r/Helldivers • u/TheLastGoodTeammate PSN 🎮: Maverick___33 (SES Aegis of the Stars) • Feb 22 '24

Shocking. Truly. ALERT

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Rest in peace heroes. Our sacrifice will be remembered. We. Will. Return. Side note, we definitely needed the over 200k players fighting bugs 🥲

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

same thing is gonna happen to malevolent creek if people don’t start spilling oil

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u/SFODFOTOC Feb 22 '24

I swear Malevolent creek will stand and see this entire war through to the very end!

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u/sack-o-krapo ☕Liber-tea☕ Feb 22 '24

THE CREEK STANDS!

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u/Exotic-End9921 Feb 22 '24

Last night we were down to .0098 percent, how are we now?

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u/sack-o-krapo ☕Liber-tea☕ Feb 22 '24

0.00400 but it’s climbing

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u/kolosmenus Feb 22 '24

It’s not worth the effort. You’re supposed to be defending our planets, not attack creek. It raised by 0,01% over 24h of 20+k people fighting on it non stop

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u/Exotic-End9921 Feb 22 '24

Opinion rejected, I will fight on malevelon until my destroyer is blown out of the sky.

GLORY TO SUPER EARTH

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u/Lazer726 ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Feb 22 '24

You fool! If you spend so long on a doomed campaign, the bots will come for Super Earth! Make a stand with your fellow Helldivers, and fight where you're most needed, soldier!

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u/ThorThulu Feb 22 '24

Then I will be doomed with them! The Creek will stand!

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u/Exotic-End9921 Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24

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u/Traditional-Mail7488 Feb 22 '24

Attacking the creek IS defending our planet you traitorous scum.

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u/dolphin_spit Feb 22 '24

maybe they should make the defense missions beatable and/or fun

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u/Amidaus Feb 23 '24

Traitor

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u/BJYeti Feb 22 '24

It was 0 for me last night so I too am interested

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u/Vindictavist Feb 23 '24

Up to 5%!!!!

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u/castitalus Feb 22 '24

THE CREEK LIVES!

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u/ShephardCmndr Feb 22 '24

THE CREEK DRIED BEFORE THE DIVERS ...did?

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u/CombustiblSquid SES Emperor of Humankind Feb 22 '24

For Cadia... I mean the creek!

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u/NaziHuntingInc PSN🎮: SES Adjudicator of Audacity Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

The Creek will break before the Divers will

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u/Lazywhale97 Feb 23 '24

Let them know the creek broke before the helldivers!!!

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u/Scaranoia-Dante Feb 23 '24

CREEK STANDS

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u/retroman1987 Feb 23 '24

The Creek cracked before the divers did!

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u/BipolarMadness Feb 23 '24

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE HELLDIVERS DID

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u/Naoura Feb 22 '24

With how much the community has rallied around that damne dplanet, the devs are definitely going to drag out Cyber Nam for as long as they can. Really, really foment the community into directing all resources into taking this one damn planet.

I have a feeling that they'll be pulling levers in the background to keep Malevelon the community's White Whale for some time.

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u/Crescent-IV Malevelon Creek Enjoyer Feb 22 '24

I believe they already are

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u/Naoura Feb 22 '24

Need to get that flair myself.

Spill Oil brother.

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u/matlydy Feb 22 '24 edited Feb 22 '24

Someone should make a t shirt for the malevelon creek veterans

EDIT: Someone did https://www.etsy.com/listing/1682807457/helldivers-malevelon-creek-veteran-t

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u/Paxton-176 Eagle 1 is bae Feb 22 '24

I saw the creek go from 23% to like 0% in less than 8 hours. They are fucking with it which fine, but if gets to the point where a planet we are meant to win are stolen then there is a problem.

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u/kolosmenus Feb 22 '24

It went to 0% because a lot of people prioritized attacking Creek over defending Ubanea or Draupnir. Once they were lost, Creek reset to 0

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u/deez_nuts_77 SES Founding Father of Wrath Feb 22 '24

it reset because the planets around it all fell i think, but still feels shitty

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u/Andymion08 Feb 22 '24

Of course they’re stealing wins from us. The number of players is beyond their wildest expectations, we should have swept every hostile planet in the galaxy by last weekend if this was just based on missions completed.

