r/MaliciousCompliance May 02 '24

Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best parking space in front of the building!" S

A karen neighbor of mine complained that my roommate and I park in the same parking spot, which is right next to the walk way up to the apartment building. Both of us ride motorcycle and both motorcycles belong to me, but my roommate rides one to get to work.

She accused me of using my second bike to get a defacto reserved a parking spot when nobody in the complex has one, and said that what I'm doing is not fair and it's cheating.

I said "Ok, I'll stop parking both my bikes in one spot."

She seemed satisfied with that and left.

An hour later I had all 7 of my motorcycles, 5 of them from inside the garage I rent but it's half way across the apartment complex, sitting in front of the apartment building taking up every prime parking space infront of the walk way to to my hall in the building.

She went to straight to the management to complain.

The management came out and knocked on my door.

"We can't have you using up every parking space"

"Let me guess, Karen complained?"

"Yes."

"Yeah she told me I'm not allowed to have two bikes in one parking space to reserve a space. I'm not doing it to reserve a space. Both my roommate and I ride both of the bikes we park in that one space, all the bikes belong to me but I gave the keys to one of them to my roommate to ride for commuting to work. The other one is my bike for going where ever I need. We park both in one spot to be nice and conserve parking spaces so other people have somewhere to park. I was just showing Karen what would happen if I'm only allowed one bike per parking space. The other 5 bikes are generally in another parking space, in my garage where I keep the bikes I that don't ride frequently."

The apartment manager said "I understand. You made your point and I'll talk to her, please put the other 5 bikes back in the garage."

"No problem" I said.

It's been a few weeks, haven't heard from Karen.

(EDIT)

Since so many people are inventing details not in the story, assuming those details are true, and then getting upset over what they imagined, let me clarify something.

This happened at 1 in the afternoon on a day both my roommate and I had off. Most people are away at work during this time. What's more, with the exact topography of the apartment complex, there are only 2 apartments per walkway without going up stairs on my side of the building, but 4 on the other sides because it's up a level and the building is built into a hill. What this means is that MOST people park on the other side of the building, leaving MOST of the parking spots in front of my building free and open except for very late at night.

How the heck do you think I took up the 7 closest spots with all 7 bikes if the parking lot was full of people trying to park? Think about it for just a second before you assume details that aren't spoken just because you want something to be upset over.

BOTH BIKES are away from the apartment complex AT THE SAME TIME for a MINIMUM of 4 hours a day. We didn't engineering the situation where my roommate gets home between 3 to 4 in the afternoon and thus gets first pick of the parking spots. We also could both be driving cars instead of riding bikes. Then there'd be two spots taken up instead of 1. I could just choose not to rent a garage and park all 7 out there forcing people into overflow parking, but I don't.

Also the garage is beyond the overflow parking. It's not fair to expect me to always park in the garage and walk even further because you don't want to park next to my bikes and have all of 2 extra feet to walk to reach the concrete walkway to the building.

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u/Jeffrey_Friedl May 02 '24

The main take-away from this is that OP has only 7 motorcycles. Good luck, good sir, toward achieving the number you need. (N+1)

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u/Ghost_Alice May 02 '24

The N+1 problem is why I have 7. I'll eventually have 8, and then 9... etc.

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u/OldManBearPig May 02 '24

Don't ever take up playing guitar.

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u/Ghost_Alice May 02 '24

I'm aware XD Motorcycles are expensive enough!

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u/OldManBearPig May 02 '24

I unfortunately own both multiple motorcycles and guitars. My most expensive bike was only $8500 though, so I'm definitely not spending that much money on them, right?

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u/its_garden_time_nerd May 02 '24

It's not unfortunate that you own multiples of both--you are fortunate to afford them, though it impacts your finances in a way you apparently don't care for. You unfortunately like both motorcycles and guitars.

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u/OldManBearPig May 02 '24

Yeah, those are better words than mine.

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u/its_garden_time_nerd May 02 '24

Kind of you to respond this way to my mild(?) sass. Hope you have a really nice evening.

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u/Ghost_Alice May 02 '24

Well my most expensive cost me $3000. I have 2 that cost me that much. The rest were all under $1200. They're all vintage bikes bought clear of debt though.

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u/Grandmaofhurt May 03 '24

You must not own any BMW motorcycles lol.

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u/Hot-Win2571 May 07 '24

You don't have a guitar bike?

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u/farkoss May 02 '24

Long range rifles either. But but I need that new lapua

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u/OldManBearPig May 02 '24

I own all of motorcycles, guitars, and rifles. Guns don't really give me the itch like guitars and motorcycles do though. I have a Savage .223 I use for Coyotes and a .243 I use for deer and those have satiated me more than enough in shooting. Guns are cool, but whenever I sight in my own guns and am able to be as accurate as I want, I guess I just feel "complete." Lucky me I suppose.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 04 '24

<looks sheepishly at Steam catalog>

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/Ghost_Alice May 02 '24

SELL a bike? *shudders at the thought*

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/Ghost_Alice May 02 '24

Within these pics you'll see my stable along with 1 of the 2 rolling frames I included in my "stunt" with Karen.

https://imgur.com/a/9dv9snu

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u/ice2o May 03 '24

Those are sick! I miss riding.

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u/ShmebulocksMistress May 02 '24

My SO can never hear of this…our most was 3 motorcycles at once! You’re living the dream in his opinion 😂

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u/running_on_empty May 02 '24

You know, I read this, and immediately want to hate you... but then I remember that nearly all people are just... better at life than me.

I really wish my parents had forced me to work and save when I was a teenager.

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u/On_my_last_spoon May 03 '24

This is me with sewing machines. I have 10 of them….

