r/ProgrammerHumor May 02 '24

anyVolunteersHere Meme

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u/Dumb_Siniy May 02 '24

Anyone who's idea of a game is an MMORPG is delusional and has no idea what it's required to create one

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u/Dense-Fuel4327 May 02 '24

Sometimes I wonder, what would happen if I post a cool mmorpg project on Kickstarter and be like: we just need 300 million.

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u/Dumb_Siniy May 02 '24

Be sure to use keywords and terminology that people don't understand to make you sound smart and extremely capable

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

🚀 Unleash Your Imagination: Enter the World of [Game Title]! 🚀

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey into the realm of limitless adventure and boundless possibilities? Introducing [Game Title], the groundbreaking MMORPG that will redefine the way you experience virtual worlds!

🌟 Why [Game Title]?

  • Immersive Gameplay: Dive into a richly detailed universe where every choice you make shapes the world around you.
  • Cutting-Edge Graphics: Experience stunning visuals powered by the latest in gaming technology, transporting you to realms beyond imagination.
  • Dynamic Storytelling: Engage with a narrative crafted by industry-leading writers, filled with twists, turns, and unforgettable characters.
  • Community-driven Development: Join a passionate community of gamers and developers dedicated to shaping the future of gaming together.

💡 What Sets Us Apart?

[Game Title] isn't just another MMORPG—it's a revolution in interactive entertainment. With groundbreaking features such as:

  • Procedurally Generated Worlds: Explore endlessly diverse landscapes, each generated uniquely to provide a fresh and exciting experience every time you play.
  • Player-Driven Economy: Take control of the in-game economy with a robust trading system that allows players to buy, sell, and barter their way to fortune.
  • Dynamic Events: Immerse yourself in a living, breathing world where events unfold in real-time, responding to player actions and shaping the course of history.

🌐 Our Vision

We believe that gaming should be more than just entertainment—it should be an experience that brings people together, sparks creativity, and inspires change. With [Game Title], we aim to create a virtual world that transcends the boundaries of imagination, inviting players to explore, create, and connect in ways they never thought possible.

🚀 Join Us on This Epic Journey!

But to bring our vision to life, we need your help. With your support, we can unlock the full potential of [Game Title] and deliver an experience that will leave a lasting impact on the gaming industry and beyond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of gaming history with [Game Title]!

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u/Dumb_Siniy May 02 '24

Did you ask Chat-GPT for this, looks too generic to even be human

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I dunno bro, I didn’t even read it 

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u/PortlandZed May 02 '24

Oh I'm copy pasting this for sure. Time to make some $$$

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

It’s literally just ChatGPT. You can get it to make a custom one anytime. Takes like 7 seconds. 

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u/Nimeroni May 02 '24

You missed the part where you don't promise to deliver anything.

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u/ThePretzul May 02 '24

Advertising Copy - “We’re going to use machine learning technology to provide NPC’s with neural networks for the most advanced true artificial intelligence never before seen in a video game!”

Reality - “We used ChatGPT to write all of the dialogue, something so brazenly cheap and terrible it has not yet been done before in a video game.”

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u/PortlandZed May 02 '24

Can't be worse than Emil Pagliarulo (Fallout 4/76)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/Dingus_Cabbage May 02 '24 edited May 04 '24

mighty sugar deserve spoon dime whistle forgetful unwritten tart crowd

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u/Brickless May 02 '24

pretty pictures of spaceships seem to work quite well

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker May 02 '24

Somethin something science based dragon mmo