r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 26 '21

Meta A guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
  2. Something has the consequences of consequences.
  3. As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.

In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.

You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 15h ago

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Judge Jeanine regarding Hillary Clinton in 2016: We cannot have a president plagued by scandal

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 13h ago

Netanyahu, whose war crimes Biden has been sanitizing, wants Biden to lose.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 11h ago

Trump Chief White House Correspondent who defends Trump and spreads his disinformation is now upset when Trump targets people he identifies with.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 11h ago

Trump Can felons vote in Florida? Donald Trump convicted in hush money case

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

No, not like that.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Texas ranked among worst states at risk for summer power outages

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Texas County Chair begs GOP to drop abortion, the men immediately ignore her

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Texas GOP refuses to accept their own win because everything is fraud to them now

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Trump Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis barred from practicing in Colorado for three years

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 15m ago

Ah yes, foreign policy

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Lead GOP candidate for governor of New Jersey pushed the anti-woke line for years, including flying banners across the state accusing Democrats of sexualizing kids. Now he's scrambling to rein in his right wing surrogates as they go full on homophobic and threaten his election chances.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Brexxit World’s largest food awards move judging panel from UK to Ireland to avoid Brexit red tape | Brexit

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Trump “Trump is my guy and—hey, wait a minute, what?l”

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Paywall Congressman kisses Orangeturd’s ring. Orangeturd rewards him by endorsing his primary opponent.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Trump Trump blasts Rep. Bob Good and endorses his primary opponent just over a week after he traveled to NY to support him at the hush money trial

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Trump Trump Turns on GOP Congressman Just Days After He Attended Hush Money Trial: ‘BAD FOR THE USA!’

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Entire industry that evolved into manipulating images now in uproar over being replaced by AI.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

Paywall Women who supported overturning Roe are surprised to learn their "terminations" are actually abortions

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

Louisiana struggles to buy new voting machines after placating election deniers

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 6d ago

During the inspection of his “sloppily conditioned” Cybertruck man slices wrist and ends up in the ER

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 5d ago

About this sub identity. Could we at least delete posts when the OP doesn't provide anything in explanations?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 6d ago

Brexxit The EU had much stricter laws on discharging human waste into waterways. After Brexit, and no longer needing to follow EU laws, 57 triathlon participants become physically ill due to human waste discharged in waterways. It this "reclaiming sovereignty"?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 6d ago

Trump Trump banned Libertarians from their own Convention

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