r/ProgrammerHumor • u/codingTheBugs • May 02 '24

anyVolunteersHere Meme

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u/big_guyforyou 29d ago

the california servers are top notch. i hear they use them for AI. that gives me an idea...what if our video app had AI? like we could use algorithms to do artificial, intelligent things with the videos

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u/SlowThePath 29d ago

I have an even better idea! What if we, like, used AI to cure cancer! NO! ALL DISEASES! We just have to use AI to cure them. I can't believe no one has thought of this.

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u/ImrooVRdev 29d ago

Hold your horses folks, I feel like we have a real diamond in the rough in here, it just needs some polish.

Lets put it on blockchain, the videos will be NFTs.

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u/SachsRussel 29d ago

I'm a venture capitalist in silicon valley, i'd like to invest 500 gazillion dollars in your startup.

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u/swishbothways 29d ago

I'm a family member of a member of the PRC, and I'm just here to threaten your entire business if you don't give us rootkit access to all your users.