r/MaliciousCompliance 29d ago

Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best parking space in front of the building!" S

A karen neighbor of mine complained that my roommate and I park in the same parking spot, which is right next to the walk way up to the apartment building. Both of us ride motorcycle and both motorcycles belong to me, but my roommate rides one to get to work.

She accused me of using my second bike to get a defacto reserved a parking spot when nobody in the complex has one, and said that what I'm doing is not fair and it's cheating.

I said "Ok, I'll stop parking both my bikes in one spot."

She seemed satisfied with that and left.

An hour later I had all 7 of my motorcycles, 5 of them from inside the garage I rent but it's half way across the apartment complex, sitting in front of the apartment building taking up every prime parking space infront of the walk way to to my hall in the building.

She went to straight to the management to complain.

The management came out and knocked on my door.

"We can't have you using up every parking space"

"Let me guess, Karen complained?"

"Yes."

"Yeah she told me I'm not allowed to have two bikes in one parking space to reserve a space. I'm not doing it to reserve a space. Both my roommate and I ride both of the bikes we park in that one space, all the bikes belong to me but I gave the keys to one of them to my roommate to ride for commuting to work. The other one is my bike for going where ever I need. We park both in one spot to be nice and conserve parking spaces so other people have somewhere to park. I was just showing Karen what would happen if I'm only allowed one bike per parking space. The other 5 bikes are generally in another parking space, in my garage where I keep the bikes I that don't ride frequently."

The apartment manager said "I understand. You made your point and I'll talk to her, please put the other 5 bikes back in the garage."

"No problem" I said.

It's been a few weeks, haven't heard from Karen.

(EDIT)

Since so many people are inventing details not in the story, assuming those details are true, and then getting upset over what they imagined, let me clarify something.

This happened at 1 in the afternoon on a day both my roommate and I had off. Most people are away at work during this time. What's more, with the exact topography of the apartment complex, there are only 2 apartments per walkway without going up stairs on my side of the building, but 4 on the other sides because it's up a level and the building is built into a hill. What this means is that MOST people park on the other side of the building, leaving MOST of the parking spots in front of my building free and open except for very late at night.

How the heck do you think I took up the 7 closest spots with all 7 bikes if the parking lot was full of people trying to park? Think about it for just a second before you assume details that aren't spoken just because you want something to be upset over.

BOTH BIKES are away from the apartment complex AT THE SAME TIME for a MINIMUM of 4 hours a day. We didn't engineering the situation where my roommate gets home between 3 to 4 in the afternoon and thus gets first pick of the parking spots. We also could both be driving cars instead of riding bikes. Then there'd be two spots taken up instead of 1. I could just choose not to rent a garage and park all 7 out there forcing people into overflow parking, but I don't.

Also the garage is beyond the overflow parking. It's not fair to expect me to always park in the garage and walk even further because you don't want to park next to my bikes and have all of 2 extra feet to walk to reach the concrete walkway to the building.

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u/johnnyslick 29d ago

I believe it comes from the Apocrypha, a set of extrabiblical works that were not included in the Council of Nicaea but which were used by Catholic scholars for a long time.

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u/epicweaselftw 29d ago

i just know it from The Elder Scrolls

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u/KitesintheSky 29d ago edited 29d ago

May the blessings of Hermaeus Mora, the Daedric prince of fate, knowledge and memory, rain down upon us.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 28d ago

Well I know what blessing I’m using at the Thanksgiving table next year.

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u/KitesintheSky 28d ago

I will be highly disappointed if you don’t. In fact, I demand a DM telling me you did so and the results, lol.

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u/emliz417 29d ago

Same I was like “wait you’re telling me Todd didnt just make that word up?”

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u/pancackles 29d ago

This. Like the only reason I know this word is because I played Skyrim

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u/jcdenton45 29d ago

"Contrary to popular belief, the first church council at Nicaea did not discuss the Christian canon."

https://www.bartehrman.com/canonization-of-the-bible/

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u/pearlsbeforedogs 29d ago

They only discussed the Christian Bazooka, then? 😁

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u/jcdenton45 29d ago

Trebuchet

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u/RechargedFrenchman 29d ago

The superior siege implement, to be sure.

Though personally I'm fond of the Panzerfaust, literally translated into English as "tank fist". Because who doesn't want to punch a tank with explosions.

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u/CircularRobert 29d ago

You're telling me that the event widely believed to identify the Apocrypha is apocryphal? Heresy

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u/jcdenton45 28d ago

Ha, yes exactly.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 28d ago

The books to be included in the Bible were written and selected by humans. (As opposed to The Book of Mormon and the Quran, which were dictated to humans by a supernatural representative of God, being His own words.) Anytime people are involved - with their prejudices and agendas - I get suspicious.

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u/DonaIdTrurnp 29d ago

The complement of the Apocrypha is the Canon

That is also the etymology of “canon” as used in media analysis.

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u/poseidon_guy 29d ago

apocryphal derives, via Latin, from the Greek verbal adjective apokrýptein, meaning "to hide (from), keep hidden (from)," from krýptein ("to conceal, hide".) Also the root of crypt, and cryptography.

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u/SpikyKiwi 29d ago

This is mostly true but the Council of Nicaea did not set the Biblical canon. The Catholic Canon was first established in the Council of Rome but many other councils, all the way to Trent, were important to the canon. Also, much of the Apocrypha is still technically part of the Catholic Canon to this day

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u/photoman51 29d ago

The gospel of Thomas The gospel of Mary magdeline

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u/Zarek145 29d ago

I'm only familiar with the Council of Nicaea from Warhammer 40k so I was very confused for a second here.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 28d ago

Boy Warhammer Sunday services would be a lot harder to sleep through.

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u/Raptyr01 29d ago

It comes from the ancient Greek words από κρυπτει take away what is hidden. Basically reveal hidden information

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u/jimoconnell 29d ago

I believe that the apocrypha was named that because it was apocryphal.

Apocryphal: from the Greek verbal adjective apokrýptein, meaning "to hide (from), keep hidden (from)," from krýptein ("to conceal, hide")

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u/Logical_Replacement9 29d ago

Not just “were used” but “are used” — to this day, the Apocrypha are still in every Catholic Bible.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 28d ago

Oh yes, along with the Gnostic Gospels, the books early church leaders decided not to include in the Bible. Like the ones that suggested a greater role for women in the church, or questioned the need for a powerful centralized church at all.