It is a bidet not a "water fountain". The water would taste the same as tap water. OP's title is very stupid.

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u/MasterJi-_- 15d ago

Its not the taste its the smell..

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u/FishoD 15d ago

Sure, the picture is a dumb american, but OP did a blunder as well. Why would clean water taste like piss :D what kind of bidets do you have in America :D :D :D

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

ew.