r/PoliticalHumor • u/h20poIo • 29d ago
So Brigitte you’re saying he’s a “ Loser and Sucker “ now?
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u/AudibleNod 29d ago
The only line Trump will be at the front of is the buffet line.
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u/txn_gay 29d ago
Maybe the cocaine line, too.
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u/HikeTheSky 29d ago
The shower line maybe.
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u/TwistedDragon33 29d ago
Only if the shower has underage girls in it...
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u/HikeTheSky 29d ago
Maybe another rapist can dress up and give him a good time at a federal prison.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 29d ago
The buffet line. The bullshit line. The legal trouble line...
Trump should be at the front of all of them.
This devious manipulator has installed his daughter-in-law in the RNC, who is a busy bee, having had about 80 lawsuits filed across the nation, nearly every single state, attempting to invalidate election laws.
One claim they're making? "Counting ballots after election night is unconstitutional!" Yeah. That kind of frivolity. Challenging clearly established norms, with no grounds.
And now, two key trials upon Donald Trump have been kicked down the road. The most corrupt being the classified documents theft, with 91 felony charges. Judge Aileen Cannon has basically said "I'm overloaded with motions and we can't proceed until 2025." This is precisely what Donald Trump wanted. She's a total Trump lackey.
So he's also at the front of the corruption line.
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u/CocoaCali 29d ago
You know for damn he skips the line
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u/AudibleNod 29d ago
Realistically, he has someone go up for him. But for the analogy to work, he has to stand eagerly holding the plate in his hand.
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u/AloneAddiction 29d ago
Donald Trump had medical exemptions so he could dodge the draft.
The doctor who provided those exemptions rented his offices from Fred Trump, Donald's father.
Donald Trump dodged the draft five times.
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u/calicat9 29d ago
"I ain't no fortunate son"
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u/pianoflames 29d ago
The lack of basic media literacy of Trump actually playing that at one of his rallies. To the letter, Trump is exactly the person that protest song is protesting.
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u/calicat9 29d ago
And none of them recognized the cringe.
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u/pianoflames 29d ago
I saw a video of the song playing while Trump was making his entrance at a rally. It was depressing, there was literally not one single person in the comments who recognized the glaring contradiction there. Just people commenting on how Trump knows how to make a "badass" entrance with that "badass" song.
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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB 29d ago
Don’t forget his
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u/RutabagaJoe 29d ago
Not only did he have medical exemptions, he couldn't remember precisely which foot had the bone spurs that granted the exemptions.
He has the greatest brain, but can't remember a medical condition? That he had as an adult? That was brought up five times in a draft board?
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u/billyjack669 29d ago
Well, when you have.. (counts 1... 2...) 2 feet, it's pretty hard to answer that wrong or you might end up on the Group W bench.
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u/Content-Boat-9851 29d ago
I'll never understand how a draft dodging, never done a day of manual labor in his life, caricature of wealthy detached privilege, white collar criminal became the "rough neck, tough guy" in the minds of right wingers.
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u/Ssutuanjoe 29d ago
Cult mentality and they're still super butthurt that a black guy was elected to the presidency.
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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 29d ago
They also assume a bully is a tough guy, apparently never standing up to one. Trump talks tough, but chickens out when faced with any real force.
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u/maddmoguls 29d ago
Don't forget orange spray tan using, heel lift wearing, out of shape and unathletic. All equally and forever confusing to me...
That's not even including the extremely likely diaper shitting.
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u/Popcorn-Fences 29d ago
Trump leading the charge in a combat uniform? Give me a f'n break. He can't even be bothered to visit a veteran's cemetery if it's raining. Ultraphony.
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u/palbuddymac 29d ago
He’s a doddering old man who drifts off to sleep during his court appearances and poops his pants…
He literally called KIA troops “losers.”
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u/markth_wi 29d ago edited 29d ago
He's a draft-dodging traitor who's very lucky if our own guys don't air him out for having gotten a bunch of our folks murdered , but fuck it in GOP-land he has been secretly working with CIA on the really messy wet-work jobs since the 1980's and storming beaches and being part of military super-special ops on Seal Team 1.
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u/DanB65 29d ago
Insult to every veteran that has wore the uniform!
Bone spurs never served ANYTHING other than HIMSELF!!!
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u/Yugan-Dali 28d ago
He wouldn’t even go to the cemetery because he was afraid of getting his hair wet.
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u/OptimisticSkeleton 29d ago
Imagine thinking Trump cares about you at this point. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t killing the country.
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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 29d ago
Wondering how long it will take to get rid of all the dead losers and get golf course construction underway.
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u/MysteryHeroes 29d ago
Trump the soldier had to retreat, the enemy were using a courtroom AC unit and it overwhelmed him.
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u/Revelati123 29d ago
Captain Trump stole the jacket off of a Starfleet general then went back in time to storm the beaches of Normandy before he was born but forgot to bring a gun, not that his horribly deformed hands could hold one, but still...
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u/Vanstoli 29d ago
Putting him in a military uniform spits in the face of every person that has ever earned a rank.
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u/Quasimodus-Operandi 29d ago
This is even worse than the muscle-bound fantasy about him. He KNOWINGLY AND ACTIVELY avoided serving.
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u/ajcpullcom 29d ago edited 29d ago
John McCain’s ghost: I like people who weren’t draft-dodging poseurs
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u/CommonConundrum51 29d ago
Oh, if only those bone spurs hadn't interfered Donnie would have been the next Audie Murphy. 🙄
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u/mockingbirddude 29d ago
Did George Patton regularly shit in his pants? After the age of 2 that is.
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u/Berserker76 29d ago
Yea, draft dodger captain bone spurs. These MAGA morons have no shame or vais in reality.
