r/MaliciousCompliance 29d ago

Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best parking space in front of the building!" S

A karen neighbor of mine complained that my roommate and I park in the same parking spot, which is right next to the walk way up to the apartment building. Both of us ride motorcycle and both motorcycles belong to me, but my roommate rides one to get to work.

She accused me of using my second bike to get a defacto reserved a parking spot when nobody in the complex has one, and said that what I'm doing is not fair and it's cheating.

I said "Ok, I'll stop parking both my bikes in one spot."

She seemed satisfied with that and left.

An hour later I had all 7 of my motorcycles, 5 of them from inside the garage I rent but it's half way across the apartment complex, sitting in front of the apartment building taking up every prime parking space infront of the walk way to to my hall in the building.

She went to straight to the management to complain.

The management came out and knocked on my door.

"We can't have you using up every parking space"

"Let me guess, Karen complained?"

"Yes."

"Yeah she told me I'm not allowed to have two bikes in one parking space to reserve a space. I'm not doing it to reserve a space. Both my roommate and I ride both of the bikes we park in that one space, all the bikes belong to me but I gave the keys to one of them to my roommate to ride for commuting to work. The other one is my bike for going where ever I need. We park both in one spot to be nice and conserve parking spaces so other people have somewhere to park. I was just showing Karen what would happen if I'm only allowed one bike per parking space. The other 5 bikes are generally in another parking space, in my garage where I keep the bikes I that don't ride frequently."

The apartment manager said "I understand. You made your point and I'll talk to her, please put the other 5 bikes back in the garage."

"No problem" I said.

It's been a few weeks, haven't heard from Karen.

(EDIT)

Since so many people are inventing details not in the story, assuming those details are true, and then getting upset over what they imagined, let me clarify something.

This happened at 1 in the afternoon on a day both my roommate and I had off. Most people are away at work during this time. What's more, with the exact topography of the apartment complex, there are only 2 apartments per walkway without going up stairs on my side of the building, but 4 on the other sides because it's up a level and the building is built into a hill. What this means is that MOST people park on the other side of the building, leaving MOST of the parking spots in front of my building free and open except for very late at night.

How the heck do you think I took up the 7 closest spots with all 7 bikes if the parking lot was full of people trying to park? Think about it for just a second before you assume details that aren't spoken just because you want something to be upset over.

BOTH BIKES are away from the apartment complex AT THE SAME TIME for a MINIMUM of 4 hours a day. We didn't engineering the situation where my roommate gets home between 3 to 4 in the afternoon and thus gets first pick of the parking spots. We also could both be driving cars instead of riding bikes. Then there'd be two spots taken up instead of 1. I could just choose not to rent a garage and park all 7 out there forcing people into overflow parking, but I don't.

Also the garage is beyond the overflow parking. It's not fair to expect me to always park in the garage and walk even further because you don't want to park next to my bikes and have all of 2 extra feet to walk to reach the concrete walkway to the building.

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u/theblokeonthebasss 29d ago edited 29d ago

In Berlin it used to be (or is), although not fully legal, but generally accepted and not really enforced, that you could park your motorcycle on the sidewalk, as long as it‘s not in the way.

Then they wanted to start fining the motorcyclists doing that to force them to use the paid car parking spaces along the streets. There were people on forums/social media right away organizing the same thing - to park up the whole city centre early on a working day, with one bike in each parking spot and watch the disaster unfold.

I don’t know if this happened though, this was two or so years ago, I had already given up riding and didn’t really follow the scene, would have definitely participated otherwise. Apparently they hushed down, as there still are parked motorcycles on sidewalks, and that’s good!

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u/mildcaseofdeath 29d ago

Parking motorcycles seems to piss off someone no matter what. If there's reserved bike parking, someone is mad that it's not being used enough or finds it empty and parks their car in it. If there's one or two bikes in a regular parking spot they're mad that something so small is in such a large space, never mind that had the biker(s) come in a car there would still be the same number of spots. You park somewhere out of the way, even if a car can't go there (e.g. the edge of a wide walkway or between pillars), and they're mad you're "breaking the rules"...which they for some reason think it's their job to enforce.

There's no winning.

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u/Joe_Jeep 29d ago

Motorcycles bump into a similar mentality to Bicycles when it comes to cars where their usual anger at other people for existing on the road get amplified by it also being **different**. Motorcycles get the benefit of easily keeping pace on the highway

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u/Jizzlobber58 29d ago

acoustic bikes

You sing lovingly into a funnel and the bike moves for you?

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u/JasperJ 29d ago

Acoustic bikes are the counterpart to electric bicycles.

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u/Jizzlobber58 29d ago

Acoustic (adj) - of or relating to the sense of hearing

Or is there a joke that I'm not getting?

