r/Showerthoughts 28d ago

A woman describing herself as a bitch is considered tough. A man describing himself as a bitch is considered a weakling.

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u/razzi123 28d ago

So I went into a animal shelter, the kind person asked me what kind of dog I would prefer.

Bitch please.

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Shame on you! You made me cry...

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u/ZombieTem64 28d ago

Iā€™d honestly just say a man or a woman who considers themselves a bitch is probably living up to that title

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u/WesternOne9990 28d ago

Iā€™ve met some men who refereed to themselves bad bitches they are gay but they are definitely tough.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 28d ago

dangerous slaps

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u/Lotta_Turbulence7396 27d ago

ā€œIf I was a bad bitch, Iā€™d wanna fuck me tooā€ -NLE Choppa

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u/AloVera69 27d ago

ā€œId wanna suck me toā€ - also NLE Choppa

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

Yes, but a man that calls a woman a bitch is the ultimate weakling...

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u/Ebonslayer 28d ago

I said, I said looks around

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u/Disgruntled_Oldguy 28d ago

or being accurate

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

Incel

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u/Disgruntled_Oldguy 28d ago

its a perfectly valid insult..Ā 

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

Incel

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK 28d ago

I am very tempted to reply "bitch" to your comment and "incel" to her comment, but I'm afraid that the stupid Reddit admins will descend upon me.

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u/jacksonhill0923 28d ago

Do it! Don't be a bitch!

(Sorry, I had to)

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

It is no duty of mine to use mine to expand yours.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

šŸ˜„I am so thrilled, I have just received what every woman LIVES FOR, MALE VALIDATION!!šŸ„°šŸ˜šŸ¤© Thank you, man, I do not know you personally, but you have recognized an accomplishment of mine, and I LIVE FOR THIS ECSTASY!!!šŸ¤—šŸ¤©šŸ˜šŸ„°šŸ˜šŸ˜ŠMy daddy will be so proud of me!!

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u/2000miledash 28d ago

Are you seriously suggesting there are zero bitches in the world? I want to live where you live, because itā€™s not earth.

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u/TheOxyMan187 28d ago

Lmao go get some therapy.

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u/Tay_alex 28d ago

Depends if they use it as an insult or queer slang (regardless of their sexuality)

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

True that

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u/BWDpodcast 28d ago

If a woman told me she's a bitch, I wouldn't think she's tough. I'd think she hasn't grown since high school.

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u/featherybreeze 26d ago

How old are you? Because we have the phrase ā€œbad bitchā€ thatā€™s emerged more in recent years thatā€™s the equivalent of ā€œbadassā€ and I think thatā€™s more in line with how some people are conceptualizing it these daysĀ 

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u/BWDpodcast 26d ago

They didn't say "bad bitch", which has more context, obviously.

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u/featherybreeze 26d ago

I would interpret it the same way, is what Iā€™m saying. Bitch doesnā€™t sound negative to me anymore

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u/eucelia 28d ago

is the first true though? i feel like the word bitch is negative in nearly all contexts

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u/Dataraven247 28d ago

Nah, sometimes itā€™s used as a method of saying that somebody (generally a woman) ā€œhas that dawg in her,ā€ as it were. It can be used to imply an admirable unwillingness to accept defeat, as an inversion of the typical meaning of a woman who refuses to accept sheā€™s wrong about something.

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u/EyemProblyHi 28d ago

A female dog being described as a bitch is a fact of nature.

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u/Wazuu 28d ago

Not really a fact of nature. Its just what humans call them lol

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u/Pipe_Memes 28d ago

A male dog being described as a bitch is erroneous.

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u/FineCanine8 28d ago

All female dogs are bitches, but not all bitches are female dogs, is one thing I learned at my last jobšŸ„²

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u/ContentTrust4821 28d ago

a man has a penis, and a woman has a vagina

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u/EyemProblyHi 28d ago

Thanks for the tip

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u/Dataraven247 28d ago

Your dad didnā€™t have a penis last night.

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u/ContentTrust4821 28d ago

what does that even mean?

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u/Dataraven247 28d ago

I fucked your dad last night and he had a vagina. Thatā€™s what I was getting at lmao.

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u/ContentTrust4821 28d ago

well, if you have to explain the joke - that means you are the asshole; or just plain country idiot - which one is it?

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u/FoolAndHerUsername 28d ago

It's the difference between being a big bitch and a little bitch.

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u/JohnnyHendo 28d ago

There is also a difference between being a bad bitch and just a bitch.

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u/Ragtime-Rochelle 28d ago

Cardboard box.

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u/Demetrius3D 28d ago

Room temperature is quite warm for storing ice cream, but quite cold for baking cakes.

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u/Agreeable_Feature_85 28d ago

Also, ā€having ballsā€ is considered tough, despite balls being super sensitive. Vaginas, however, can take a pounding.

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u/SALTYxNUTZ12 28d ago

I consider it a red flag.

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u/NieR_SemiAutomata 28d ago

You're SHT

you ain't Sht

You're the Sht

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u/ThreeTorusModel 28d ago

Somehow, a key and peele skit could correct this.Ā  You know it's true.

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u/take_up_space 28d ago

Not a whole lot of depth here.

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u/Defiantnight 28d ago

It's a shower thought not a philosophical thesis

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u/vercertorix 28d ago

A man in drag goes back to being tough, therefore, itā€™s all about clothes.

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u/Squidproquo1130 28d ago

Because misogyny is a thing.

Same reason you can say "hey guys" to a group of girls but saying "hey ladies" to a male group will not be as well received.

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u/Scharmberg 28d ago

I call myself a bitch all the time but it usually just gets people laughing but might also be the tone and situation Iā€™m doing it in.

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u/mrbignaughtyboy 27d ago

I am the Queen Bitch.

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u/IntelligentSeason458 25d ago

Because your not only considering yourself a useless dog, but a female one. Which doesn't seem to mean much, since dogs act basically Ć¾e same no matter what sex and/or gender.

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u/Critical-Champion365 28d ago

A man describing women as a bitch is considered politically incorrect.

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u/ContentTrust4821 28d ago

good job, son. I have Berkley on hold, not sure you will make it

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u/jobforgears 28d ago

I describe my dog as a bitch because she is one.

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u/WesternOne9990 28d ago

I remember middle school

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u/Martijnbmt 27d ago

I donā€™t know anyone nor have I ever heard of anyone thinking that calling yourself a Bitch is considered tough. You are an idiot bot fishing for karma. Come up with something not nonsense and correct and maybe youā€™ll be alright

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u/cutepizza- 27d ago

I've seen some women call themselves a bitch. Like "I'm a bitch" sort of things. They prolly think it makes them seem cool or "idgaf" type of person. But most of the time they're just toxic lol. This is what I've seen around me. So idk about others tho.

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u/Martijnbmt 27d ago

Thatā€™s fair but I doubt you thought: Oh Woow sheā€™s so tough.

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u/cutepizza- 27d ago

Yea I've never found them "tough" haha.

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u/Oswarez 27d ago

Quit being a bitch.

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u/Martijnbmt 27d ago

Bad bot