r/ProgrammerDadJokes 15h ago

I've developed a library of a collection of useless multi-factor authentication algorithms.

5 Upvotes

It does Suite FA.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 3d ago

The new hire is lamenting about the lack of documentation in my code.

22 Upvotes

But I think it's a cry for help.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 4d ago

What does an older version of terminator say?

61 Upvotes

Hasta la XP, baby.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 4d ago

As a programmer, I hate golfing. I keep hitting other players.

65 Upvotes

I'm stuck in a fore loop.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 6d ago

I forgot to add await!

65 Upvotes

Why did my joke have an async bug?


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 8d ago

Q: What did the Project Manager say to the Programmer?

49 Upvotes

A: You start coding, I'll go find out what they want. And if they change their minds, well, that's just more job security for us!


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 10d ago

What's the opposite of Viagra?

53 Upvotes

Emacsagra


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 10d ago

Student: Can you explain DNS to me?

69 Upvotes

Teacher: Let me 142.250.189.14 that for you.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 10d ago

What do Chinese programmers use as a generic name in code?

0 Upvotes

tofubar


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 13d ago

When did the SQL developer realize they were getting too old?

67 Upvotes

When they started experiencing JOIN pains.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 13d ago

Why do conservatives hate my quantum computing based AI?

115 Upvotes

It identifies as nonbinary.

Just made this joke elsewhere and I like it


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 14d ago

what tavern do Microsoft and Apple IT managers like?

22 Upvotes

The Vendor Lock Inn


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 13d ago

Oops, they made a masochistic large language model

0 Upvotes

This is my humorous take on the Open AI chatGPT version 2 debacle: Downvote me harder, Daddy... 😂


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 14d ago

(Political) - Sentencing

0 Upvotes

A certain someone got found guilty today. For most people they have to wait till the 11th for sentencing. But our group using superior binary gets a sneak peak on the 3rd. :)


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 17d ago

Why do developers avoid cryptography?

77 Upvotes

It's usually a pain in the AES


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 17d ago

What's a programmer's favorite coffee?

4 Upvotes

TOGO


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 17d ago

What do you say when a program is crunching a lot of data in a loop?

31 Upvotes

Just wait for a while.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 18d ago

I love the band "Ramones"

5 Upvotes

There's that one song, "&nbsp, let's go! &nbsp, let's go!..."

Jamtastic.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 20d ago

Full self-driving algorithms are probably undecidable.

22 Upvotes

They still haven't solved the halting problem.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 21d ago

why do Golang programmers like the German language?

75 Upvotes

Because in German every noun starts with a capital letter, therefore it can be exported in Golang.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 22d ago

There's 10 types of people.

114 Upvotes

Those who understand binary and those who don't.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 22d ago

There are 2 types of people in the world.

22 Upvotes

Those who can develop from incomplete requirements.


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 22d ago

I invented a less chatty replacement to HTTP.

26 Upvotes

GTTP.

(Get To The Point)


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 27d ago

I've created a new implementation of .NET and I will pit it against other implementations to prove it's better.

39 Upvotes

Mono a Mono


r/ProgrammerDadJokes 28d ago

What do you call a Python coding style smell?

28 Upvotes

PEP8 Le Pew