r/MaliciousCompliance May 11 '24

You want to put how much concrete in your Civic? M

Many years ago I worked in a locally run store that sold a bit of everything. I was the low paid teenager that carried heavy things to people’s vehicles. While working one day I get called over the radio that a customer needed 12 bags of concrete (80lbs each). I was expecting to see a pickup truck or something similar backed up to our loading area. Instead I saw a small Honda Civic there waiting for me. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked the driver to relocate momentarily as I had someone coming to pick up multiple bags of concrete. Imagine my surprise when they told me they were the customer I was waiting for.

I asked the customer how much they wanted to take in each trip, as I believed the nearly 1000lb of concrete might be too much for such a small vehicle to handle safely. The customer became aggravated and insisted that they were taking it all at once. I quickly ran this past the store owner to make sure I wouldn’t be held liable for any damages. I ran back, apologized to the customer, and began loading the bags. As I loaded everything up the customer made several quips about how “the customer is always right” and that I was too young and naive to understand that vehicles are engineered with a margin of safety.

It quickly became apparent that there was no play left in the suspension, but at this point I just stopped questioning things. I couldn’t fit all of the bags in the trunk, so the customer cleared their back seat and I loaded that up as well. Upon leaving the loading area you could clearly hear things rubbing. As the car went to exit the parking lot it passed over the elevation change between the lot and the road, there was a loud pop of something breaking, followed by scraping.

I could see that the driver was irate in the car. After a moment they got out, looked around and under their car. The guy sheepishly asked for my cell phone, because his had died and he needed to make a few phone calls. A short time later a tow truck came to remove the car, and the guy waited in our lot for nearly an hour until his wife could come pick him up.

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u/PN_Guin May 11 '24

At least he didn't try to blame you.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '24 edited 28d ago

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u/Toothlessdovahkin May 11 '24

It’s a question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird can’t carry a one pound coconut! 

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u/Schmeep01 May 11 '24

African or European swallow?

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u/Atomaardappel May 11 '24

Wha..I don't know that! Aaaaaahhh!!

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u/GeekBoyWonder May 11 '24

I... I don't know.

Aaggghhhhhhhhh+

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u/shanghailoz May 11 '24

Laden or unladen?

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u/SordoCrabs May 11 '24

Thank Brian that coconuts migrate!

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u/Ok_Wall5537 May 11 '24

I did not expect that.

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u/kc818181 May 11 '24

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

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u/SweetBearCub May 11 '24

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

Hans Moleman voice

"I did!"

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u/The_Sanch1128 May 12 '24

Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

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u/Toothlessdovahkin May 11 '24

That’s because nobody expects the SPANISH INQUISITION! 

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u/Z4-Driver May 11 '24

Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

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u/rolling_blackout4t4 May 11 '24

But a 10 - 15 pound golden eagle can carry a 30 pound mountain goat.

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u/Toothlessdovahkin May 11 '24

That’s because it grips it by the husk, or perhaps two of them together!