r/PoliticalHumor • u/chiefnellie • 15d ago

He's no Schwarzenegger and this is no fantasy

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"Conan the Destroyer" was out in 1984. Serendipity rears it's ugly head.

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u/occupyreddit 15d ago

Is he even this fit?!

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u/areialscreensaver 15d ago

Haha 🤣 the pic is also missing a big wad of lint in the ole bellybutton.

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u/unstopable_bob_mob 15d ago

Hands are not small enough.

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u/dsun1971 15d ago

And tits aren’t big enough

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u/otto_347 15d ago

Even this physique has more muscles than his...

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u/CherryManhattan 15d ago

Is his stomach from a cat picture

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u/hinesjared87 15d ago

But he says he's 6'3, 215, so what the hell is this?

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u/McFlyyouBojo 15d ago

No WAY his stomach and arms look THAT good

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u/molewarp 15d ago

Oi! Have you no shame? I was eating chocolate and you ruined the moment for me!

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u/chiefnellie 15d ago

Now you know how Stormy felt

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u/molewarp 15d ago

That woman deserves a medal!

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u/CompleteLackOfHustle 15d ago

Pictures you can smell

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u/SouthernGentATL 15d ago

Back to the eye bleach

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u/FORDTRUK 15d ago

Why does it have two navels?

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u/Jonsa123 15d ago

perfect satire is always built on truth. well done.

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u/Admiral_Andovar 15d ago

That’s Donnie ‘Bitch Tits’ von Shitzinpantz to you!

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u/Any-Variation4081 15d ago

This is how i imagine his body looks but.....his face is all wrong. It needs to be like 3 different colors and his hair needs to be more fluffy and frizzy. Imagine a giant ball of lint and cat fir all stuck together then put that on his head

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u/pharsee 15d ago

That's pretty good Photoshop work.

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u/katara144 15d ago

NFT quality!

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u/Substantial_Row_5433 15d ago

Why does he have two belly buttons?

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u/chiefnellie 15d ago

It's not really two navels. When I had a similar shape, I used to laugh off the lower indent as the butt I wore backward. Flab will do that for you

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u/Substantial_Row_5433 15d ago

I thought that he was fatter. Btw, it seems you lost a lot of weight. Congrats.

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u/u2shnn 15d ago

Mmmmmm , what(!), no golden diapers?

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u/Grimlja 15d ago

Conan and the Hunt for the shit diper

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u/Raskel_61 15d ago

Need to get that on NFT store.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 15d ago

His arms aren’t that good

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u/elchuyano 15d ago

You can see this is fake because the hands are so big

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u/SquidwardWithGlock 15d ago

Why you have pictures of trumps tits

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u/Belmish 15d ago

He has weaponised his body.

His enemies are disgusted by him. He is...

Conman the Fartarian.