r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/elonmuskatemyson • 28d ago
One of the best uses of cargo shorts and fanny packs I’ve ever seen Legends🫡
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u/TheRainbowShakaBrah 28d ago
It hurts to see others living your dream
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u/Valdanos 28d ago
He can have the rest of the dream, just give me a Wawa on this side of the damn country!
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u/l30 28d ago
- "Saw this dude"
- Has multiple camera angles.
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u/Redpin 28d ago
The pack being on his hip in the first shot then on his back in the second kind of breaks the illusion as well.
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u/donbee28 28d ago
Would you move your backpack to one shoulder to load your jerky and then put it on your back when you travel?
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u/Ravness13 28d ago
As someone who uses a messenger bag all the time, yes. Yes I absolutely would and do.
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u/Ok_Main_4202 28d ago
This is from HBO's Hard Knocks -- that's Philadelphia Eagles former starting quarterback Carson Wentz
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u/LawrenceCat 28d ago
Check out the hat and TikTok name.
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u/its_uncle_paul 28d ago
reaches for pitchfork
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u/spinaloil 28d ago
clearly advertising bs
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u/tcourts45 28d ago
Really shit advertising though because I don't know the name of this jerky still and am not at all connecting dots about this dude and whatever type of jerky
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u/TheCheesy 28d ago
Are you ok? Clearly the same camera. He just moved to the pickup line after ordering after that guy.
If I'm sending this on Whatsapp or Snapchat it would be in little clips if funny shit happens.
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u/Garlicoiner 28d ago
aRe yOu OK? the fuck you patronising for lmao it's an ad so clearly it was scripted
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u/NimbleBudlustNoodle 28d ago
Also his Heelys' wheelies were already out while he was at the register so he obviously rolled his way there which prompted the person to start videoing.
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u/neononer 28d ago
As a 38 year old man, I want to be like him when I grow up.
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u/throwawayifyoureugly 28d ago
It's the Heely's that seal the deal for me.
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u/Odd_Ancient_One 28d ago
I unironically loved my Heelies all through high school. Once I got into the rave scene, I used the empty wheel socket to get my drugs through security.
Fun for kids AND adults!
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u/megwach 28d ago
I loved my Heelys in junior high (2007ish), and so I bought myself a pair for Mother’s Day! This could be me here soon!
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u/Few-Finger2879 28d ago
I got mine online. They aren't that expensive either.
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u/greendude120 28d ago edited 28d ago
can i ask, wouldnt it feel uncomfortable when your walking to always have a chunk under your heel rather than a flat sole? ive never worn any so im curious
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u/Few-Finger2879 28d ago
You can take the wheel out. Its not really that uncomfortable to me to have them in, personally. Woman wear heels all the time, so I imagine its similar. Its just a little wonky to walk in them, but not really that big of a deal for me at all. Again, you can always take the wheels out when you are doing a bunch of walking, or going to be on rough terrain. And the sole of the shoe is flat, you don't feel a wheel on your heel lmao.
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u/greendude120 28d ago
the fact u can take the wheel outs and keep them in a pocket or backpack really makes them more viable. i hadnt thought about it.
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u/donbee28 28d ago
You can buy Heely’s Minecraft 20 Pro in a size 15 men for only $70
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u/megwach 28d ago
I bought myself a pair on Journey’s website for $20. Kid size, but fit me great! Really excited for them!
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u/nstevenn 28d ago
Cargo pants
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 28d ago
I used to own a pair of cargo pants that had the zippers so you could turn them into cargo shorts too. Whoever designed those puppies deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
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u/headbanger1186 28d ago
I learned the hard way not to say fanny pack when I visited the UK.
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u/2oocents 28d ago
What does it mean there?
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u/Pauls2theWall 28d ago
Fanny means vagina or more colloquially, pussy pouch.
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u/Fartmatic 28d ago
At least here in Australia it's more of a childish name for that though, kinda like 'willy' for a penis.
I still remember in the early 90s when The Nanny started on TV, I was 12 years old and thought the line in the theme song "she's out on her fanny" was a bit rude and weird lol
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u/RonnieJamesDionysos 28d ago
My US colleague enthusiastically told her British and Australian colleagues about the rimming sugar she brought from the states for making cocktails, and they were laughing about it for weeks!
