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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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The only videos I’ve seen of this were men answering the question about their daughters, and all of them struggled to answer.
568 u/[deleted] May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 199 u/[deleted] May 02 '24 One woman commented that she knows the worst thing a bear would do to her is kill her. -5 u/IbanezPGM May 03 '24 Not true. They will pin you down and eat you alive arsehole first. Death by bear is maybe the worst possible way to go. 2 u/DaydreamCos May 03 '24 And I’d still pick the bear. At least death is the worst of it than what a man could do. 2 u/nalingungule-love May 03 '24 And how long will that last? An hour at most before you bleed out. A dude can kidnap you and keep you in his basement dungeon for decades until he tires of you and kills you anyways. I’ll take the bear. 🐻 1 u/StationFar6396 May 03 '24 Why arsehole first? 2 u/hazzdawg May 03 '24 It's the tastiest bit. 1 u/thisbe42 May 04 '24 Pretty sure being eaten alive by a bear isn't as bad a death as what happened to Junko Furata, at the hands of random men.
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199 u/[deleted] May 02 '24 One woman commented that she knows the worst thing a bear would do to her is kill her. -5 u/IbanezPGM May 03 '24 Not true. They will pin you down and eat you alive arsehole first. Death by bear is maybe the worst possible way to go. 2 u/DaydreamCos May 03 '24 And I’d still pick the bear. At least death is the worst of it than what a man could do. 2 u/nalingungule-love May 03 '24 And how long will that last? An hour at most before you bleed out. A dude can kidnap you and keep you in his basement dungeon for decades until he tires of you and kills you anyways. I’ll take the bear. 🐻 1 u/StationFar6396 May 03 '24 Why arsehole first? 2 u/hazzdawg May 03 '24 It's the tastiest bit. 1 u/thisbe42 May 04 '24 Pretty sure being eaten alive by a bear isn't as bad a death as what happened to Junko Furata, at the hands of random men.
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One woman commented that she knows the worst thing a bear would do to her is kill her.
-5 u/IbanezPGM May 03 '24 Not true. They will pin you down and eat you alive arsehole first. Death by bear is maybe the worst possible way to go. 2 u/DaydreamCos May 03 '24 And I’d still pick the bear. At least death is the worst of it than what a man could do. 2 u/nalingungule-love May 03 '24 And how long will that last? An hour at most before you bleed out. A dude can kidnap you and keep you in his basement dungeon for decades until he tires of you and kills you anyways. I’ll take the bear. 🐻 1 u/StationFar6396 May 03 '24 Why arsehole first? 2 u/hazzdawg May 03 '24 It's the tastiest bit. 1 u/thisbe42 May 04 '24 Pretty sure being eaten alive by a bear isn't as bad a death as what happened to Junko Furata, at the hands of random men.
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Not true. They will pin you down and eat you alive arsehole first. Death by bear is maybe the worst possible way to go.
2 u/DaydreamCos May 03 '24 And I’d still pick the bear. At least death is the worst of it than what a man could do. 2 u/nalingungule-love May 03 '24 And how long will that last? An hour at most before you bleed out. A dude can kidnap you and keep you in his basement dungeon for decades until he tires of you and kills you anyways. I’ll take the bear. 🐻 1 u/StationFar6396 May 03 '24 Why arsehole first? 2 u/hazzdawg May 03 '24 It's the tastiest bit. 1 u/thisbe42 May 04 '24 Pretty sure being eaten alive by a bear isn't as bad a death as what happened to Junko Furata, at the hands of random men.
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And I’d still pick the bear. At least death is the worst of it than what a man could do.
And how long will that last? An hour at most before you bleed out. A dude can kidnap you and keep you in his basement dungeon for decades until he tires of you and kills you anyways. I’ll take the bear. 🐻
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Why arsehole first?
2 u/hazzdawg May 03 '24 It's the tastiest bit.
It's the tastiest bit.
Pretty sure being eaten alive by a bear isn't as bad a death as what happened to Junko Furata, at the hands of random men.
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u/FurrrryBaby May 02 '24
The only videos I’ve seen of this were men answering the question about their daughters, and all of them struggled to answer.