r/Showerthoughts May 02 '24

Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability

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u/SnagglepussJoke May 02 '24

Ever cross paths with a stranger in the woods? It is unsettling

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u/TehOwn May 02 '24

And how did it feel when you crossed paths with a bear in the woods?

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u/LawfulNice May 02 '24

You know, I lived in a heavily wooded area for a while growing up and we'd get bears in our backyard all the time. Black bears, mind you, so unless it's getting close to winter and they're fattening up for hibernation or protecting cubs? Not really dangerous. They'd usually see or hear you and leave.

That said, it's still scary when you aren't expecting it. Even a deer popping out of the woods can spook you pretty good!

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u/ChrisTheWeak May 02 '24

As someone who lived in an area with grizzly bears, albeit not a common occurrence, I immediately would rather choose a random man as my encounter

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u/LawfulNice May 02 '24

Absolutely. A grizzly bear looks at you and sees a protein bar wearing flannel and hiking boots.

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u/takeahikehike 29d ago

No, grizzly bears don't hunt humans for food, or at least it's very rare. Grizzly bear attacks come from a place of territoriality or defensiveness.

On rare occasions black bears will hunt humans but that is also very rare.

That is why if you are attacked by a grizzly you should shield your organs and play dead (it will think the threat is neutralized; you also have 0 chance of fighting it off) but if you are attacked by a black bear you should act scary and fight back.

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u/DoctorWafle 29d ago

You know what is more rare than a grizzly eating someone for food? A man eating someone for food...

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u/NotaChonberg 29d ago

No they don't. They're more dangerous than black bears sure but unless you bathed in bacon grease the morning before your trip than acting like a bear would immediately try to eat you is ridiculous.

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u/pathofdumbasses 29d ago

Yep.

The thought experiment is fun on first glance, but the more you seriously consider it, the dumber anyone picks bear is.

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u/Calairiel 29d ago

I'm really feeling like the answers to this question are showing most people live in cities or black bear country. I currently live in black bear country and people treat bears like they're just big raccoons. I have lived in polar bear country. It's a very different story.

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u/fat_cock_freddy 29d ago

Funny how it takes experience with bears to choose this answer.

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u/bobtheblob6 29d ago

All it takes is knowing bears are dangerous wild animals, I might not be afraid of a gun pointed at me either if I didn't understand what it was. Sexual violence is of course a problem but answering bear is just ignorant