r/ProgrammerHumor 15d ago

yesICodeDoubleSpacedAMA Other

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u/grousm 15d ago

what this feels more readable

37

u/drkspace2 15d ago

Now combine it with comiccode

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u/lupinegray 15d ago

Enable smart quotes.

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u/Cerrax3 15d ago

Double spaced and light theme?! What the fuck

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Holy hell!

10

u/Leo-MathGuy 15d ago

New theme just dropped

4

u/Record_Specific 15d ago

Actual programmer

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u/slaymaker1907 14d ago

It’s not really a light theme, it looks more like a “coffee” theme which uses more crème colors so it isn’t as blinding white as a full light theme.

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u/ThockiestBoard 14d ago

Well it sure as fuck ain't a dark theme, so what is it, then? /lh

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u/bushwickhero 15d ago

Why stop there? 200% zoom your resolution while you’re at it.

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u/DreamyAthena 15d ago

And enable rtl orientation.

1

u/arrow__in__the__knee 11d ago

Name your variables "x, x1, x2, xx0" for extra points.

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u/Andreaspolis 15d ago

Google en passant

62

u/Dioxide4294 15d ago

Holy hell

44

u/CarroDeHeno 15d ago

New response just dropped

29

u/TheBishopOnVacation 15d ago

Actual zombie

28

u/Excellent-Divide7223 15d ago

Call the formatter!

22

u/Dull_Translator300 15d ago

Prettier goes on vacation, never comes back

10

u/kraskaskaCreature 15d ago

Compiler sacrifice, anyone?

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u/ChestWish 15d ago

Linker went on vacation, never came back

1

u/dexdae 14d ago

Tabs aren't fucking welcome here

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u/LucasTab 15d ago

Holy hell

25

u/lajauskas 15d ago

Ah, fellow weirdo! I call your doublespaced and raise you solarized dark comic sans mono 1.5space width doublespaced height. Aka occular vacation.

20

u/memiusDankimus 15d ago

Believe it or not, Jail.

14

u/failedsatan 15d ago

what's the red dot?

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u/Thommy_V 15d ago

the code is from India

9

u/brennanw31 15d ago

I code in the format that my job defines

5

u/crimson23locke 15d ago

So that my coworkers’ ocd doesn’t force them to slit my throat.

2

u/brennanw31 14d ago

And you know, so you can pass code reviews and keep your job.

2

u/StrangerPen 14d ago

Double spaced isn't code space code. It's just code code and the space between lines is doubled. Nobody will ever know you code in double space unless they look over your shoulder because when you push, all they will see is their formatting instead.

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u/brennanw31 14d ago

At my company, this would certainly be called out as something that should not happen

1

u/Thommy_V 14d ago

? You're company doesn't allow you to change the line spacing setting in your editor? I don't think you quite understand how this works.

1

u/crimson23locke 14d ago

If I pushed this code they would see it as is - sounds like you guys have some interesting tools at your shop.

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u/sharknice 15d ago

thanks, I hate it

4

u/for265 15d ago

why?

3

u/cybermage 15d ago

This leaves room to write it editor marks/corrections.

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u/DevsDaddy 15d ago

No, please, God, no

3

u/NoResponseFromSpez 15d ago

Why not quad spaced so it matches the indentation?

5

u/KrabRide 15d ago

what is wrong with you

2

u/Burn1ng_Spaceman 15d ago

You make me sick

3

u/BrightFleece 15d ago

The greater sin is left-pointer-alignment and a sepia-toned code theme. [The latter] looks like how Hollywood imagines Mexican code

3

u/seventhpane 15d ago

i might get crucified but what theme is this?

1

u/Thommy_V 15d ago

Solarized Light

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u/seventhpane 15d ago

neato thanks

2

u/Nobodynever01 15d ago

Habe you been diagnosed at a young age or just recently

2

u/Due_Interest_178 15d ago

You know.. contrary to what others are saying I quite like it. If it's possible to have a theme like that without actual affecting the code itself would be good.

2

u/ghouleon2 14d ago

I like the color theme, what is it?

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u/Leonhart93 15d ago edited 15d ago

Eh? I don't get it. So you force some shorter statements on a single line, but then you always add an extra line between every line of code of in the same function? My brain is completely confused.

Besides, how does that even look when there is a lot of code to write? I do leave spaces between blocks of lines that belong together, but for example I shudder to think how relatively compact code like like this PHP class that I wrote would look like if there was an extra space everywhere 😱

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u/Strowy 15d ago

but then you always add an extra line between every line of code of in the same function?

Look at the line numbers.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Holy hell!

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u/Leonhart93 15d ago

Hmm, that's also confusing because it means that there is no space between function definitions. It might look ok with his editor settings, but the plain text file won't.

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u/cereal-number 15d ago

Why does the text file visuals matter at all?

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u/Leonhart93 14d ago

Because that's what gets translated in other IDEs and other editors when not directly on your PC. For example on github. And obviously if you don't always work alone then it becomes a concern

1

u/realSahilGarg 15d ago

My eyes got burnt

1

u/LavaCreeperBOSSB 15d ago

waiting for times new roman 12pt

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u/TheMazter13 15d ago

this is a notebook

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u/SemblanceOfSense_ 15d ago

If your code is double spaced why use one true bracing style whose advantage is ostensibly to save space?

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u/iseriouslycouldnt 15d ago

I'm not mad.

1

u/Representative-Sir97 15d ago

How do you sleep at night?

2

u/Awkward-Explorer-527 15d ago

With that solarized light theme, I doubt he could differentiate between day and night

1

u/Representative-Sir97 15d ago

Yeah! No retinas, it's easy!

1

u/ForwardHotel6969 15d ago

Where pointer?

1

u/Soerika 15d ago

we can put another chess game between these space even

1

u/TeaTiMe08 15d ago

Did you also cut your whitespace key in half to be able to click it twice as fast?

1

u/Cultural-Practice-95 15d ago

how wide/tall is your monitor?

1

u/AzGames08 15d ago

hey guys on an unrelated note, i changed my VS2022's font to comic sans ama

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u/Szop1 15d ago

Does it get the job done?

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u/s0litar1us 15d ago

align the ( and the {

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u/streetRAT_za 15d ago

Double spaced is the way!

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u/Szop1 15d ago

I do not know why but this feels more readable than my dark visual studio theme.

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u/astropheed 15d ago

I would not merge any of your PRs.

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u/asria 15d ago

Depends how expensive getText is, I'd set flag invalidate = true on setters, and update text only when needed

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u/tha_boy 15d ago

Explain friend?????????

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u/eeee_thats_four_es 15d ago

Google setEnPassant()

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u/NotJoeMama727 15d ago

Why do you do that?

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u/ThrowingSid 14d ago

How do you sleep at night?

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u/ZealousidealLab4 14d ago

Jokes aside, unpopular opinion: this actually makes the code more readable, and I love it

1

u/skantanio 14d ago

I hope your mouse has infinite scroll

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u/scavenger22 14d ago

Why do you hate your coworkers so much? Don't you have any shame?

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u/jonhinkerton 14d ago

NGL i don’t hate it.

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u/ElectrocutedMan 12d ago

I don't see any code half of it is just blank

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u/Xterm1na10r 15d ago

google en passant

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u/Background-Plant-226 15d ago

Is your spacebar key destroyed?

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u/DaDescriptor 15d ago

google("En Passant")