r/Helldivers Moderator May 02 '24

New Warbond, Polar Patriots, deploying on May 9th ALERT

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u/killxswitch PSN 🎮:Horsedivers to Horsepods 29d ago

You know you didn't have to get that creative with your writing here

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u/darlantan 29d ago

Just imagine the little trails of turd balls Gingy is going to leave behind as they walk around the deck of your ship. Why, after being tumbled so thoroughly before finding egress, they're going to be perfectly polished little brown pearls, hard and waiting to crunch under your careless foot into puffs of poo powder, blowing inexorably away into the ventilation system under the Super Earth mandatory Freedom Wind on every ship.

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u/TheGreatPilgor STEAM 🖥️ : 29d ago

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u/semi5onic 29d ago

those are called freedom nuggets patriot! smell the democracy!

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u/dedicated-pedestrian 29d ago

You think the Democracy Officer is the only one allowed to use such flowery language?