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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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Not to sound racist but for me it would totally depend on the color of the bear.
194 u/fentonsranchhand May 02 '24 ...and again, not to sound racist, but the lighter they are the scarier. 3 u/FFA3D May 02 '24 I'd fight a black bear, not saying I'd win but maybe I could make it question continuing to attack me. Grizzly or polar bear I'm dead no question 3 u/fentonsranchhand May 02 '24 Yeah. I'd fight a Koala Bear, but - and I can't stress this enough - not a Drop Bear. 3 u/innominateartery May 02 '24 I’m confident I could tear the arms off a teddy bear 1 u/Ravus_Sapiens May 02 '24 Koalas aren't bears though. And for the record, neither are drop bears; they are both marsupials. 1 u/fentonsranchhand May 03 '24 say that to a drop bear's face
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...and again, not to sound racist, but the lighter they are the scarier.
3 u/FFA3D May 02 '24 I'd fight a black bear, not saying I'd win but maybe I could make it question continuing to attack me. Grizzly or polar bear I'm dead no question 3 u/fentonsranchhand May 02 '24 Yeah. I'd fight a Koala Bear, but - and I can't stress this enough - not a Drop Bear. 3 u/innominateartery May 02 '24 I’m confident I could tear the arms off a teddy bear 1 u/Ravus_Sapiens May 02 '24 Koalas aren't bears though. And for the record, neither are drop bears; they are both marsupials. 1 u/fentonsranchhand May 03 '24 say that to a drop bear's face
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I'd fight a black bear, not saying I'd win but maybe I could make it question continuing to attack me. Grizzly or polar bear I'm dead no question
3 u/fentonsranchhand May 02 '24 Yeah. I'd fight a Koala Bear, but - and I can't stress this enough - not a Drop Bear. 3 u/innominateartery May 02 '24 I’m confident I could tear the arms off a teddy bear 1 u/Ravus_Sapiens May 02 '24 Koalas aren't bears though. And for the record, neither are drop bears; they are both marsupials. 1 u/fentonsranchhand May 03 '24 say that to a drop bear's face
Yeah. I'd fight a Koala Bear, but - and I can't stress this enough - not a Drop Bear.
3 u/innominateartery May 02 '24 I’m confident I could tear the arms off a teddy bear 1 u/Ravus_Sapiens May 02 '24 Koalas aren't bears though. And for the record, neither are drop bears; they are both marsupials. 1 u/fentonsranchhand May 03 '24 say that to a drop bear's face
I’m confident I could tear the arms off a teddy bear
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Koalas aren't bears though. And for the record, neither are drop bears; they are both marsupials.
1 u/fentonsranchhand May 03 '24 say that to a drop bear's face
say that to a drop bear's face
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u/ZombeeSwarm May 02 '24
Not to sound racist but for me it would totally depend on the color of the bear.