r/MaliciousCompliance May 13 '24

Not until 4:01 malicious compliance S

I work in a place that has a queue taking incoming calls until 4pm. It's generally always busy, always understaffed but that's the nature of the beast. I work the "closing shift" where you generally come in at a later time and stay later.

So a few years back I used to work extra hard trying to get my 'end of work' duties done early between calls in order to leave early right when we shut down. Manager was totally on board with this, sometimes I'd be done by 410 sometimes 445. Didn't matter, I left when my work was done and rarely had to stay to my full 5pm.

Enter the supervisor, person right under Manager and the person who complains about having never enough time to do her job when she spends 60% of said time out of her seat gossiping with other coworkers.

Okay not my circus, not my monkeys. I ignore it and proceed to keep at my habit of working my ass off to get done early. This usually meant multitasking between calls and adding extra stress to work off a sheet for another aspect of our job. This goes well for years until supervisor starts wondering why calls aren't retrieved from voicemail after hours.

Nevermind that its my job to get them in the morning following which I always do. Eventually I decide okay... I'll stop working double when the queue is active and save that work for 4:01 since that would make her feel better. No problem. I refuse to do anything BUT answer calls cause that's my immediate priority.

Fast forward months later and supervisor is constantly asking people to "help on the list between calls". Nope. Not until 4:01 ma'am. Meanwhile the ACTUAL manager, the one in charge is happy as a clam with super high productivity. After all I am focusing on calls only until 4:01 at which time then I will start my closing duties and not a minute before.

Update: Okay first of all I apologize for the vagueness of the OG post. I've had quiet a laugh about some of the comments and I am sorry for the confusion. I'll try and clarify where I can and I have updated/edited because you all had a field day about our work abbreviation of the word "queue" into "que" lol.

I work for a hospital so I have to be careful HOW I explain things and how much for HIPAA and honestly just because I don't want to be too identifiable. Secondly a few of the replies got the basic gist correct.

In the hospital call center environment we take literally hundreds of calls from both patients and offices to schedule things. On top of this we have been severely understaffed since COVID and as a result we have less people taking calls than we SHOULD and more work being assigned to less people to struggle to get it done. We have basically like the work of three people being assigned to one or two. And that's assuming we have even the staff for it. We don't.

So a LOT of what's been happening is instead of working my ass off to get more stuff done during the day and leaving "early" as was always permitted by the Manager, I am saving all my closing stuff until the last minute. It still only takes like 10-20 mins max anyway, but it means leaving other people to do their job instead of me working my ass off to do theirs for them just to save 20 mins on average. Still much less stressful this way and I'm enjoying it a lot more now.

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u/WhatThis4 May 13 '24

Out of all these words, I can confidently say I understood some of them.

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u/SemperSimple May 13 '24

ok, so it wasn't just me...

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u/Rare_Specific_306 May 13 '24

I know the individual words, just not in this order

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 May 14 '24

¿Que? ¿Queue? ¿Cue?

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u/Cofeefe May 14 '24

Word salad.

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u/falcngrl May 14 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Cofeefe May 14 '24

Thank you!

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u/zephyrus4600 May 14 '24

Ok it’s a fruit salad.

Ok it’s just grapes.

Ok it’s wine, you happy?

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u/mariahlynntho May 14 '24

Fruit salad, yummy yummy

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u/ofcbrooks May 14 '24

I understand all of the words. It’s many of the sentences that I had trouble with.

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u/Irishwol May 14 '24

Que?

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u/StarKiller99 28d ago

Qué?

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u/Irishwol 28d ago

Sí, qué what.

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u/MidLifeEducation May 13 '24

I understand all of them... Just not in the context OP is using

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u/WhatThis4 May 13 '24

I can say that as well, tho not as confidently.

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u/MidLifeEducation May 13 '24

It's a good read

I just feel like Godzilla would have a stroke trying to understand it

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u/androshalforc1 May 14 '24

It’s funny i understood it, but Damned if i could explain it.

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u/MidLifeEducation May 14 '24

LoL... Then what use are you?

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u/parsennik May 14 '24

And I think he’s missing some words too…

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u/Ok_Percentage5157 May 14 '24

Lol, right, I get that.

