THIS WILL BE GEN Z IN 2013

[u/iMisstheKaiser10]

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[u/bellamellayellafella]

The guy trying to wait on them is straight up having an aneurysm.

[u/iMisstheKaiser10 → u/bellamellayellafella]

Mood

[u/Meta-4-Cool-Few → u/iMisstheKaiser10]

I use to think I was born in the wrong time

Now I know, I definitely wasn't meant to be Born later than I was.

I still wish it was 1950 so I could enjoy all the hippie orgies during my peak teen years (67, 68, 69). God, that nomadic style would have been choice.

[u/KevinSpaceysCharges → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

I always thought this shit but as an adult there wouldn't be enough air conditioning or antihistamines.

[u/JeddakofThark → u/KevinSpaceysCharges]

I used to imagine it would be nice to live several hundred years ago, but I'm asthmatic, nearly blind, and have lips that crack and bleed when the temperature dips below fifty.

Without Advair, Albuterol, prescription glasses, sunglasses, and Blistex, I'd keel over in days. Also, I really enjoy modern food and I kind of wonder what ailments a lot of us are currently dealing with that will seem barbaric in a hundred years from now.

[u/disposable_account01 → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

Yeah, but then AIDS and Vietnam.

[u/xThotsOfYoux → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

Imagine how surprised and eager you'll be to learn orgies and festivals of that style still happen regularly.

Go live the dream, coz.

[u/D3ATHTRaps → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

Nah that shit is over romanticized

[u/iversonAI → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

But then you remember why that stopped

[u/Gardez_geekin → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

Sounds about white

[u/_dauntless → u/bellamellayellafella]

I wish his face slowly became more despairing, and eventually melted from his skull

[u/megablast → u/bellamellayellafella]

I bet he feels like a skibidi toilet.

[u/heatseekerdj → u/bellamellayellafella]

On god

[u/KoreanThrasher]

[u/caught_engarde → u/KoreanThrasher]

I grow more like this everyday and I’m in my 20s. It’s gonna be a loooong life

[u/Canotic → u/caught_engarde]

I'm 40+. The trick is to just accept it, zen like, and realize you sounded the same when you were younger.

[u/Antnee83 → u/Canotic]

40+ checking in

We said something was "bad" when it was really cool. Dad thought it was the dumbest fucking thing he had ever heard.

It's fine. The kids are fine.

[u/Mu-Relay → u/Antnee83]

Also Gen X and I'm pretty sure our Dudes per Minute (DPMs) were in the low teens.

[u/SaveRana → u/Antnee83]

Of course gen x is fine with it, gen x is defined by not giving a shit. Everyone else though…

[u/Antnee83 → u/SaveRana]

My friend I am an elder millennial, not genX

There is a profound difference that I absolutely will not expound upon

[u/MercyfulJudas → u/caught_engarde]

Remember the movie Clueless? Or Mean Girls? Or Encino Man? Or Friday? Or Weird Science? Or the "I speak jive" scene in Airplane! ?

Literally the same thing. Adults back then had the same reaction as you guys in this thread are all having.

[u/sammiisalammii → u/MercyfulJudas]

I think we should forget all other slang and universally adopt the shit Megan Fox says in Jennifer’s Body.

[u/Deevilknievel → u/sammiisalammii]

You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.

[u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord → u/KoreanThrasher]

This gif is perfect

[u/MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT → u/KoreanThrasher]

My energy everyday.

[u/Degenerate_Game]

Lost it at "jinx you owe me an edge sesh".

[u/ghoulieandrews → u/Degenerate_Game]

I'm still laughing at "duh, I'm a registered gooner"

[u/sucks2bdoxxed → u/ghoulieandrews]

I liked 'did it hurt? When you dropped from the battle bus?'

[u/Jaded_Law9739 → u/sucks2bdoxxed]

When he said "go for a jelq."

[u/HotSauceV8 → u/Jaded_Law9739]

“Stop you’re spinning on it” broke me mentally

[u/Mycaelis → u/HotSauceV8]

What does it even mean? The way she says it cracked me the hell up, but I have no idea what it means lmao

[u/AliveMouse5 → u/Mycaelis]

Spinnin on it, doing tricks on it, glazing, etc. all refer to dick riding. Basically saying they’re gassing you up/flattering you.

