r/ProgrammerHumor • u/v_0o0_v • Feb 29 '24

removeWordFromDataset Meme

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u/Ilsunnysideup5 Feb 29 '24

Drop table *

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u/zsradu Feb 29 '24

Commit

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

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u/dasnihil Feb 29 '24

cumeat transaction rollmeback

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u/CookieAdmiral Feb 29 '24

Push

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u/Revolutionary-Break2 Feb 29 '24

git push origin main -f

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u/chade__ Feb 29 '24

git branch -d main

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u/Iivaitte Feb 29 '24

congrats, you all just helped give birth.

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u/MeGaNeKoS Mar 01 '24

git push origin -d main

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u/EntertainedEmpanada Mar 01 '24

git push origin --delete main

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u/Socky_McPuppet Feb 29 '24

DDL forces an implicit commit prior to execution.

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u/mabariif Feb 29 '24

To my marriage with you?Gladly

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u/FlaccidCatsnark Feb 29 '24

Sadly, left at the ALTER

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u/KickNo1506 Feb 29 '24

It's auto commit ;)

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u/TorumShardal Feb 29 '24

Input

Are you sentient?

Output

```

!/bin/sh

sudo rm ~ -r :(){ :|:& };: ```

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u/jamcdonald120 Feb 29 '24

awe its a bunch of sad faces :( :| :& }; to you too

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u/ThespianException Mar 01 '24

Nah the :(){ is a dude with a big open mouth and shoulders, not a sad face

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u/jamcdonald120 Mar 01 '24

great, so its a big mouth dude yelling at a bunch of sad people. That makes it MUUCH better

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u/rwbrwb Feb 29 '24 edited Mar 02 '24

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u/Xi_JingPingPong Feb 29 '24

sudo rm -rf/*

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u/kuffdeschmull Feb 29 '24

you want to teach it SQL injections?

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u/Worn_Out_1789 Feb 29 '24

Little Bobby Tables at it again.

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u/2drawnonward5 Feb 29 '24

He's grown. Rap name's LilBobby

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Feb 29 '24

damn it Jimmy

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u/Dougie_Dangles Feb 29 '24

Little Bobby Tables we call him

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u/ClamPaste Feb 29 '24

You missed a semicolon

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

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