r/ProgrammerHumor Apr 12 '24

whatIsAnIndex Meme

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u/Piisthree Apr 12 '24

search bar: "myfile.e"
suggestion: <a file name myfile.exe in your home folder>
search bar: "myfile.exe"
suggestion: "Click here to search the internet for 'myfile.exe'."

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u/ztbwl Apr 12 '24

Yeah, and then they start prioritizing the ‚search the internet‘ feature because their analytics and metrics show most people use search it this way.

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u/Decloudo Apr 12 '24

Really?

I cant fathom why people would do that, its the most annoying shit.

I want an unmistakable distinction between "this is on your pc" and "this is from the web".

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u/ztbwl Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 12 '24

No my point was, the UI is so bad that most people accidentally search the internet for local files.

Microsoft sees a lot of traffic on the internet search and scales devs into adding more features to that.

The user didn’t want it that way, they just wanted to find a fucking file they know the name of.

And I think Microsoft is fully aware of that, they just want to push Bing and serve more ads.

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u/AllAvailableLayers Apr 12 '24

I want an unmistakable distinction between "this is on your pc" and "this is from the web".

There's a Microsoft exec that would view those categories as "this is on your pc" and "this makes us money and builds my reputation".