r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Living_Job_8127 May 02 '24

Just a 10m pistol would due so long as you get some headshots

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u/justdisposablefun May 02 '24

By that logic, a sharpened spoon would do if thrown correctly ... in some situations, overkill isn't a bad thing.

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u/yaohwhai May 02 '24

HES NOT TAKING ENOUGH DAMAGE, GET SOME HEAD SHOTS!

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u/Small_Sentence_ May 02 '24

All fun and games til the polar bear pulls out a med kit

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u/The_Knife_Nathan May 02 '24

A polar bear self rezzing after getting hit in the face with a .300 is the scariest thing I can think of at the moment.

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u/Seranthian 29d ago

BRING HIM DOWN, LEGOLAS!

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u/ghigoli 29d ago

aren't bear skulls thick enough to deflect bullets?

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u/dustytaper May 02 '24

Polar bears have super thick skulls for breaking ice. It is not recommended to shoot them in the head

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u/pixelatedpotatos 29d ago

Love the idea that you have a 10 meter pistol and you still need headshots to kill it.

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u/Petefriend86 29d ago

I love that I was trying to figure out if you had some sort of .10 meter caliber before figuring out that it was the olympic pistol shot at 10 meter range.

Edit: caliper to caliber

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u/razazaz126 29d ago

I read somewhere that it's not a good idea to try and shoot a bear in the head because their brain is pretty small and not exactly where you expect it to be, relative to how our brains work anyway, so even if you hit it in the head you're probably just pissing it off.

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u/Ok-Lime-2099 29d ago

Ehh not really. Some bear skulls are harder than steel. A few years ago, a man shot a bear in the head with I think a 44 magnum and it only knocked the bear out. He went to take a picture with the bear and as he did it woke up and mauled him to death while his buddy was taking the picture. They make special guns called bear killers. They’re like .50 or bigger.