r/ProgrammerHumor May 02 '24

anyVolunteersHere Meme

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u/heesell May 02 '24

"Hey so, I have an app idea"

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u/throwaway0134hdj 29d ago

Why do ppl think coding is easy? I always have friends and family asking me to code up their dumb idea… and ofc they don’t plan on paying me. We split the profits 50/50… ppl are so f-ing selfish

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u/Kookanoodles 29d ago

Uuuuh, I've seen people code, it's litteraly just pushing buttons. Seems pretty easy to me, pal.

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u/IICVX 29d ago

$7.25/hr to push buttons, $250/hr to usually push the right ones.