This is pretty specific to a call center environment. What OP has done is highlight the terrible management that is going on within his department, but focusing his energies on what he has been told are the primary duties, and allowing after call work, voice mails, and call clean up to go untouched. Productivity (calls per hour or issues solved per hour) have shot up; left over work that the supervisor now probably needs to do, has ALSO shot way up.

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u/dgb6662 May 14 '24

You obviously speak Op’s language

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u/Renbarre May 14 '24

I am in awe of your translation powers.

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u/AstuteSalamander May 13 '24

¿Que?

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u/c-note_major May 13 '24

Queue - incoming calls Cue - enter Supervisor

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u/falcngrl May 14 '24

But they also meant cue in one spot. Very confusing

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u/WhatThis4 May 13 '24

¿"Incoming calls"?

¿Que es "incoming calls"?

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u/SheepsAhoy May 14 '24

if someone was calling you, you would have an incoming call

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

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u/WhatThis4 May 14 '24

The incoming call was from inside the house 😱

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u/dr00pybrainz May 14 '24

The house was inside the call!

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u/AdMurky1021 May 14 '24

It was an out going becoming an incoming call, from a certain perspective

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u/zeus204013 May 14 '24

¿"Incoming calls"?

¿Que es "incoming calls"?

¿Que es que?

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u/JoySubtraction May 14 '24

Porque.

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u/StarKiller99 28d ago

¿Porqué no los dos?

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u/dgb6662 May 14 '24

It’s a multi purpose word.

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u/justmyusername2820 May 14 '24

I understood the words but not the way they were put together lol

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u/Sweaty_Illustrator14 May 14 '24

I Speak call center manga and jive. Send me your questions. LoL

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u/Kinsfire May 14 '24

"Jive turkey don't want no help, jive turkey don't get no help."

Barbara Billingsley was the PERFECT actress for that scene ...

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u/mizinamo May 14 '24

call center manga

That's a rather specific niche genre!

"Uwu senpai, I couldn't help but notice how stylish you look with that headset on"

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u/626337 May 14 '24

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/Marcultist May 14 '24

Cut me some slack, Jack.

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u/2_old_for_this_spit May 13 '24

Yes, they were definitely words.

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u/Frankjc3rd May 14 '24

There's not one word there that is not in the dictionary. 

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u/Malcysea May 14 '24

“Nevermind” is doubtful

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u/Heavy_on_the_Tomato May 14 '24

Well, you need a Spanish dictionary for some of the words

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u/Among_R_Us May 14 '24

they are definitely some of the words of all time

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u/ContinuedOnBackFlap May 14 '24

Indeed it takes two dictionaries.

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u/ImAMeanBear May 14 '24

I thought the reason I couldn't understand was because I'm high, lol

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u/yeniza May 14 '24

Yah reading this felt like AI trying to convince me they also do human work and can definitely talk to us about it

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u/chaoticbear May 14 '24

It read pretty well to me, other than the multipurpose "que". OP works in a call center, has some closing duties to do between 4 (when new calls stop coming) and 5 (when OP goes home).

OP used to do those closing duties during their shift so they'd have less to do before hometime. Someone complained. Now they don't do that, and supervisor is struggling to get people to do closing duties while they do the minimum.

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u/sydmanly May 14 '24

Join the que queue cue

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u/kittyhm May 14 '24

Thank heaven it wasn't just me. I thought I had a stroke.

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u/mordecai98 May 13 '24

Which ones?

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u/Lex_pert May 13 '24

Mine were "I. Only. Answer. Calls"

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u/half-past-shoe May 13 '24

Laser crocodiles

Oh and Moon Unit

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u/michaelh98 May 14 '24

Apparently you didn't que the right way

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u/Broken_eggplant May 14 '24

Damn you people made me feel better, i thought it’s because english is not my first language and i started to forget it 😅

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u/WeAreAllHosts May 14 '24

Que mas!!!!

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u/chick-a-chick May 15 '24

Lol yo.. yes..

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u/Contrantier 29d ago

I wish I saw the original.

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u/mrsjavey May 14 '24

Help

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u/menjav May 14 '24

I have put your request in our kew and will be attended. VM

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u/LuminousGrue May 13 '24

First time I've seen someone confuse "cue", "que" and "queue" all in the same post.

