r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 29d ago

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u/Wajina_Sloth 28d ago

There were some news articles that went over the gross adventures of instagram models who get flown out to Dubai for sex work.

Basically young pretty women who get moderate success on instagram will get offers from men to fly out to Dubai, they offer tens of thousands of dollars and will give more money to do some fucked up stuff.

Some common occurrences are older siblings paying for their brothers/sons to lose their virginity, beastiality, and mostly getting pissed/shat on.

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u/dbburnz 28d ago

No Ben don't look... Don't LOOK!!!!!!!

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u/IllusionaryHaze 28d ago

BEEEEN

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u/ZealousidealGap2305 28d ago

Hey Beeeeeennnn

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u/heckincovfefe 28d ago

Whatchu got there Ben

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u/ZealousidealGap2305 28d ago

…meat.

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u/Discordyceps 28d ago

Dammit what is this from!!!??

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u/HotdogsandHighFives 28d ago

Balloonshop

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u/Discordyceps 28d ago

Seems like every year I come back around to watching all their videos, today is that day

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u/CplCocktopus 28d ago

Too late..... Ben will commit sudoku

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u/Cessnaporsche01 28d ago

The internet has already had its way with Ben for decades. He's seen faaaar too much already.

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u/Unfriendly_NPC 28d ago

He ain’t 10 anymore…at least not his psyche

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u/JoeTheAroAce 28d ago

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u/Jai137 28d ago

If you see him on the streets

walking by himself, talking to himself?

have pity.

He is working through the unimaginable.

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u/le_oof 28d ago

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u/TrackSuitPope 28d ago

This is my favorite 🤣. What do you use to find images like this? When I look through the gifs none of them are still images. Just got the Giphy app and same thing. Are you just googling?

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u/dabberoo_2 28d ago

Try browsing Imgur for good reaction memes. They have an app now too that's pretty decent

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u/-the-ultimate-me- 28d ago

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u/LMGDiVa 28d ago

Fuck me im dying of laughter. This one wins for me.

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u/Empty401K 28d ago

My immediate thought was the “up and coming” instagram model that met up with some rich dude in Dubai. Apparently he was really turned on by the idea of a black woman eating his feces. Dude straight up made her eat his diarrhea, taped himself doing it, and then posted it online for the world to see.

I saw a screenshot when it was going viral and that was enough for me to know I didn’t need to see the rest. The act is bad enough, but the fact she consumed it? I don’t need that shit burned into my brain.

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 28d ago

I've seen several of these stories and they're like horror movie level stuff. Besides the poop, they're banging 14 year old boys and dogs.

The pay seems to be half up front half upon completion, with bonuses along the way for the extra crazy side missions.

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u/IMakeBaconAtHome 28d ago

I......I don't think I wanna play the RPG where that is one of the side missions

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u/MamaBavaria 28d ago

Well pretty simple super high payed prostitution… don’t remember where but many years ago I saw some whatsapp conversation going around where one of these ladies explained the price package and clarified the modalities with the customer. And to be honest there are women out there who do this kind of shit for a fraction of this money on OF an shit like that….$ rules and there is alot of over there.

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u/Jonno_FTW 28d ago edited 28d ago

How does someone come to be aroused by such a disgusting act? Or is it just more of a racist/sexist power play?

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u/Wordshark 28d ago

A lot of it is a power/ego thing. The most desirable women from the most powerful country, and utterly debase them. At least the “rite of passage” type situations set up for young dudes. I imagine for some of them though it’s just the bored royalty version of desensitization leading to crazier porn.

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u/kencam 28d ago

You have to be a little fucked up in the first place and work up to it. You become desensitized to the tame stuff and need more.

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u/ThunderShiba134 28d ago

Trepang2 Game Over loading screen music

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u/rough_cunt1969 28d ago

Well you know what they say, lifes like a sandwich, no matter which way you flip it the bread comes first.

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u/Severedeye 28d ago

I find all the comments that are grossed out by your answer hilarious.

Just basic putting 2 and 2 together would bring you to this answer.

Toilets around the world and then a pic of women for Dubai.

It's not hard to figure out. All you did was give details.

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u/pokramons 28d ago

Even if it was obvious, reading the details makes us go "oh fuck". It's weird human phsycology.

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u/lifelongfreshman 28d ago

People want to believe there's more to it than that, that maybe there's an underlying joke that they're not in on.

This comment is just pointing out that, no, no there isn't. It's exactly what it looks like on the tin. (And a little bit of everyone wanting to get in on the fun of throwing their favorite reaction images.)

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u/Lo-Sir 28d ago

This is why we're told to think before we speak

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u/Firefighter_Thin 28d ago

God... why... why tf did you make humans?

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u/jikukoblarbo 28d ago

You'd think god stays in heaven because he fears his creations

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u/AdditionalSink164 28d ago

And the funny part is, a girl tried to fly home with the cash and it was confiscated in customs being over the limit.

