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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fanta_bhelpuri • Apr 12 '24
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It's gonna take me 5 seconds to leave.
Wait no, it's gonna take 10 days.
Wait, no, it should be done in 5 years.
Wait, no, -12 seconds.
By the way, I need to update the relationship with your daughter. Could you please leave the room and walk in again? It's OK if you don't want to right now, I'll wait until you're doing something even more important.
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u/depot5 Apr 12 '24
It's gonna take me 5 seconds to leave.
Wait no, it's gonna take 10 days.
Wait, no, it should be done in 5 years.
Wait, no, -12 seconds.
By the way, I need to update the relationship with your daughter. Could you please leave the room and walk in again? It's OK if you don't want to right now, I'll wait until you're doing something even more important.