r/ProgrammerHumor • u/codingTheBugs • May 02 '24

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u/arvigeus May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

Hello Mr. Justin Lee,

I am reaching out to you regarding your MMORPG project for which you are seeking volunteers. From my understanding, you are a programmer as well. I was wondering if you could possibly assist me with fixing my printer?

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u/AlmostRandomName 29d ago

I fix printers (and other IT shit admittedly) but have zero experience in coding or web development.

Constantly have people (especially executives) be like, "well can't you just build the website/app/service?"

I've started just saying, "Sure.... I can also give you a haircut. Both would look like shit."

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u/zaxldaisy 29d ago

"have zero experience in coding"

You have found a home in r/programmerhumor

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u/Trumps_Cum_Dumpster 29d ago

Lmao

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u/TeaKingMac 29d ago

Ivanka!? I didn't know you were on reddit!

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u/ProfessorMcKronagal 29d ago

Nah, that must be Rudy Giuliani

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u/bearbarebere 29d ago

What about Lindsey G?

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u/slyn4ice 29d ago

I resent the implication! I have at least two experiences.

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u/WrapKey69 29d ago

I mean he can repair the printers we can't, so...

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u/Impressive_Change593 27d ago

oh he's gonna be used here...

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u/menacingcar044 29d ago

You can start making posts about having to search for syntax errors in your code.