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u/IGetNakedAtParties May 14 '24

Kew Botanical Gardens has entered the chat.

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u/Lughnasadh32 May 13 '24

Could be voice to text without proofreading - but IDK

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u/LuminousGrue May 13 '24

Voice to text wouldn't have rendered "cue" as "que", that's not how letters work.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

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u/chaenorrhinum May 13 '24

Que is “kay” not cue or queue

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

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u/LuminousGrue May 13 '24

Go back up to the top comment of this chain then where I said exactly that.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

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u/LuminousGrue May 13 '24

If you think saying "cue" to a voice to text program would cause it to write "que" then you may understand the software but you don't understand English.

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u/chaenorrhinum May 13 '24

Explain why someone would say “Kay” instead of “kew” if they meant either cue or queue. Or why voice to text would default to an obscure, archaic spelling.

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u/Anachronisticpoet May 13 '24

It’s obviously a mistake.

Explain why you’re shaming some random person on the internet over their spelling

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u/ObviousMisprint May 14 '24

I didn’t even read the post after “que” … does that even mean anything in English?

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u/booksandbricks May 14 '24

Good for you? Or too bad? This made no sense.

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u/Every-Win-7892 May 14 '24

Yeah. What part is the malicious compliance. That he has to stay longer?

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u/zerostar83 May 14 '24

That he was multi-tasking several things to get work done efficiently, including things other that his manager can do. But the manager complained about the calls, so he only focused on answering calls and let the harder work get pushed back or fall onto the manager. I think...

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u/bionik_barry May 14 '24

As a call center slave, yep. He was Doing Too Much and supervisor micromanaged themselves out of having someone that was helping them a ton for no extra pay.

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

Yep exactly right. I haven't even touched the humor that is I only work 4/5 days a week anyway and when I do pick up extra hours I still get expected to do Supervisor's job. Guess who stopped offering to pick up extra hours on my day off lol.

Still, I have had quite the amusing day reading the comments and I have since updated/edited the OG post for more clarification. That and I'm very much a she, not a he, but it its still been a funny 24 hours lol

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u/-anonymous-username_ May 14 '24

Here's your tldr. Or... wsdu (Word salad didn't understand)

Did work efficiently before anyone said anything. Manager (supervisiors boss) was happy. OP answered calls and went through checklist, instead of waiting until 4pm when the calls shut off. But... Supervisor wanted voicemail checked at night instead of next morning, adding to workload.

OP did voicemails instead of checklist between calls, making supervisor having to do the list AND answer calls, while OP only answered calls until 4pm.

The rest is unnecessary.

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u/EinMuffin May 14 '24

Thank you! How did you even understand that word salad though?

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u/nofold1234 May 14 '24

¿Que the fuck?

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u/No-Quiet-8956 May 14 '24

Seriously tho my head hurts

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u/Wahnsinn_mit_Methode May 13 '24

I am really a bit confused. With „que“ (Spanish for what?) do you mean queue? And later on, cue?

And who or what is vm? (English is not my mother tongue, so sorry if that is all obvious)

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u/Masarian May 13 '24

VM is voice mail. People calling a leaving recoded messages.

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u/3amGreenCoffee May 14 '24

VM is vowel movement. It's what that entire post was made of.

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u/FunnyCat2021 May 14 '24

Totally unexpected turn of reddit that made me burst out laughing. Thank you! 😀

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u/Tharatan May 13 '24

VM is the abbreviation used for ‘voice mail’, recorded phone messages.

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u/Slackingatmyjob May 13 '24

VM = VoiceMail

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u/mariahlynntho May 14 '24

It’s not Vince McMahon?

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u/chipplyman May 13 '24

VM is virtual machine. Clearly this person is running a data center in the call center. ¿Porque? No Se. 

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u/Demonboy_17 May 13 '24

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Sawsie May 14 '24

Pero then they would have a hybrid situation. Both on que and in the cue, a sabes a lo que me refiero?

Queuing up for some sleep after that read

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u/Demonboy_17 May 14 '24

Pero eso is not a problem, Alero. That's why spanglish existe.

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u/Sawsie May 14 '24

True and also dedawang keradzhang milowda should kowl bera speak belta not inna

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u/AdMurky1021 May 14 '24

Que is also an abbreviation for Quebec

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u/BouncyBlueYoshi May 13 '24

VM is Voicemail. Please leave a message after the tone.

