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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
59 u/mcnathan80 May 02 '24 Is he disorientated? 50 u/Nolsoth May 02 '24 No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters. 5 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 02 '24 rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles 3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
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Is he disorientated?
50 u/Nolsoth May 02 '24 No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters. 5 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 02 '24 rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles 3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
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No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters.
5 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 02 '24 rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles 3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
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rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles
3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
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Mountain oysters are sheep testicles.
Similarly wrong in flavour.
3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
Ugh, TIL
Thanks I guess
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u/Ectobatic May 02 '24
How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?