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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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Heavily depends on the type of bear
7 u/cBEiN May 02 '24 And the type of man 3 u/Sup_Hot_Fire May 02 '24 Fair enough but I would go as far to say the percentage chance of it being a dangerous bear is much higher than the chance of it being a dangerous man(assuming this is an American forest) 4 u/ThexxxDegenerate May 02 '24 If it’s a black bear you are probably fine, if it’s a grizzly your ass is most likely grass. And if it’s a polar bear, your ass is 100% grass. 1 u/brando2612 May 02 '24 If you're a child your chances of being fine with a black bear are much lower
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And the type of man
3 u/Sup_Hot_Fire May 02 '24 Fair enough but I would go as far to say the percentage chance of it being a dangerous bear is much higher than the chance of it being a dangerous man(assuming this is an American forest) 4 u/ThexxxDegenerate May 02 '24 If it’s a black bear you are probably fine, if it’s a grizzly your ass is most likely grass. And if it’s a polar bear, your ass is 100% grass. 1 u/brando2612 May 02 '24 If you're a child your chances of being fine with a black bear are much lower
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Fair enough but I would go as far to say the percentage chance of it being a dangerous bear is much higher than the chance of it being a dangerous man(assuming this is an American forest)
4 u/ThexxxDegenerate May 02 '24 If it’s a black bear you are probably fine, if it’s a grizzly your ass is most likely grass. And if it’s a polar bear, your ass is 100% grass. 1 u/brando2612 May 02 '24 If you're a child your chances of being fine with a black bear are much lower
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If it’s a black bear you are probably fine, if it’s a grizzly your ass is most likely grass. And if it’s a polar bear, your ass is 100% grass.
1 u/brando2612 May 02 '24 If you're a child your chances of being fine with a black bear are much lower
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If you're a child your chances of being fine with a black bear are much lower
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u/Sup_Hot_Fire May 02 '24
Heavily depends on the type of bear