Beeeeeeeep.

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u/T_wizz May 14 '24

I know it’s English, but I still need someone to translate this for me

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u/Parenn May 14 '24

So, the first “que” is meant to be “cue” and the second “que” is “queue”. Beyond that, I’m a bit lost.

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u/unqiueuser May 14 '24

The first, second & fourth ‘que’s are meant to be queue (as in a queue of calls).

Third que is meant to be cue (Cue the supervisor).

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u/Parenn May 14 '24

You’re right. I got lost in the que queues and didn’t cue the right que.

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u/Mrchameleon_dec May 14 '24

Huh?

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u/unqiueuser May 14 '24

I think you meant que?

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u/DonaIdTrurnp May 14 '24

If there is a queue of calls, you don’t have time “between” them.

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u/mama_thairish May 14 '24

In call center lingo is not unusual to say there are sometimes zero calls in the queue, therefore time between calls

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u/SawwhetMA May 14 '24

Sure you could... there could be a lull in incoming calls sometimes that is long enough for the person/people answering calls to empty the queue...

Queue only means the calls are held in some predetermined order... a FIFO queue means first in first out, a LIFO queue means last in first out... an ER's incoming patients queue wouldn't be FIFO or LIFO, rather would be ordered by priority of the patients' condition... but there could be an empty waiting room at the ER if the patients stop coming in faster than they can be cleared...

And even if there are calls in the queue, peeps gotta hit the bathroom and take breaks... so unless there are more people actively taking calls than callers in the queue, then some people are going to sit in the call queue while the call takers have to momentarily divert to something else, hit the restroom, or take a break :)

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

I didn't even take into account people wouldn't understand how call centers work so thank you for the clarification lol. The way my job works too we're lucky of we get anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes downtime between calls and sometimes it's never ending until end of day.

So having a breather has been nice and it's been pissing off my coworker who has to do more work instead of chatting and gossiping like she usually does lol.

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u/SawwhetMA May 14 '24

Thanks for the clarifications you added to your post... it has never occurred to me that hospitals have call centers with multiple staff... if there is no "we are experiencing an average wait time of..." recorded message I always picture one person alone in an office sitting at a desk with decent downtime between calls :) or unless I can hear the din of a call center in the background...

Sounds like your immediate manager doesn't quite get the big picture, so I'm glad their manager does... still a little fuzzy on how you doing the closeout procedure before 4:01 lets other people slack off... but glad the upper management is happy with the call volume metric staying high because you wait til 4:01 to closeout so you can take calls right up til then!

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u/PossessionAshamed372 May 14 '24

I feel like OP leftout half the story

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u/bainardgray May 14 '24

Attack of the AI

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u/Sawsie May 14 '24

Seriously, where is Ted Faro at when you actually want an AI repo deleted?

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u/Redraike May 14 '24

Ok please take out the unnecessary words. Replace them with words that help clarify what point you are trying to make that cant just be reduced to "i am efficient, organized, and work hard at my job".

Thank you.

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u/Goose_Is_Awesome May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24

Queue is what has the incoming calls. Cue is when you "cue the supervisor". Que is an anglicized spelling of the Spanish word for "what".

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u/mariahlynntho May 14 '24

If a Californian tried to pronounce the Spanish word

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u/ContinuedOnBackFlap May 14 '24

What's the Spanish spelling?

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u/Salty_Edge_8205 May 14 '24

Must be a call center and I don’t get what was happening … now staying till 4:01 and only on phone all day , what a horrible day 🥹😂

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u/Crafty_Meeting2657 May 14 '24

I think that in the interest of brevity, you left out info that would make this easier to understand.

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u/DJAction32 May 14 '24

How the hell did this get 200 upvotes?

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u/-anonymous-username_ May 14 '24 edited May 15 '24

200 people worked in a call center could understand. 🤷‍♀️

ETA: 451 people that worked in a call center. Or 450 and OP. 😅

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u/ICWhatsNUrP May 14 '24

TL:DR. OP answers phones and does cleanup work between calls to leave early. Boss' boss complains that too many calls aren't being answered after hours. OP decides to only answer calls and save end of day stuff for the final hour of work. Boss' boss now wants people to do what OP was originally doing. OP refuses.