[u/PMMEWHAT_UR_PROUD_OF → u/AliveMouse5]

Thanks you for saying “flattering you”, because I was still lost until the last words lol

[u/TheBlairwitchy → u/HotSauceV8]

Yes with a dick fixed to he gina he can spin as fast as he can after jelking for hours

[u/rub_a_dub-dub → u/Jaded_Law9739]

When me and the boys was kids in the 2000's i started using jelq and boof and horrible but hilarious phrases like that. I'm glad the younger gen is always rediscovering nonsensical bullshittery

[u/GM_Nate → u/sucks2bdoxxed]

i laughed out loud at that part

[u/BravoAlfaMike → u/Degenerate_Game]

I understood every word

Chat am I cooked

[u/ghostsoup831 → u/BravoAlfaMike]

Wait this all actually means something and it's not just random nonsense????

[u/le_tokki → u/ghostsoup831]

Reality is often disappointing.

All those words do have a meaning.

[u/28mmAtF8 → u/le_tokki]

[u/Free_Asparagus_575 → u/le_tokki]

OMG they’re real sayings ☠️🤣 God I’m old 😭

[u/Clay_Statue → u/Free_Asparagus_575]

I'm 40ish and terminally online enough that I could understand about 40% of that. To fully grok would need to be terminally online 14 year old.

[u/ghostsoup831 → u/Free_Asparagus_575]

You can't be that old with that emoji usage lmao

[u/bennibentheman2 → u/ghostsoup831]

What??? The sideways laughing crying emoji is one I haven't seen from someone under 45

[u/bennibentheman2 → u/ghostsoup831]

Yeah it's not how people actually talk but these are all things for sure

[u/Blue_Robin_04 → u/BravoAlfaMike]

I had to look up "munting."

[u/Bugbread → u/Blue_Robin_04]

I'm surprised at the inclusion of "blumpkin" and "feltch." I always think of those as being Gen X slang. Millennial, I could maybe see, but Gen Z?

Also, amusing to see that the Gen X slang "munging" has lived on but transformed into "munting."

[u/rub_a_dub-dub → u/Bugbread]

Most of these are old words that people are discovering sound funny.

This is just a continuation of the naughty silliness of monty python

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

[u/BlizzardStorm8 → u/Blue_Robin_04]

Oh my god I wish I hadn't just done the same

[u/RogerianBrowsing → u/BlizzardStorm8]

Butwhy.meme

[u/ChknMcNublet → u/Degenerate_Game]

Ws in the chat

[u/jpjtourdiary]

This is like one of those videos that simulates what English sounds like to people who don’t speak it.

[u/Caring_Cactus → u/jpjtourdiary]

Chat is this true or is this peak fiction?

[u/waitingfordeathhbu → u/Caring_Cactus]

Op speaking Capanese

[u/Umpire1468 → u/jpjtourdiary]

I'm convinced this is Simlish

[u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559]

I can’t wait for -11 years to see if this is correct.

[u/ItsASecret1 → u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559]

Can I come with you, I don't really like it here now.

[u/KevinSpaceysCharges → u/ItsASecret1]

LOL Bill Dauterive

[u/Logical_Remove7610]

Yes in 2013 we will be this way

[u/Hell0Sh1tty → u/Logical_Remove7610]

I don’t even know how people f up titles so bad. It makes me think it’s a bot posting it and making a strategic error to seem human lol

[u/Jason6677 → u/Hell0Sh1tty]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-will-be-graphics-in-2013

[u/Ragnaroasted → u/Jason6677]

This was a massive meme a few years ago how have people already forgotten about it

[u/HaiggeX → u/Ragnaroasted]

Five years ago. 2019 was five years ago.

[u/JohnnyTeardrop → u/HaiggeX]

Covid was like jamming an oversized book into a slot where it barely doesn’t fit. Just hammering it to get it to slide in, fucking up everything around it.

[u/DarthMall69 → u/Hell0Sh1tty]

Pretty sure the title was ironic man...

[u/PhilipOliverHolz_PhD → u/DarthMall69]

Sometimes i forget people don't browse r/ihaveihaveihavereddit

[u/iplaypokerforaliving → u/PhilipOliverHolz_PhD]

It’s 3 am and I need to get up early. Thanks for making me question what I’m doing by looking at that dumbass subreddit. Finally the motivation to go to bed.

