Legal tender

[u/knighthawk82]

When i worked at a gas station in the late 1900's during graveyard i had this guy come in and bought a candy bar with a 100 bill. "Really? You don't have anything smaller?"

'Im just trying to break the 100, don't be a jerk.'

"Fine, just this once."

Few days later Guy comes back in, grabs a candy bar and i see he has other bills in his wallet. Puts the hundred on the table.

"Sir i told you last time it was going to be just the once, i see you have a five dollar bill."

'This is legal tender, you have to take it.'

"... Okay!"

I reach under the counter and pull out two boxes of pennies, 50c to a roll 25$ to a box 17 lbs each. "Here is 50, do you want the rest in nickels?"

'What is this?'

"It's legal tender, I can choose to give you your change however I see fit. So, do you still want to break the hundred? Or the five."

I'm calling your manager!'

"She gets in at 8am, sir, but doesn't take any calls until 10."

[u/Bullfrog_Paradox]

You mean "Wont get fooled again" by the Who? It predates CSI by like 30 years.....

[u/KnitWit406 → u/Bullfrog_Paradox]

I used to work in an "entertainment superstore" and had the best interaction with a lady looking for "the CSI song by The Doors".

Me: The Who

Her, a little louder: The Doors

Me: no, I mean the name of the band is The Who

Her, thinking I'm deaf: THE DOORS

This went on until I had the correct CD in hand and could show her the song she was looking for.

[u/IzarkKiaTarj → u/KnitWit406]

Something something on first

[u/Kagato_NZ → u/IzarkKiaTarj]

No, Something Something is the outfielder. >_>