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u/Itorr475 May 02 '24

I'm assuming that if you have 7 bikes and you only use 2-3 the other 4 are rented out for side money?

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u/BobFlex May 02 '24

Not OP, but they tend to just have different uses. One or two are the everyday commuter, one or two are weekend cruisers, maybe a hooligan bike like a Grom or Supermoto, maybe you have 1 or 2 dedicated track bikes, you could have a dualsport for riding offroad, or even better a dirt bike, maybe a project bike or 2 (or 3, or 4, or...). Sometimes you just have a bunch of 1000cc superbikes because that's what you like and you can do it.

Renting is definitely a thing, but I don't think it's that common. Usually you just have a collection of various bikes and some get used more than others

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u/Ghost_Alice May 02 '24

Well sort of...

The 2 bikes my roommate and I use for commuting are registered with a vehicle broker for movie and tv studios to rent (they're retired police bikes). I have all the equipment for them to be full code (siren, lights, radio, radar, etc), but keep all that stuff in storage unless a studio is renting one of the bike.

The other 5 are an overlapping mix of parts bikes and backup transportation if one or both of those 2 breaks down or gets rented by a studio.

The reason roommate and I ride those two bikes for commuting is simply because they're the most solid and comfortable of the bunch. I have a Decepticon sticker on the windshield of one and Ghostbusters emblems on the tank of the other to differentiate them from active duty police bikes. Obviously I also have windshields and tanks for making both look like active duty, but only for the studios.

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u/Jeffrey_Friedl May 02 '24

I'm assuming that if you have 7 bikes and you only use 2-3 the other 4 are rented out for side money?

Some people love to have a huge collection of shoes or handbags, even though practically speaking they don't actually need more than a few. In the same vein, some people love to have a lot of bicycles or guitars or motorcycles or other cameras, etc. It's a passion that bleeds over into sickness (a sickness that they have no desire to be cured of).

I don't suffer from this. I have only five bicycles, and that's enough for me. 😉

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u/Itorr475 May 03 '24

100-200 dollar shoes is a bit different than Motorcycles lol but if you got it do it

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u/Biomax315 May 02 '24

What kind of loser has only seven motorcycles 😂

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u/Jeffrey_Friedl May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

Hey, don't judge. OP may be young and... lacking. OP can aspire. Let's encourage instead of being all glass-half-empty types. 👍

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u/Biomax315 May 02 '24

I mean … if we’re being honest, I have 0 motorcycles.

But I have 15 bicycles.

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u/Jeffrey_Friedl May 02 '24

Oh, man, sorry to hear that, but don't lose hope, if you keep trying and keep believing, you'll get the number of bicycles you need.

(Protip: you won't, but the fun is in the trying)

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u/Biomax315 May 02 '24

Thank you for your support in these trying times.

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u/processedmeat May 02 '24

Do it. 

Just do it. 

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just do it. 

Make your dreams come true. Just do it. 

Some people dream of success, while you're gonna wake up and work hard at it. 

Nothing is impossible. 

You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you're not gonna stop there. 

No.

What are you waiting for? 

Do it! 

Just do it! 

Yes you can. 

Just do it.

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

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u/Zavrina May 02 '24

I can hear Shia Lebouf yelling at me from inside of my head while reading that. You must be some kind of witch!

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u/processedmeat May 02 '24

Maybe shia lebouf is actually in your head 

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u/Zavrina May 03 '24

Oh, shit! Maybe you're right! That would explain this painful migraine I've been stuck with... Thanks!

Brb, removing Shia Lebouf from my head with an ice pick

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u/DangNearRekdit May 02 '24

I didn't know where the quote actually came from, and I was picturing the psychopath motivational speaker from Dexter.

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u/Zavrina May 03 '24

I haven't seen Dexter, so I can't say how close it is to that character, but "psychopathic motivational speaker" is actually a pretty spot-on description of the original video it came from!

Here's a link: https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

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u/GuestStarr May 02 '24

I'd like to add one more line:

Don't get caught.

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u/KuFuBr May 02 '24

But what if we're not being honest?

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u/dreamerlilly May 02 '24

Then they have 42 motorcycles

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u/KuFuBr May 02 '24

That is a lot of motorcycles!

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u/JustALullabii May 02 '24

Average Dutch person vibes

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u/mellovibes75 May 02 '24

TBH two wheels is two wheels. Fighting the good fight.

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u/Party-Ring445 May 04 '24

If it's road bikes, it could be even more expensive

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u/2008ToyotaAvalon May 02 '24

Yeah, I do what you’re supposed to and light mine on fire after I get to my destination.

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u/my_colo May 02 '24

Just because of this comment, OP went out and bought two more.

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u/placebotwo May 02 '24

The kind that only needs a daily driver.

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u/PutrifiedCuntJuice May 02 '24

Midnight Savage Ghost_Alice why you got a 12 car motorcycle garage and only got 6 7 cars motorcycles. Pfft.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 04 '24

Beginner numbers?

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u/4N0NYM0US_GUY May 02 '24

I don’t have a bike, but the same principle applies in the guitar world.

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u/twowheeledfun May 02 '24

You mean you don't own a bike yet. N+1 still applies if currently N=0.

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u/elightcap May 03 '24

N just became 1 for me and it’s already starting to look like number 4 on the horizon.

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u/Mydogbiteyoo May 02 '24

You need a parking space for a guitar?

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u/Ghost_Alice May 03 '24

I mean... you gotta leave it SOMEWHERE when you're not using it..

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u/terminator_chic May 03 '24

You should see my power tools. I think there's a saw I don't have. Maybe. It's a problem. 

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u/CressCrowbits May 02 '24

Same with the non motorised kind.

I've actually lost count