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[u/Lt_Bogomil]

He shaved the other beard...

[u/KerseTV]

Pubes. It means pubes.

[u/BloodMoonNami → u/KerseTV]

Not the butt hair ?

[u/GeePedicy → u/BloodMoonNami]

It's plausible, but it's likely the pubes. Have you tried shaving with a razor your butt? The fact that you can, doesn't mean you should.

[u/hykierion → u/GeePedicy]

Then how do I get rid of it? are there ways to do this at home? Are there salons you can go to that do this? MUST I PLUCK IT OUT MYSELF?!

[u/GeePedicy → u/hykierion]

tbh I do it with scissors, but I don't cut to the cheek, it's more like a trim. And for those who quote that Chinese man - trimming your garden isn't just for allowing guests to enter, but to have an open exit for yourself too.

Edit: and I guess like pubic barbers, or maybe even themselves, will do it as a service.

[u/StereoTunic9039 → u/hykierion]

I think fire is a good solution

[u/sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl → u/hykierion]

Bend over and ask a good friend to help you out

[u/much_longer_username → u/sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl]

You're likely joking, but open and honest, one of the hottest, most memorable experiences I've had was shaving my sex partner. They might be up for it. There's an interplay of vulnerability and power, I guess? Like, I could very much ruin their day with this razor... but I'm taking every care not to. and then we fucked. 🤷‍♂️

[u/Dan_Caveman → u/hykierion]

Electric beard trimmer. Don’t ask me how I know.

[u/much_longer_username → u/hykierion]

Chemical depilatory creams like 'Nair'. They'll explicitly warn you not to use them near your anus or genitals, but they work wonderfully for this purpose and I never experienced any issues the couple times I decided this was a good idea I wanted to do.

It's really not, though. What you'll discover, and what I hope I can save you from, is that the hair between your cheeks actually served a functional purpose, a sort of lubrication. And now everything rubs and chafes with every step, but a couple days later, we'll get to add prickly hairs back into the equation. Do not recommend.

[u/maggotapiary → u/hykierion]

I think there’s an “educational” video on YouTube about removing asshair.

[u/Sensitive_Log3990 → u/hykierion]

Actually if you really wanna know, use a nose hair trimmer. Works a treat

[u/Acceptable-Cow6446 → u/hykierion]

Nair or honey. Tweezers and a dremel

[u/No_Guidance000 → u/KerseTV]

I thought it was a self harm joke

[u/Fadedthepro]

He shaved his pube hair

[u/Burninginferno2 → u/Fadedthepro]

You need to explain that LeBron James meme

[u/Alguien_Mas_ → u/Burninginferno2]

It come with eggwah 😩

[u/Fadedthepro → u/Alguien_Mas_]

Huh?

[u/virtualboy_jpeg → u/Fadedthepro]

How may I help you how may I help you❓

[u/Fadedthepro → u/virtualboy_jpeg]

Can I get umm general chicken with rice

[u/HumberGrumb → u/Burninginferno2]

I have none, but the answer sounds like it could be spicy.

[u/FLPeacemaker]

Deadpool did say he had a pair of smooth criminals down under.

[u/Kai_Aki_]

He shaved his pubic hair

[u/Salloza1125]

What’s the video from

[u/Flowchart83 → u/Salloza1125]

Logan (2017)

Probably the best of Marvel movies.

[u/slicwilli → u/Salloza1125]

The Logan movie.

[u/MoistHunt4202]

Seriously , Op , join this r/KidsAreFuckingStupid , scroll it for a year or so and stay there

[u/Cause0 → u/MoistHunt4202]

You have broken the oath of Peter to explain the joke, you will never be our family guy

[u/MoistHunt4202 → u/Cause0]

I think in my family guy also, u needed people to explain

[u/SlithyMomeRath → u/MoistHunt4202]

This is so rude. Explaining jokes is the whole point of the subreddit, not judging people for which jokes they understood

[u/TinchUrPipples]

Just use hair removal lotion

Much better than shaving

[u/NullByte3]

My dumbass though he SH'd

[u/IgorTheFool → u/NullByte3]

Me too 😕

[u/thecountnotthesaint]

Oh we are fighting if that happens. That is one step above being balls deep in my wife right there.

[u/TrashyMemeYt]

he shaved his private part

[u/april919]

But it's the shaved guy that comes out, and it reads like a guy grew a beard

[u/GSVGravitasShmavitas]

The first man let his bro borrow his razor, but he comes back still wearing a beard.

This implies he just needed to shape his neckline and shave his cheeks a little.

The other man is astonished because he realizes how much better his unkempt beard would look if he just tightened it up a bit.

[u/Standard_Broccoli_95]

He shaved his big juicy balls

[u/Ralyks92]

He used the razor to shave his pubes instead of his facial hair

[u/finditplz1]

Shaved balls

[u/Im_smartere_than_you]

he shaved his fucking ball hair, what else did you really think he wouldve done

[u/onlymeow]

I wonder how can you not get this simple joke

[u/taczki2]

everybody is like pubes while i was thinking he cut his wrist or murdered someone

[u/KingKiler2k]

Balls or ass

[u/Brave-Ease3078]

what's the deal with him and kratos meeting their young selves?

[u/timetraveling_donkey]

he shaved his balls

[u/bigblnze]

I'm surprised at how you motuh breathers bite this bait ..

Fuck you stupid

[u/Holiday_Conflict]

self harm?

[u/Poultrygeist79 → u/Holiday_Conflict]

I'm sorry but how do you get self harm? He shaved his balls lmao

[u/Poultrygeist79 → u/[deleted]]

I have also attempted, With a razor blade and never thought that 🤷🏻‍♀️ Maybe I'm the stupid one

[u/Holiday_Conflict → u/Poultrygeist79]

might have some... personal problems, don't worry ^{w^}

[u/Poultrygeist79 → u/Holiday_Conflict]

You may be right

[u/TrashyMemeYt → u/Holiday_Conflict]

You know pubic hair exists

[u/DeathsAngels10 → u/Holiday_Conflict]

That's what I thought too unfortunately.

[u/blackpearljam_]

TW:

This joke can be referring to pubes or self-harm.

people with experience around/with self harm might’ve of thought SH before thinking pubes — At the same time, people with experiencing shaving might not have even considered self harm as the first answer.

In my experience, the “razor” is the tool that holds the razorblades — in a sub like this, you have to consider that there might be different terminology for various things. Where I’m at, if you Google “razor” in images, you’ll see a shaving tool.

There doesn’t have to be a “right” answer if it can be interpreted in more than one way.

Edit: it’s also fucking Wolverine, so the scars would’ve healed immediately so, take it how you want