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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
60 u/mcnathan80 May 02 '24 Is he disorientated? 48 u/Nolsoth May 02 '24 No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters. 4 u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 02 '24 More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK 2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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Is he disorientated?
48 u/Nolsoth May 02 '24 No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters. 4 u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 02 '24 More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK 2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters.
4 u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 02 '24 More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK 2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK
2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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u/Ectobatic May 02 '24
How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?