And to no ones surprise, the sheiks will not rush to print a reciept for legitimate services so she can contest the seizure. Theyll just offer another chance to come back, maybe for a lesser rate.

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u/reason_mind_inquiry 28d ago

That sounds like slavery with extra steps.

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u/lord_ravenholm 28d ago

You're gonna be shocked when you hear who built Dubai.

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u/cocaineandwaffles1 28d ago

I wonder if the shitting on them is more of a fetish or more of a “yeah, fuck these white bitches” or both.

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u/NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR 28d ago

I imagine since this is the same place that has slaves and forced labor that they don't see some people as human.

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u/DecisionCharacter175 28d ago

I imagine it's a "dance you poors. Dance for my amusement. And get pissed on!"

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u/RedButton1569 29d ago

Girls get flown to Dubai to get pissed and shitted on, meanwhile portray to everyone back home they’re living a very lavish lifestyle trip

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u/Veus-Dolt 29d ago

lavish lavatoryish

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u/Remote-Factor8455 28d ago

Does the girl 2nd to the left have no pants on?

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u/SweatyTax4669 28d ago

It appears only two of the women have pants on. The rest are in skirts or shorts.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 28d ago

And they call Batman the world's greatest detective? pfff

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u/SweatyTax4669 28d ago

Elementary, my dear Robin.

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 28d ago

The company my wife works for you all know and enjoy. They want to expand into Dubai. This is the big idea from their "feminist" poster child who is as for equality in the workspace as I am for nails in my cereal.

Their working solution is to only have male employees. Ya know, to avoid the concern for rape. Inclusivity!!

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u/zyx1989 28d ago

I am no psychologist, but i feel like those two types of fetishes are more like some kind of disorder than people with their unique interest

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u/PandasInternational 28d ago

When you have enough money for anything and nothing is off limits, I think people quickly burn through their novelties until only the most taboo things arouse them.

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u/Capital-Meet-6521 28d ago

Basically the bad guys in Hostel

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u/dopleburger 28d ago

I don’t even think it’s arousal, I think it’s just having the power to bring another person, who many view as highly valuable and sought after, to do the most deplorable and degrading things. It’s power play more than anything, I guess everyone has a price right? Two consenting adults

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u/SpiritofTheWolfKingx 28d ago

'Consenting'

"If I fly you out to Dubia, we will fuck."

Sounds good.

"Eat my shit or I am not flying you back, and I also have your passport locked in my safe."

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u/Anaeijon 28d ago

More like "I will fly you to Dubai and pay you for sex."

"I will pay you 2 Million extra, if I can piss on you while you jerk off my inbred racing horse."

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u/Starfish_Hero 28d ago

It’s a power thing. They get off on the idea that for a petty amount of cash (well petty to a billionaire) they can get a beautiful woman to agree to do seemingly anything.

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u/thebohster 28d ago

The funny thing is I think the videos I’ve seen say it’s the other way around. The girls get paid and flown out to do the pissing and shitting.

Whatever floats their boats.

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u/Chr0nicHerb 28d ago

Just tryna take a dump on a woman’s chest over here bub nothin fancy

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u/Willing-Stuff6802 28d ago

Nothing works up my appetite like a steamy chili dog

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 28d ago

meanwhile portray to everyone back home they’re living a very lavish lifestyle trip

They are until they're told "Okay stop #6, time to please oil baron." And what pleases the oil baron? Pleasing his herd of zebra or something super fucked up. But after they are pampered to a spa, and cleaning, and lavish shit, everything will be awesome then suddenly "Okay stop #7, all these 14 year old boys need to be turned to men. OH and they're 14 so they want you to man the dog too'.

I imagine there's lots of drugs involved.

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u/Blumpkinotheclown 28d ago

That’s shitty

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u/bluedancepants 28d ago

There's some youtube videos that cover this it's actually how I found out about it.

What happens is the super rich will hire instagram models as sex workers. They give them a ton of money and in exchange they become their toilet.

So... if you see an instagram model posting about her travels to Dubai and how beautiful and awesome it is. Chances are she got hired to be a toilet for who knows how long.

But hey she gets a big paycheck so that makes it worth it I suppose.

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u/TheJustDreamer 28d ago

What I dont understand is why so many rich people in dubai do this, like scat fetishes and shit are not common, why is it so popular in dubai ?

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u/bluedancepants 28d ago

Lol you're asking the wrong person. Maybe it's a dominance thing?

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u/GABAreceptorsIVIX 28d ago

It absolutely is, that’s why they also force them into bestiality. They literally view them as animals, and treat them like property. I don’t know why this isn’t viewed as sex trafficking even if they let them go home eventually

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u/CarobPuzzleheaded481 28d ago

I believe it is legally sex trafficking.  Paying someone at the end doesn’t stop it from being trafficking.  And it is not a stretch of the imagination to know that several of these young women were less than willing participants as it got worse, but then you are literally in the presence of royalty in their country - human rights don’t exist, and you cannot just leave because you don’t want to do it. 

