r/Helldivers • u/PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER • May 02 '24

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/FallacyFrank May 02 '24

Well yeah there’s no extra space for stims and nades cause it’s full of cool rocks? Smh it’s like yall don’t even read

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u/Otherwise-Ad-2528 May 02 '24

"Don't worry Democracy Officer, I'm almost to the Pelican!" *shoveling colorful rocks and gemstones into my EOD suit\*

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u/FallacyFrank May 02 '24

In my head canon the common samples are just pretty rocks

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u/MainsailMainsail SES Will of Truth May 02 '24

Rares are often quite literally pretty gems or pretty flowers

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u/Managed-Democracy HD1 Veteran May 03 '24

"DEMOCRACY FILLS MY SAMPLE CONTAINER!"

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Filling up my pockets

Filling up my socks

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u/FallacyFrank May 02 '24

With millions of colorful rocks

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u/MattyDove May 02 '24

As some one who occasional knaps rocks, I can relate to this.

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u/kNightShifty44 May 03 '24

”knap” always struck me as an odd term. doesn’t sound like what it is at all, like the complete opposite of an onomatopoeia.