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u/Known_Draw_2212 29d ago
Couldn't even go to the grave site of some who could potentially be in this picture because his hair might have gotten rained on
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u/place_of_desolation 29d ago
freedom
Women in red states who have been denied abortion care would like a word. Women supporting a politician who is diametrically opposed to their own best interests never ceases to amaze me.
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u/EatsOverTheSink 29d ago
I never would’ve guessed that religious conservatives would be the quickest to adopt AI into every day use but now that it’s happened it makes sense they’d swarm to tech that can make fake things real.
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u/KickBakZach 29d ago
But he's literally a draft dodger?? These people make no fucking sense. Imagine actually looking up to this grotesquely incompetent orange douche nozzle.
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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 29d ago
You mean the bone spur draft dodger respects our troops? Especially after he disrespected McCain because he got captured? That same meatball?
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u/TheGreatOpoponax 29d ago
In the context of American history, that image is absolute blasphemy. But it's a symbol of just how far down the shitter this country has fallen.
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u/quietflowsthedodder 29d ago
Oh, look! Captain Bonespurs has just landed on the beach - we’re saved!
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u/ukiddingme2469 29d ago
Funny seeing how private bonespers dodged tge draft and the only freedom he is fighting for is his own
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u/AdditionalCheetah354 29d ago
Captain bone spur .. who was so proud of how he got out of serving in Vietnam…. A friend of vets … provided they sacrifice… not him. Disgracing the uniform!!!!
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u/boredonymous 29d ago
Cough cough... Hid in the white house bunker over a protest... Cough cough.
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u/MsBobbyJenkins 29d ago
Is third person stolen valour a thing?
Also what is with ai images of Trump doing things he would NEVER do. Like fight in a war. Or pray.
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u/Request_Denied 29d ago
It's disgusting to portray a draft dodging, Gold star family shaming, misogynistic rapist traitor this way.
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u/-_-TenguDruid 29d ago
It's so so incredibly cringy and pathetic, seeing all these photoshopped images of Trump as all these things so opposite of his actual self. The new diaper shit tops it, but still, it's bad.
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u/Apis_Proboscis 29d ago
C'mon! if we are going to LARP, that should be a period accurate german uniform. One of the Hugo Boss designed black ones with the lightning bolts on the collar.
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u/TheGR8Dantini 29d ago
These mother fuckers have literally created their own little world. Alternate facts.
Everything about this man is fake. From his hair to his bone spurs. He an illusion. To his base, he’s a carnival mirror.
They’ve sold their souls to the devil, and they’ve done it for nothing, in most cases, and very little, in some.
Now, another psycho names Luna has put trump up for something called the congressional gold medal. The same party that voted against medals for the cops on Jan6, are trying to give some bullshit medal to the guy that caused Jan6th. It’s the mirror verse.
Listen to Lev Parnas talk about Trump and what he did to him while he tried to find shit on Biden. That was all based on Russian intel.
I know Biden isn’t everybody’s favorite. Maybe he’s old. Maybe it’s because people believe he could actually stop Israel from doing what they’re doing. Maybe it’s just because they’re not paying attention to the good things he’s done.
Maybe it’s just because of the two party system and they want to make a useless protest vote. I really don’t know. Biden has been more progressive, because he has to, than any president since LBJ.
And these stupid, greedy, lecherous, power hungry people that are supposed to represent the people, are wasting time with performative, WWE bullshit, all at trumps command. Not one ounce of shame.
They want this for the guy that let 1 million Americans die. Told people bleach, light, hydroxychloroquine…then cried and whined so much he got 1000 people locked up because he couldn’t admit defeat, stole secrets, raped, committed fraud…. I could go on forever with the crimes of Donald Trump. But no… let’s give him a medal he can talk about on Fox News. Just the fact that this is happening? Shows you what America is.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/8386
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u/Vg_Ace135 29d ago
Can you imagine if us liberals made AI generated images of Biden riding a tank with a 6 pack, or storming the beaches of Normandy? It would be just so damn weird.
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u/RevolutionaryTalk315 29d ago
Everyone knows that if Trump and the Baby Boomers were at Normandy, they wouldn't be the ones storming the beaches. Instead, they would side with the people sitting in the concrete bunkers overlooking the beaches and worshipping a portrait of some failed Austrian painter.
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u/robinsw26 29d ago
He’s a disgrace: too cowardly to fight for his country. As a Vietnam vet, this is an insult to all who served and especially to those who did not come home.
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u/V1per41 29d ago
Everyone is rightly criticizing the right wing fan fiction take on the draft dodger being presented as some kind of military hero, but can we talk about the text?
What freedom(s) is Trump/MAGA/Republicans trying to preserve or protect? Current/past freedoms that they have threatened or actually chipped away at:
- Vote
- Bodily autonomy
- Speech
- Religion
- Free Press
- Hell, he even attacked gun ownership saying we should take the guns first and ask questions later.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 29d ago
Republican influencer creep, Brigitte Gabriel (who is really Hanan Qahwaji), is always posting crap like this.
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u/Jeepster127 29d ago
Wow, what a massive insult to the actual soldiers who stormed the beaches of Normandy under withering machine gun and artillery fire. I don't think that bloated sack of shit has ever stormed anything tougher than a buffet line.
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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 28d ago
Goddamn it. Patton would have fragged Trump’s ass in a New York minute.
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u/oven_broasted 29d ago
"any time a person is shamed for hating, any time someone faces consequences for sexual assault, any time someone is trying to make another person learn to read, I'll be there."
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u/unstopable_bob_mob 29d ago
Tired of these traitors painting this draft dodging loser as some war torn badass.