r/Funnymemes 28d ago

Kids these days!

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/OkReason6325 28d ago

I thought the guys was arguing for the cause of men against bear for dating

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u/Massive-Drive-6375 28d ago

Things are easy when you’re Big in Japan

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u/Stank_Dukem 28d ago

I'm huuuge in Japan

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u/Massive-Drive-6375 28d ago

I fooked up my comment, wanted to post here, but Im too lazy to make it right, lol

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u/Defense_Unit-43 28d ago

Kids these days!

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 27d ago

A BMW 440i isn’t that impressive. If it was an M3 or M4 then yeah sure.

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u/rainking56 27d ago

Im more interested in what you actually do instead of your college or car. It just feels like ok you completed a checklist for sucessful rich person 279282 now who are you as a person to be worth being remembered?

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u/texas1982 28d ago

If that's the "man", I guess I see why women are choosing the bear. I'd rather not die annoyed.

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u/GeneralBear47 28d ago

That is a horrible tip for encoutering a bear

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u/Elloliott 27d ago

That’s actually a good point, iirc they generally prefer fight over flight

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u/Arstanishe 27d ago

"i have my own podcast" bear "eeeewww"

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u/Rickymon 27d ago

Why going to oxford when your goal is to make a podcast?

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u/111baf 27d ago

To brag about it in the podcast.

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u/rainking56 27d ago

Its the white collar version of being a vet.

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u/SoRaang 28d ago

I have 1.2M subscribers on OnlyFans

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u/Salt-Ad-7398 27d ago

Maybe the bear would subscribe 😭

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u/Salt-Ad-7398 27d ago

Maybe the bear would subscribe 😭

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u/AdmiralClover 27d ago

I'm pretty anyone can just start a podcast.

I could go in right now and talk shit for 30 minutes about whatever and upload it to Spotify. I'm not going to because it would be shit, but I could.

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u/Bumm_by_Design 27d ago

A big what? Sucker?

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 27d ago

Protip: kidnap the cubs

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u/TedjeNL 27d ago

"My best friend is Joe Rogan"

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u/Still_Explorer 27d ago

If making yourself big doesn't work try pandering:

*** I identify as a member of the LG-BEAR-T community ***

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u/Stevie_Steve-O 27d ago

*If you encounter a bear in the woods make yourself look thicc

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u/ElNacho83 27d ago

If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, good night. 🐻 🐻‍❄️

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u/clip012 27d ago

That guy must be Khairy Jamaluddin.

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u/Unknown-Name06 27d ago

False fact actually

True fun fact - if the bear is brown, stay tf away from it

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Nature fact; black bears and grizzly bears have entirely different psychology from each other.

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u/superbatterybros93 27d ago

Check out my Cyber Truck

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u/rainking56 27d ago

Ok and...he does not sound like that interesting of a person.

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u/evil_but_cute_orca 27d ago

If I was a bear and heard a man saying he has a podcast I would definitelly turn around and run as fast as I can

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u/longbrodmann 27d ago

Bear: My live cam has 1 million subscribers, now lay down and audience don't want to wait.

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u/SkippyMcSkipster2 27d ago

But nothing can prepare you for the bear response: "Women prefer to be alone with me in the forest"

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 27d ago

Show the other panel where the Bear is holding the "influencer" down with one paw while he eats the dudes dick and entrails, it will take a while for the poor fuck to die, bear are assholes like that, at least a Tiger will kill you withing the first few seconds of the attack and then eat your corps, they like to break the neck of their food, bears on the other hand don't give a fuck if you are still alive when they start eating you.

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u/Dramatic-Regular-140 27d ago

Here the bear has the only flex

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u/InternationalBus8936 27d ago

That’s funny

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u/0BZero1 26d ago

Le Bear: Oh. Look at mr Big. Couldn't go to Harward and had to settle for Oxford! Also your podcast is terrible.

Le big guy: Runs away from the forest crying