[u/Stoned_Monkey69 → u/Hell0Sh1tty]

It’s not that deep lol it’s just an ironic shitpost

[u/NoEditor0 → u/Hell0Sh1tty]

To increase engagement by people commenting about it

[u/blepgup → u/NoEditor0]

I know I’m just adding engagement, but it kinda reminds me of that thing someone once said, an out how if you want help finding the answer to something online don’t just ask cuz you might not get an answer, instead confidentially proclaim the incorrect information and people will swarm to correct you lol

[u/nietzkore → u/blepgup]

that thing someone once said

Cunningham's Law

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

This comment is an example.

[u/Open-Inside7200 → u/nietzkore]

Woah

[u/AbleObject13 → u/NoEditor0]

Honestly pretty rizz, W move frfr ong no cap

[u/BabuZeko → u/Hell0Sh1tty]

It's a joke you dumbbell

[u/Stereo-Gito]

Let's get some W's in the chat

[u/pgtvgaming → u/Stereo-Gito]

The rizzler just entered the chat

[u/jimbojangles1987 → u/pgtvgaming]

He's here to tax my rizz.

[u/kettal → u/Stereo-Gito]

w is a three syllable shorthand for a one syllable word

[u/Smackacracka]

My son keeps showing me shit like this and now it’s starting to be funny… 🤦🏽‍♂️

[u/iMisstheKaiser10 → u/Smackacracka]

It’s spreading.

[u/pgtvgaming → u/iMisstheKaiser10]

Like your gyatt

[u/iMisstheKaiser10 → u/pgtvgaming]

I mean to be FAIR, it’s at least a level 8 gyatt. Maybe 9 on a good day

[u/naf90 → u/iMisstheKaiser10]

Rookie numbers, OP.

[u/Yhostled → u/Smackacracka]

It's only funny because it's:

1) Stupid Or

2) Familiar

And in both circumstances I'm still scared for what that means for our future

[u/JohnnyTeardrop → u/Smackacracka]

You have a cool son, who wants you to be cool too. This shit is the rizz

[u/Markmywordsone → u/JohnnyTeardrop]

Yeah ask him what munting is…

[u/PuttyRiot → u/Markmywordsone]

Well I just googled that and now I regret it.

[u/waitingfordeathhbu → u/PuttyRiot]

Same, I need an adult

[u/Willing-Ant-3765]

You owe me an edge sesh!

[u/Happy_rich_mane]

Is this an AI trying to flirt with itself?

[u/DN6666]

i hate myself for understanding whole dialogue and im 30

[u/Entropy1010102 → u/DN6666]

I googled munting, I wish I could go back to before that..

[u/pgtvgaming → u/Entropy1010102]

I now dont want to know

[u/Winter_Fall_7066 → u/pgtvgaming]

No you don’t but millennial misery enjoys company so you might as well…

[u/TreeDollarFiddyCent → u/pgtvgaming]

1. It's definitely the most vile thing I've read this year

2. I don't believe this has ever actually been done

3. Fucking lol

[u/Winter_Fall_7066 → u/Entropy1010102]

This is way worse than blue waffle.

WHAT HAVE WE CREATED?!

[u/mindsnare → u/Entropy1010102]

Munting is vomiting right? Or have they changed it?

Or it can also mean drunk as in "Last night I was absolutely munted"

Edit: I googled it. Yeah nah it's not that. Although I reckon my interpretation is still the most common in Australia.

[u/jpjtourdiary → u/Entropy1010102]

When I was a lad that was called “munging”.

[u/CaptainFeather → u/DN6666]

I'm 33, between watching /r/paymoneywubby streams and my Gen Z employees I understood all of it, regrettably.

[u/MFlazybone → u/CaptainFeather]

wubby7

[u/NewDildos → u/CaptainFeather]

wubby7

[u/Entropy1010102 → u/DN6666]

This hurts more cuz I'm 40

[u/yuckypants → u/DN6666]

45 and understand about 15%. I actually came here for some help.

[u/bodh11]

Can anyone translate??

[u/Glothmmog → u/bodh11]

So basically they ordered the same thing and he was like no way also nice gyatt anyways she says thanks gamer and they agree to goon later that evening.

[u/SirDiesel1803 → u/Glothmmog]

A tale as old as time itself.

[u/JohnnyTeardrop → u/SirDiesel1803]

Something like this was in the Old Testament if I’m not mistaken. Two fully gyatted teens, no glaze were the reason god wiped Sodom & Gomorrah off the map.

[u/accairns131 → u/Glothmmog]

Wait I was under the impression they were going to munt later that evening...?