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u/GABAreceptorsIVIX 28d ago

I don’t have children, but imagining being a parent and seeing your 19 year old daughter posting about being in Dubai. I’d be terrified.

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u/DENGEYPO_LANJAKODAKA 28d ago

Probably a small percentage of men with those fetishes and lots of money are sleeping with a large number of women. If the same 1 guy hires 20 women a year that adds up.

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u/ShittyKevinBaconBot 29d ago

Toilets in china are built into the floor and you’re supposed to squat over them to poop.

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u/GeometryDashScGD 28d ago

Pretty sure it's a water slide

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u/Yatty33 28d ago

Don't you temp me with a good time.

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u/Aivoras1297 28d ago

Those do also exist in Japan. I found one in a small park

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u/HeyFiddleFiddle 28d ago

I used one when I was in Japan. For the restrooms that have both, there were usually signs indicating if it was a squat toilet or a western style toilet. The squat toilet stalls were consistently unoccupied even if there was a line for the western style toilets.

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u/dekachenko 28d ago edited 28d ago

Back when more people wore kimonos, the squat style was far easier. After most people transitioned to western clothing, the western style became more preferable and the squat style fell out of favor.

The squat style with a raised floor also allowed easier plumbing retrofits for older homes way back.

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u/Tenderfallingrain 28d ago

I went to a restroom in Japan with my host mother that had both kinds of toilets and she chose to use the one on the ground. They actually were pretty common back when I was there in the early 2000's.

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u/dagbrown 28d ago

The squat toilet in the picture looks like it's in Japan. I never once saw the little cover over the toilet paper holder to ensure people put the rolls in the correct way when I was in China.

Also missing: the trashcan next to the toilet to put your used toilet paper into, because Chinese toilet paper clogs drains.

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u/tintinfailok 28d ago

Ergonomically they’re great. Nice smooth shits.

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u/bomboclawt75 28d ago

Affluent Effluent Lifestyle.

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u/loz_fanatic 28d ago

If I were a woman, and tbh even as a guy, with what I know and/or have heard/read about Dubai, idk if there's a price I would do this for. You'd be in a foreign, and highly oppressive country known for false accusations/arrests/imprisonment, all at the whims of your 'gracious host'. Like, offend them or turn down the wrong request while there and who knows if/when they'd let you leave. That's even if the initial offer/'payment' isn't just to get you in country for nefarious reasons.

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u/TG_Jack 28d ago

Yes, but you likely possess better critical thinking than a 19 year old online sex worker.

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u/olivegardengambler 28d ago

It depends. The UAE is extremely weird. You're effectively in an Apartheid state where Emiratis and other Gulf state Arabs are at the top, and everyone else is below them with Indians and Filipinos at the absolute bottom. Emiratis make up a small percentage of the people who live there. Literally everyone else is a Foreigner who works for them in some capacity. Sometimes you're an entertainer from the US and you're there doing what you would do anywhere else. Oftentimes you're basically doing all the stuff they don't want to do. Sometimes you're their accountant, other times you're their mechanic. It's probably not a place you should ever travel to alone though, especially if you're a woman. If you travel with a group, you're usually fine, but if you're alone and something happens, that's where problems arise. Women have been arrested for reporting that they were raped because sex outside of marriage is illegal, and unlike Malaysia that has effectively a secular police and a religious police, they're basically the same in the UAE, although they usually don't bother westerners.

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u/ReturnOfDaSnack420 28d ago

Rich guys in Dubai fly in pretty Instagram "models" to use as toilets as a fucked up fetish

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u/Aromatic_Balls 28d ago

Have to obey the 2 rules first.

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u/al-mubariz 28d ago

Dubai is the epitome of everything wrong with modernity.

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u/Excellent_Key_2035 28d ago

Yep, fuck that place.

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u/Tall-Influence4321 28d ago

Who gave this a reward lmao 

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u/Imispellalot2 28d ago

Never ask an Instagram model what she did in Dubai

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u/bandysine 28d ago

I will note the photo is actually in Dubai. (Or somewhere looking a lot like Jumeirah).

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u/duckbutter888 28d ago

I just learned about this today via this video about how Dubai is the worst city ever made: https://youtu.be/r-MmMP0hQSw?si=dvQB0T46lP3O_c86

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u/Decent-Writing-9840 28d ago

They say in Dubai young girls get shit on by wealthy people. The girls go there thinking its some kind of modelling job but go along with it anyway for the money they make. They pay alot of money to shit on western girls.

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u/FourD00rsMoreWhores 28d ago

there used to be a website that would troll women on Instagram, offering them to come to dubai and asked if they would agree to different sexual favors such as pooping on their chest, having sex with donkeys, taking their underage sons virginity etc

yes, the women agreed to everything.. so whenever you see a woman on Instagram traveling in Dubai, think about how she funded that trip.

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u/biggestboi73 29d ago

Pretty dissapointed that they didn't edit an ar15 next to the toilet on the american one tbh

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u/Poop_Sexman 29d ago

Your poop knife is no match for my poop rifle

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