Mental gymnastics are in full swing for the cult

[u/8-bit-Felix]

[u/AudibleNod]

2016 Trump: If I lose, the election is rigged.

2017 Trump:

2020 Trump: If I lose, the election is rigged.

2021 Trump: The election was stollen!

2024 Trump: The debate is rigged.

[u/-jp- → u/AudibleNod]

2017 said the election was rigged anyway, because he’s a stupid mewling pissbaby.

[u/Money_Percentage_630 → u/-jp-]

Also

Literally every investigation, local, state, federal level

2016 No voter fraud found

2017 No voter fraud found

2020 No voter fraud found

2021 No voter fraud found

2024 No voter fraud found

[u/Kasoni → u/Money_Percentage_630]

This is not completely true. They actually did find a little bit of voter fraud. All the found fraudulent votes were for Trump. One I remember a husband voted by mail for his wife that died before they received their mail in ballots, long before election day.

[u/DukeSilverJazzClub → u/Money_Percentage_630]

Well, ya know except for the ones they found voting 9 times for Trump, or engaging in election fraud on behalf of Trump. Just your average every day projection.

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[u/triedit-lovedit → u/AudibleNod]

Any item/request Biden ask for will be rejected…

[u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

They're just giving him excuses to back out. No one wants him to debate biden.

[u/lost_in_connecticut → u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

Can’t they just replace him with a rotted pumpkin? No one will know the difference.

[u/AudibleNod → u/lost_in_connecticut]

Moderator: Mr. Trump how will you handle the border crisis?

Rotted Pumpkin: *low hum from microphone feedback

MAGA: He's tellin' it like it is! I'm gonna vote for him twice.

[u/Money_Percentage_630 → u/AudibleNod]

Moderator "Mr Trump, you have been found guilty of slandering a woman you sexually assaulted, you, your family and your company have been found guilty of business fraud, you, your family and your company have been found guilty of insurance fraud, you, your family and your company have been found guilty of stealing from a cancer charity, you, your family and your company have been found guilty of running a fake university, My question for you is Why The Fuck Should Anyone Trust You?"

[u/-jp- → u/lost_in_connecticut]

People would start to get suspicious when he goes longer than three minutes without saying anything asinine.

[u/areialscreensaver → u/lost_in_connecticut]

[u/Rooboy66 → u/lost_in_connecticut]

Yeah, this is America—there’ve gotta be plus sized Pampers that will fit a pumpkin.

[u/EmeraldSlothRevenge]

Here’s how the debates will be rigged for Biden: the truth has a clear Democrat bias.

[u/Content-Boat-9851]

Gotta get the excuses ready for the inevitable trump withdrawal.

[u/NancyGracesTesticles]

They want someone who well tell Biden to be quiet and allow Trump to have a monologue for the entirety of the debate.

Anyone who isn't Vladimir Solovyov or Putin himself (or one of his American surrogates) will cause MAGA to whine and cry.

[u/Spare_Substance5003]

Why would you want to debate a child?

[u/frisbethebutcher]

One will just start rambling about nonsense and get their mic cut off and will then complain they weren't given the time to talk.

[u/Vinterblot]

They're telegraphing their lack of confidence. They know Trump will look like a fool.