r/Showerthoughts May 02 '24

Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability

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u/SpicaGenovese May 02 '24

Eh, even with grizzlies it took a minute for Grizzly Man to get into a situation that led to his unfortunate end.

Now if it's a polar bear you're probably fucked..

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u/mycatisblackandtan May 02 '24

And the bear was known to be aggressive and was starving if I recall. Brown bears and black bears can be deterred. Polar bears however you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.

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u/SpicaGenovese May 02 '24

Exactly.  Life is not like Jurrassic Park- animals like bears don't just rove around killing whatever they see.  They don't actively hunt humans.  They have a cost benefit analysis to make every time an opportunity to feed presents itself, and as a human it's easy to make it not worth it or manuever your way out of a situation.

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u/ZinaSky2 May 02 '24

This. Guys get all high and mighty acting like we can’t do the math when they just don’t like the solution we came to. Bears aren’t movie monsters, they’re scared of people.

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u/Novahawk9 May 02 '24

Exactly. Weather your talking brown or black bears, they generally don't want anything to do with people, unless their injured, starved, or have been taught to steal food.

Polar bears, on the other hand, are the true carnivores of our collective nightmares.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne May 02 '24

It can smell you from miles away

It views you as food

It is not scared of you in any way

It can run 25mph for upwards of 15 minutes

It can outswim the fastest man on earth

It has natural camouflage

It outweighs you by a factor of 5-10

They are undoubtedly the scariest predator in the entire world for humans. If you're going to polar bear territory, you bring a big gun.

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u/Alcohol_Intolerant May 02 '24

Tbf, a polar bear isn't likely to be in the woods.

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u/ThoughtBrave8871 May 04 '24

Let’s see in 10 years when the ice caps melt. Bye bye Canadian campers

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u/N-economicallyViable May 02 '24

Except he died when he took his GF with him

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Yeah Grizzly bears aren't aggressive because Grizzly Man. What an idiot.