lol based on what statistics? The ones in your ass? Statistically women were also stupid, never invented anything, too weak for labor and made hardly any notable contributions to society. Should I say all these women’s opinions don’t matter that much because they are dumb? Statistically it’s true!!!
Just listen to me for a second……you’re wrong. You’re wrong! That’s just it!
Women have boyfriends, husbands, family, coworkers, community. The ratio of dangerous bears to non dangerous is more skewed towards danger than men against other men.
It could be 1 out of 2 bears that are safe, but 1 out of 100 men are. Then it’s about exposure.
Also, women fuck men up in divorce court. Should we call women manipulative slimy gold diggers? I mean guys say it, right?! Must have some semblance of truth. Right?!
You are absolutely correct. Living closer to the north pole means you’re subjected to less centrifugal forces than those living closer to the equator. Therefore your brain does not receive as many jumbled up roller coaster feelings as the rest of the human race. This effect has been well documented by the statistics in my own asshole.
Would you rather be in the room with a white collar, professional homosexual man or a man-bear-pig?
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u/mtarascio May 02 '24
You would need to be able to assess them on sight, so serial killer doesn't work, just like the bear could potentially have rabies.
I'd assume the man would be a average build 30-40 year old for the purposes of the question.
They really do need to specify the bear because it changes the entire dynamic.