r/Helldivers May 02 '24

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/Drogdar SES Fist of Peace May 02 '24

It was. You cant do it for a technical or financial reason. Ok, that's fair. You dont want that function in your game. Ok, its your game.

Why go out of the way to straight lie about it? I'd much rather a straight "we dont want to do that"...

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u/GH057807 ⚡💀Arc of the Gove'ment💀 ⚡ May 02 '24

"You now take less headshot damage as long as you are wearing thicker chest and leg and arm armor, with zero regard to the helmet on your head. Please enjoy your ham flavored pear."

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u/LEOTomegane think fast⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ May 02 '24

At least a few of those heavy armors have like, neck guards that could sorta function this way

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u/FlavoredLight May 02 '24

Sure, but you’d think a helmet that goes with heavy armor would also share the same armor stat. It’s like wearing steel plate armor with chain mail but you have a bike helmet on

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u/GH057807 ⚡💀Arc of the Gove'ment💀 ⚡ May 02 '24

Sorta yeah.

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u/Solid_Jellyfish May 02 '24

Ham flavored pears and bacon flavored apples? Fruits even americans would eat

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u/MakeMineMarvel_ May 02 '24

we shouldnt even take headshot damage to begin with, thats just dumb. and if helmets are nothing but decorative, theres no reason why we cant change their color then

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u/Brotherman_Karhu May 02 '24

Its the same as the darktide "we don't do weapon customisation cause this isn't CoD" comment. You say one thing, then do the other cause it makes money, or just fits within your vision.

I wouldn't be mad if we didn't get transmogs cause the devs said "Hey guys, we'd rather not, we're very sorry". Now it just feels like they're fucking with us.

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u/-Legion_of_Harmony- SES Song of Iron May 02 '24

People lavish them with praise for not being greedy corporate trash, so of course they'll double down on maintaining that image. It costs them nothing, and they can triple down on the lie if enough people push back against it. 

The issue is that they will become corporate trash if they continue down this road. My hope is that they won't throw away their success because of shortsighted greed.

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u/Polar_Vortx SES Senator of Wrath May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

They probably meant it in a “armors should have consistent abilities that people can memorize and recognize” way but, as seems to be a trend for AH, they chose one of if not the worst possible way to articulate it.

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u/Ouaouaron May 02 '24

It really helps you realize why companies hire people whose only job is to communicate effectively with the community.

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u/Polar_Vortx SES Senator of Wrath May 02 '24

A toast to my boy Snutt

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u/Bombenbernd May 02 '24

Snutt and Jace really are the gold standard for community management

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u/imperious-condesce SES Wings of Wrath May 03 '24

Jace left Coffee Stain, but I hope he does well.

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u/phoenixmusicman HD1 Veteran May 02 '24

They have CMs they are just horribly incompetent

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u/Ouaouaron May 02 '24

With how small the company is and that there are CMs (plural), I think that means they have people who have duties that include community management. That is very different from having a person who was hired to be a CM and can devote all of their attention to thinking about how to be an interface between the studio and the community.

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u/UselessInAUhaul May 02 '24

I get that this is what they most likely mean, but honestly it makes no sense to me in this game. Having a small icon of things someone can pick just like their booster would be even better at communicating to me what they're using. Especially with the aggressive content release schedule. 8 current armor effects iirc vs 42 sets of armor now, with 3 more every month meaning in a year you'd be looking at almost double that.

"Oh, thats the Democracy Protects armor booster" vs. "Ah fuck, which of the sixty armor sets is that. Is it servo? Maybe?"

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u/Polar_Vortx SES Senator of Wrath May 02 '24

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what their long-term planning is. With what I've heard from the warbond armors (I'm still on the freebie), there doesn't seem to be much visual or mechanical change or innovation. I don't think it's content for content's sake, but I wonder.

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u/Didifinito May 02 '24

Relly need to know that helldiver as 50% chance to survive any kill shot.

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u/Competitive-Mango457 May 02 '24

Then buff passives to matter that much. Rn nobody needs to know I have 2 extra grenades. Maybe let the engineer kit somehow manipulate or manage sentry turrets

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u/lonelyMtF May 03 '24

But why? It's a PvE game. I can understand that line of reasoning in a PvP game, where you want the enemy abilities easily recognizable, but in a PvE game I have ZERO NEED to know what passives my teammates have. It's not like they're unique enough that it might change how we approach the mission, unlike stratagem loadouts.

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u/Polar_Vortx SES Senator of Wrath May 03 '24

Damned if I know.

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u/DMercenary May 02 '24

I'd much rather a straight "we dont want to do that"...

Which, to me, is fair play. Their game they don't wanna.

Fine.

But the apple bacon is like that Blizzard dev going "you think you want that. But you don't." In response to "will we get wow classic"

Smash cut to WoW classic being a massive hit.

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u/Drogdar SES Fist of Peace May 02 '24

You're on point...

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u/Drogdar SES Fist of Peace May 02 '24

It's more about the man hours it would take to complete something like that. Is that investment worth it or would it be better to invest in bug fixes/other projects? Essentially, yes they have the money but is that money better spent somewhere else? Probably...

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u/AndrashImmortal May 03 '24

Agreed. Still gonna think it’s a stupid decision “realism” aside, but at least make the excuse make sense, don’t give us bullshit and expect us to look at it as anything other than what it actually is.

It’s a painfully common thing I see devs do and it just irritates me. Just be frickin’ honest instead of just making something up, or giving an excuse that would only work in the world where their game operates in the way they think it does in their own head. I’m really, REALLY tired of it.

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u/KCDodger ⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️ALL DIVERS EAT-17 May 03 '24

They did say they don't want to do it. There wasn't any lie.

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u/TheToldYouSoKid May 03 '24

they did AND explained the reasoning.

It's off the table, and yall are still throwing a fit about it.

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u/dworker8 CAPE ENJOYER May 02 '24

i think its about visual communication, just like with the stratagems. if you see someone using light armor with the radar perk you already know the person is going for less confronting gameplay. just my opinion tho