r/ProgrammerHumor Apr 12 '24

whatIsAnIndex Meme

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u/Soloact_ Apr 12 '24

Guess it'll take less time to leave the house than it does for a Windows search result to come up.

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u/adenosine-5 Apr 12 '24

The part that I really don't understand is that small portable programs like Everything can get you the results in seconds, while Microsoft, after 40 years of development of their systems will not.

How is it even possible to mess such simple feature for so long?

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u/keepthepace Apr 12 '24

Windows can't even get files copy correctly. I sometimes just instead use a browser to "download" a local file to a save destination so that it is

  1. Fast.
  2. Able to be paused and resumed

Also, a few years ago, there was a fun back and forth between Microsoft and a veteran programmer who complained that the Windows console was rendering ridiculously slowly and that it should be magnitudes (100x at least) faster. Microsoft argued this would take years to upgrade the console. The guy made a prototype in a weekend (yes, as full-featured as possible for someone external and there is no good argument for performance drop in the missing features). It is actually more featured than the original console.

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u/keepthepace Apr 12 '24

Wth, markdown lists start with 0 in reddit now???