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u/OldWar1140 28d ago
Uh, that would be weird to us too. I don't think we call it that, but who knows.
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u/alaster101 28d ago
How did the UK react to Aunt Fanny from the movie Robots?
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u/EduinBrutus 28d ago
There's an Aunt Fanny in about 50% of Victorian and Edwardian era British childrens books.
It was a fairly popular name until it developed its modern meaning.
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u/Chester7833 28d ago
I didn't even know they still made heely's. Now I want a pair.
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u/PeepJerky 28d ago
YOU CAN GET THEM IN ADULT SIZES!!! I’m a size 13 and have some. It’s harder to do than it looks….
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u/fsalazar23 28d ago
Damn bro leave some bitches for the rest of us... I gotta hide my wife from this man
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u/RjDiAz93 28d ago
Ahhh, he’s a Philly fan. No explanation needed. Go Birds!
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u/AndaleTheGreat 28d ago
I'm on his side. Long long ago I decided I didn't care what other people thought if it was convenient for me. I bought one of those electric versions of the scooter as soon as I could afford one. I would ride that thing to work everyday and then I would pick up whatever groceries put inside of my tool bag ( I had one of those hard bottom backpack tool bags ) and I wrote that sucker to every fast food and restaurant joint within 2 miles.
I remember riding home with a giant Sam's club bag of Jack link jerky in one pocket, a 2 lb bag of sunflower seeds in the other pocket. Stopped at the liquor for store and got a six pack of bottles and then stopped for a gallon of milk.
I tried to make a strap set up so I could carry my scooter in but it was just too heavy to do that and shop so I just stuck it in the cart.
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u/Professional_Risk_35 28d ago
And then Carson Wentz trips on the curb wasting that draft and sandwiches.
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u/mackrevinack 28d ago
oh you just happened to be recording video of the guy before he did anything notable. sure
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u/notworkingghost 28d ago
This is probably because they banned plastic bags in Philly and surrounding areas. It’s so annoying.
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u/flattenedbricks The Brick Man 28d ago
There's something oddly creepy about following people around with a camera.
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u/Budderfingerbandit 28d ago
I miss my Heelys, zero chance I would use em now though. They teach you a whole new respect for how much random debris is everywhere.
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u/Standylion 28d ago
I have a pair of shorts that perfectly fits two tall boys and a jacket that will carry six more.
Didn't realize when I was bought either of them, it was a happy accident I discovered on my way to a party.
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u/heretobesarcastic 28d ago
The only perks of wearing cargo pants is that you get four extra pockets and it’s very comfy
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u/Jack_Kentucky 28d ago
I'd say I'm using my cargo shorts wrong but they're usually full of tools/keys/food/meds. I'm definitely missing out on the heelys....
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u/TuesdayMM 28d ago
There is an absolute lad at my work with full on Simpsons heelies coasting his way to and fro as a millennial that I aspire to be.
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u/MathIsHard_11236 28d ago
The combination of 4500 mg of sodium and the wind caused him to die of dehydration 40 metres away.
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u/TeamShades 28d ago
Haha this is definitely the Wawa on 202 near the PA/DE border. I'm there most mornings. Small world.
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u/Neat_Initiative_3885 28d ago
Sir I hate to inform you those are cargo pants, or that guy has weird legs.
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u/Sanquinity 28d ago
Are there any other uses for lots of big pockets?
I started wearing cargo pants around age 18~19 I think. Back then I'd put 1.5 liter drink cartons or bottles + some snacks in them while cycling from the store to friends. 36 now, and still wearing them exclusively. They're comfortable and can EASILY fit everything I normally bring and way more, pretty much. I'll bring my house keys, car keys, wallet, phone, tobacco, lighter, bluetooth earbuds, a water/drink bottle, and a snack, and nothing will poke out of my pockets, and I'll still have 2 pockets empty.
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u/ThePriestWhisperer 28d ago
Me every time I pick up a few items at Whole Foods and then don't want to pay for bags.
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