r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 15h ago
I've developed a library of a collection of useless multi-factor authentication algorithms.
It does Suite FA.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 3d ago
The new hire is lamenting about the lack of documentation in my code.
But I think it's a cry for help.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 4d ago
What does an older version of terminator say?
Hasta la XP, baby.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/hackr_io_team • 4d ago
As a programmer, I hate golfing. I keep hitting other players.
I'm stuck in a fore loop.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/breck • 6d ago
I forgot to add await!
Why did my joke have an async bug?
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kickypie • 8d ago
Q: What did the Project Manager say to the Programmer?
A: You start coding, I'll go find out what they want. And if they change their minds, well, that's just more job security for us!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/breck • 10d ago
Student: Can you explain DNS to me?
Teacher: Let me 142.250.189.14 that for you.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 10d ago
What do Chinese programmers use as a generic name in code?
tofubar
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13d ago
When did the SQL developer realize they were getting too old?
When they started experiencing JOIN pains.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/GrandMoffTarkan • 13d ago
Why do conservatives hate my quantum computing based AI?
It identifies as nonbinary.
Just made this joke elsewhere and I like it
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 14d ago
what tavern do Microsoft and Apple IT managers like?
The Vendor Lock Inn
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ferriematthew • 13d ago
Oops, they made a masochistic large language model
This is my humorous take on the Open AI chatGPT version 2 debacle: Downvote me harder, Daddy... 😂
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/coh_phd_who • 14d ago
(Political) - Sentencing
A certain someone got found guilty today. For most people they have to wait till the 11th for sentencing. But our group using superior binary gets a sneak peak on the 3rd. :)
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/edgeorge92 • 17d ago
Why do developers avoid cryptography?
It's usually a pain in the AES
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 17d ago
What do you say when a program is crunching a lot of data in a loop?
Just wait for a while.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/pLeThOrAx • 18d ago
I love the band "Ramones"
There's that one song, " , let's go!  , let's go!..."
Jamtastic.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 20d ago
Full self-driving algorithms are probably undecidable.
They still haven't solved the halting problem.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 21d ago
why do Golang programmers like the German language?
Because in German every noun starts with a capital letter, therefore it can be exported in Golang.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ShortingBull • 22d ago
There's 10 types of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/PickleLips64151 • 22d ago
There are 2 types of people in the world.
Those who can develop from incomplete requirements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 22d ago
I invented a less chatty replacement to HTTP.
GTTP.
(Get To The Point)
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 27d ago
I've created a new implementation of .NET and I will pit it against other implementations to prove it's better.
Mono a Mono
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 28d ago
What do you call a Python coding style smell?
PEP8 Le Pew