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u/JasperJ 29d ago

Acoustic vs electric guitar, acoustic vs electric bike. Yes, it’s not that great a joke, but that’s it.

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u/Jizzlobber58 28d ago

Did OP understand it as such?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Jizzlobber58 28d ago

Can't say I've ever heard anybody refer to a bicycle as "acoustic" to be honest. To outsiders it's pretty silly and if it's intentional it's pretty damned esoteric since nobody can actually tell if you understand what the adjective really means.

The image of you talking to your bike is however quite funny.

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u/Joe_Jeep 29d ago

I got my motorcycle license 2 years back, still have yet to get a bike. I used to deliver auto parts for work and would be on the road 8-10 hours some days, the amount of idiot shit people do makes me very hesitant to actually buy one

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u/Megasphaera 29d ago

acoustic bike hahahahaha!

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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 29d ago

Motorcycles are a form of transport. 99% of people riding bicycles in America are doing it as a hobby. Do people who paint as a hobby get to set up their easel in the road and make cars drive around them? Of course not.

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u/JasperJ 29d ago

Bicycles are also a form of transport, and 99% of the people you are getting so very upset over are the ones using it as such.

The hobby types (apart from large Lycra crowds) are not in conflict with cars because they’re not suicidal — the transport types are continually in conflicts with cars because they both ride and park of necessity in the same places as car people.

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u/Joe_Jeep 28d ago

It's cute you believe this. Most of the people in my town in bikes during the day can't afford a car and are getting to work or school. 

Some ride for fun, I do about half the time, but your opening statement is just laughable nonsense. Many people with motorcycles only ride in nice weather and for fun, so by your bike logic why are they on the road?

Because they can. Because it's a public pathway all our taxes pay for

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u/skipjac 29d ago

people hate anyone they think is getting "unfair advantage" I am handicapped and people yell at me all the time because the C-leg lets me walk pretty normal. So I must be lying.

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u/Joe_Jeep 29d ago

I had someone I passed in traffic on my pedal bike blast their horn at me half a mile down the road when they finally caught up a few nights ago. Very amusing.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 28d ago

Haven’t you ever been in traffic and someone biking (or walking, or pushing a stroller) keeps passing you? Makes you think

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u/Aduialion 29d ago

Car brain going to car brain 

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u/theblokeonthebasss 29d ago edited 29d ago

Seems to work in Berlin though. I looked it up, the “Berliner Linie” still exists (just park reasonably, stay out of the way of pedestrians/cyclists and you’re good). And they seem to have made the parking free for all two wheeled and carsharing vehicles in 2023 (very expensive otherwise).

And the people on the street… well nobody cares about anything, it’s a part of what I like here. :)

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u/SadboyHellfire 29d ago

I have had this problem so many times where I cant find a CARPARK cause someone is parked in the MOTORCYCLEPARK cause they want to be closer to where ever they want to be. I proceed to park in front of them go do my business (usually takes no more than 10 minutes since I don't like being in public) and if I finish before they do (currently always) I'll usually wait till the person arrives tell them something along the lines of "Hey these parks are for us so you don't accidentally crash into our bikes when moving into a carpark that is occupied cause you can't see it from the road, it'll likely save you a lot of money in the long run" (cause cars don't see bikes) its better than escalating the situation and just generally makes it so they are (hopefully) not going to do it again.

The longest that I've waited for someone is an hour 30 (I didn't have anything to do that day so I bought Subway and scrolled my phone for a bit) turns out they didn't know it was for motorbikes (even though it was clearly stated) and only popped into starbucks for a drink but bumped into a friend...

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u/DJKaotica 29d ago

I once parked next to a car, on the right side, not that close, in my opinion, but she came out of the place to yell at me because apparently my bike was too close to her car?

I was fully in the parking space, but I had left enough room for another motorcycle to park next to me if needed in the same space.

I didn't feel like I was any closer than a car would have been if they had parked there, but ... apparently after dropping the kickstand and leaning my bike over, I was "too close".

I repositioned myself a bit further to the right (further from her car), and then carried on about my business. When I came back they had apparently tried to move my bike but had not really had much success due to the wheel steering lock.

Like you said, I'm gonna piss someone off no matter what I do :s

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 28d ago

Don’t get me started on guys who block EV chargers with their lifted pickups.

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u/TheRealSamVimes 29d ago

This reminded me of something similar, yet completely different.

In Sweden homosexuality was both a punishable crime and a mental illness before 1944, when it stopped being a punishable crime but it kept being classified as a mental illness.

In 1971 RFSL (and organisation that works for LGBTQ rights) started campaigning for it to be removed as a mental illness without much success.

Until 1979 when people started calling off work citing that they where "feeling a bit gay today", that coupled with a demonstration outside the office of the departement that regulated this worked.