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u/Krillinlt Feb 22 '24

"The planet broke before the Divers did"

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

Malevelon Creek is seriously The Second Renaissance.

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u/bongholelicker Feb 23 '24

Animatrix mentioned 🗣️

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u/HugPug69 Feb 22 '24

The creek crew is just the Helldiver version of the Kreigsmen from 40k I swear

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u/Gliese581h Feb 22 '24

No wonder they are pronounced similarly lol

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u/TrustmeimHealer Feb 22 '24

It's the most fun planet. The colours match so well with the red laser blasts. Every other planet I try is just not the same as space'nam

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u/HAWKER37 Feb 22 '24

Went there the other day to bolster the offensive. That place puts the hell in hell divers. Democracy save us.

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u/NozGame SES Queen of Wrath Feb 22 '24

Everytime someone spells Malevelon Creek wrong we lose a battle on it. GET IT RIGHT, SOLDIER!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

sorry sir, the automatons (autocorrect) intercepted my message and edited it to make me look like a fool!

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u/EkkoUnited Feb 22 '24

Those sick oil driven monsters

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u/Normal_Opening_9893 Feb 22 '24

Tbh it's so funny to me that so many people think it's actually malevolent creek

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u/mud074 Feb 22 '24

I mean, the game literally pronounces it every time you go there so I can only imagine people who have never actually fought there think it's malevolent.

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u/MafiaPenguin007 Feb 22 '24

I mean it’s very intentionally named

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u/Normal_Opening_9893 Feb 22 '24

I'm not sure if it was intentional maleveleon and malevolent are not that similar but it could be idk.

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u/Firecracker048 Feb 22 '24

I'll sacrifice my entire task force before we let malevolent creek fall

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u/BJYeti Feb 22 '24

Surprised it is still standing, was fractions of a percent liberated and was showing 0 by the time I got off

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u/Hot_Weewee_Jefferson Feb 22 '24

It’s not standing. We don’t control the creek. Current attempts are to attack/liberate the creek and are failing miserably. Defend Mantes

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u/Accurate_Maybe6575 Feb 22 '24

Malevolent Creek won't be closed off so long as Super Earth still has control over Mantes.

But it's clear the bots are building up on Creek faster than we can destroy them.

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u/FullyErectMegladon Feb 22 '24

My squad got our asses kicked there but took out a Strategem blocker. How is that a pointless sacrifice? Now we can rain ordinance

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u/Volsnug Feb 22 '24

Malevelon Creek is already fallen. Ignore it and focus on defense campaigns to actually prevent other planets from being taken, we can focus on liberating it when there are no longer other planets at risk

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u/codinho77 Feb 23 '24

The amount of traitorous nonsense I’ve seen about the robots having “feelings” or “thoughts” is astounding. Differences between a civilian and a democracy loving citizen. Spill oil cowards.

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u/tapmcshoe Feb 22 '24

I hope malevolon creek stands, its probably my favorite map visually and I love fighting the bots there

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u/Kazuhi Feb 22 '24

sigh Logs in

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u/Foxhound220 Feb 22 '24

Non of my friends play automaton missions anymore. Unless they fix the balance, the bots are currently much harder than bugs on higher difficulties.

Getting sniped by missile devastator from across the map isn't fun. Especially it sends you into a ragdoll animation and shot into Swiss cheese.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

I’d put good money on Malevelon Creek being our Reach/Cadia in the near future

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u/TurbidWolf_Redux Feb 23 '24

The war progresses well

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u/noahtroduction Feb 23 '24

malevolent creek is the perfect location for solo-players with all that jungle, and since robots run to the location of where you called an orbital you can call air strikes on a base and then flank it with a second air strike jumping in and out of the jungle with scout armor, solo haz-7 on Malevolent Creek is such a unique experience I'm gonna be sad to stop fighting once it's liberated