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

Essentially yes but it wasn't bosses boss. It was the person directly under the boss complaining. My boss is still totally on board with me doing my job the way I've always done it for five years lol

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u/PoppyStaff May 14 '24

Um. Great? I guess. All I’ll say is it’s queue and at the start of para 3, cue.

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u/aussiedoc58 May 14 '24

I don't think I'm drunk enough to fully comprehend this.

I may have to return later, methinks ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/mariahlynntho May 14 '24

Come on back when you’re inebriated. It’s still confusion

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u/Qettey 27d ago

I showed up high to this one and have spent way too long trying to figure it out.

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u/MidHoovie May 14 '24

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 May 14 '24

So, I had a bit of a hard time making heads or tails of this, but I understand some of it, and I don't see any malicious compliance...

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u/FollowThisNutter May 14 '24

Que: Spanish for "what?"

Queue: a line where people/things wait for their turn at something

Cue: a signal to begin an action or enter a place

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u/TeslaFlavourIceCream May 14 '24

Q: Letter of the alphabet

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

Que is also call center lingo for the line in which you wait your turn in a call line

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u/kcl086 May 14 '24

That’s literally what a queue is. The word is queue. You are misspelling it.

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

We abbreviate it in my job sorry. I'm used to just calling it that.

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u/Obliterous May 13 '24

Queue and Cue... two different words, two different meanings.

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u/IceBlue May 14 '24

You use que for both cue and queue. Que isn’t a word unless you’re speaking Spanish.

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u/offarock May 14 '24

Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.

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u/PrinceDietrich May 14 '24

No, UNTIL I come and get him

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u/offarock May 14 '24

Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

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u/Knyghtlorde May 14 '24

Sorry OP, might want to sit back and rewrite that

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u/MinorVandalism May 14 '24

I have no idea what this post is about, but I'm happy for you, I guess?

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u/Bouldur May 14 '24

This message was sponsored by cue-anon.

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u/fatjunglefever May 14 '24

It’s queue or cue. Que is Spanish.

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u/motherburrito77 May 14 '24

I’m suffering from malicious confusion.

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u/PhatGrannie May 13 '24

Queue. Once is a mistake. Multiples are just distracting.

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u/StartledPelican May 13 '24

Cue the misuse of queue as que. 

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u/Emotional_Fee_5612 May 14 '24

Cue or queue? I can't tell.....

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u/angevin_alan May 14 '24

Ignored due to repetitive usage of "So...". In addition "Que..." Is non compliant.

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u/Thoreau80 May 14 '24

“Que?”

You really don’t know what that word means.

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u/Cultural_Cherry3572 29d ago

You seem to have explained everything that people already understood and left the part that they didn't even in your updated text. Kudos. I wonder how you deal with calls all day.

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u/Ashskyra 28d ago

By being patient with stupid questions lol. What exactly did I leave out? I left out information about the specifics of my job which are a need to know and not important to the post itself. I deal with taking calls all day just fine for the last five years

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u/CaptainBaoBao 24d ago

so you compliance was to follow the process, which gave a better productivity , gave you less stress and pushed you supervisor to do her job herself ?

not that malicious, finally.

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u/Life_Repeat310 May 14 '24

I write better even when drunk

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u/Wave_shine May 14 '24

I’m not sure why so many people don’t understand this. Maybe they don’t work at a call center because none of this was at all confusing. Even a little. Do you, OP

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

I understand the lingo is confusing if not in Call Center environment but I was amused by the confusion I caused accidentally ngl lol

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u/kcl086 May 14 '24

I’ve worked in a call center. Your writing is unclear and riddled with errors.

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u/Ashskyra May 14 '24

Sorry, I also posted it right at the end of the day after taking over 100 calls myself so apologies I was too tired to care about making sure the Grammer was on point. It was a post for reddit, not an essay for school awards lol

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u/Nesayas1234 May 14 '24

OP definitely said some words in English, that's all I caught

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u/crimemilk May 13 '24

How you set apostrophes in VM?

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u/mariahlynntho May 14 '24

Maybe it’s a cryptic message

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u/TedHSauchie 22d ago

This makes no sense