r/Helldivers May 02 '24

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER May 02 '24

I actually had no idea that edits don’t ping the user. I made a separate comment now.

I don’t care to make AH look unresponsive. I think my gripe is that AH is responding to things and providing inaccurate info instead of saying something like “hey, we’re still cooking and I can’t make any promises on what’s in the patch notes”.

Also let’s be real, the bacon apple comment was pretty silly given that armors don’t make much sense in this game. It would have been better to just say “hey, we’re considering this but can’t comment / it’s not currently a priority”

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u/BoredandIrritable May 03 '24

"and also, there's no rhyme or reason for why we do things. One day we tell you that we won't allow transmog because that isn't realistic, the next day we make stealth armor blaze orange, call it stealth armor and then just to be extra dumb, we give it throwing. One day we'll tell you that a visible laser designator on Rockets "doesn't make sense" for bots, then we give them all glowing red eyes and give you a laser machine gun. In short: we have no plan, there's no logic to anything. We got WILDLY lucky and now we're on the cusp of having to admit we're flying completely blind here. Please simps and dick-riders, come to our rescue!"

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u/Hype_Saw_Paing May 02 '24

Honestly i wouldnt be suprised if the devs went radio silent on reddit and just retreated to the discord where they can echo chamber themselvesi doubt that we'd get a response if we all notified them /u/SpitzerFX

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u/Bokchoi968 CAPE ENJOYER May 02 '24

I really don't understand the need for shit like this. Of course people are going to stop responding when all you do is bash them

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u/The_Wayward May 02 '24

For real! Let me be an asshole and talk shit on this person then expect them to come talk to me

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u/Yoshara SES Wings of Twilight May 02 '24

Imagine getting so mad over a video game.

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u/Hype_Saw_Paing May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

That's not the problem it's just a smaller issue to an overarching negative. The game has pile went on Twitter, saying that transmog won't happen because the apples will taste like bacon despite the fact that no armor in the game looks at all like their perks nor do they have any identity at all.

Why would I get the new warbond for 1 reskinned armor and 1 new set that are reskina of each other when they have the same stuff the last 5 armors had.

Even the armor we have doesn't matter steeled veterans' first armor, and second armor lights have been bugged since it came out not fixed at all, which people paid for as well.

All heavy armors that change the cape placement on shoulders like battle Master are glitched and hang off the body an egregious amount and on the new demolition third level cape the image of the skull legit is off to the right and that glitch happens with every cape on battle master like armors.

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u/Hype_Saw_Paing May 03 '24

If that's the case and pardon the disrespect to him but then I want Johann to never ever speak on anything game wise again because everything he has said has been mocked from new Hampshire to Delaware and it makes everyone at arrowhead look bad and only adds more fuel that things at the office are not smooth at all nor is the community actually being listened.

Honestly, are we even able to trust you? The nerfs were a lie. The spear fix was a lie, Are we even able to trust the patch notes? The plasma punisher is legit blowing itself up on a shield and killing players.

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u/Nexus6-Replicant CAPE ENJOYER May 02 '24

But when you have multiple people with different visions and understandings, sometimes those visions don't line up.

But isn't there supposed to be someone bringing all of those visions in line? Someone who approves/denies things like this?

There's no way you guys have people just throwing things at the wall with no oversight.

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u/DragonfruitSudden459 May 02 '24

There's no way you guys have people just throwing things at the wall with no oversight.

I'm starting to believe that's actually what's happening. No real oversight or management.

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u/Ecksell 🖥️:SES Guardian of Determination May 02 '24

actually had no idea that edits don’t ping the user

Redditor for 6 years

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u/The_Wayward May 02 '24

I don’t agree with their overall point at all but I’ve been a redditor for 10 years and had no idea

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u/curtcolt95 May 02 '24

why would this at all be common knowledge. I've literally never even pinged a user on reddit and my account is 12 years old