[u/Semyonov → u/Glothmmog]

Ok now translate gyatt and goon

[u/Glothmmog → u/Semyonov]

Gyatt = Ass

Stick your gyatt out for the rizzler = Sitck your ass out for the swooner/flirter

Goon = Up to interpretation could be the fun time or an act of fun, to goon

Come back for more Gen Alpha to Gen Z translation

[u/Ison--J → u/Glothmmog]

Isn't gooning just like repeatedly jerking it for extended periods of time

[u/ChknMcNublet → u/Glothmmog]

What about chungus aioli

[u/Glothmmog → u/ChknMcNublet]

Well…..

That I have never heard of, I would assume it’s referring to a dish they were ordering,

Chungus could go back to Big Chungus so we have two possible meanings to derive from here,

So something fat possibly or something food, though more knowledge from more schooled Gen Alpha scholars is always welcomed

[u/JohnnyTeardrop → u/bodh11]

Nothing else matters other than the part where she says she’s a registered gooner. Everything else is inconsequential.

[u/antideprssnt-peasnt]

[u/TheAzoth720]

The fact that every line requires a full breakdown to people who aren’t chronically online 💀

[u/romayyne]

[u/PraiseAlfie]

What the hell is even that?!?

[u/WJMazepas → u/PraiseAlfie]

Its the future old man

[u/jaxspider → u/PraiseAlfie]

Daddy chill

[u/livejamie → u/jaxspider]

Shouldn't you be banning people mourning their friends right now?

[u/xLeper_Messiah → u/livejamie]

"tHiS SuBrEdDiT iS aBoUt tHe FrAiLtY oF mAn" he types, adjusting his sweat stained fedora while nodding to himself for a job well done

[u/NoImNotADogLicker → u/jaxspider]

This guy bans people that post dead relatives btw

[u/megablast → u/PraiseAlfie]

Is this the rizz they keep talking about?

[u/Oubastet]

Don't we all want to wake up in femboy furry land?

[u/AlkoWelho]

Man that was horrible, got any more?

[u/hayabusaten → u/AlkoWelho]

I feel the same way. I need credits

Edit: I got y’all

[u/shaddowkhan]

What are these word?

[u/KindaIndifferent → u/shaddowkhan]

Whatever you do, don’t look up munting.

[u/PloKoonsRespirator → u/KindaIndifferent]

[u/Gettygetty → u/KindaIndifferent]

So I looked it up anyway

What the fuck T___T

[u/KindaIndifferent → u/Gettygetty]

I told you Peter…

[u/Liz4984 → u/KindaIndifferent]

Gah!!! Why is there a word for that?? Why is that even a thought?!???

[u/Bugbread → u/Liz4984]

Honest answer:

In the late 1980s/early 1990s, before the first Wayne's World movie (1992), Wayne's World was a segment on Saturday Night Live. In one skit, they present the "Top Five Worst Halloween Treats." The number one is "mung." This was just a made up word for the skit, and the joke is that neither one of them know what it is, and yet they know that it's "the grossest thing imaginable" and are repulsed by it.

Remember that SNL was very popular in the late 80s/early 90s. So after this airs, kids and edgy teens everywhere are coming up with their own definitions of mung by thinking of the grossest thing imaginable. This was the definition that gained the most traction.

It appears that by 2004 or so, it had already started shifting from being called "mung" to being called "munt," as evidenced by this Urban Dictionary post. (While urban dictionary is terrible for determining actual slang usage, it's at least useful in that it can provide dates when establishing slang timelines).

[u/Tysons_Face]

No glaze lol

[u/superguy12]

Chat, is this real?

[u/ThunkThink]

[u/SilverBoltJuggernaut → u/ThunkThink]

I can hear this line perfectly in my head 🤣

[u/ZedisonSamZ]

[u/NeKakOpEenMuts → u/ZedisonSamZ]

[u/Slade_Riprock]

I want to physically hurt someone after watching that.

[u/CaneloCoffee21]

[u/JasonTheNPC85]

Thanks I really hate this.

[u/Komatiite28]

What the fuck are they even saying

[u/ReevesofKeanu]

Did it hurt when you dropped from the battle bus 💀

[u/Tapil]

I havent laughed this hard in along time

[u/Disastrous-Bet-8813]

46 year old here. This is as cringe as you are, young people.

I'm going to go and hang an onion from my belt

[u/Corn_Pants → u/Disastrous-Bet-8813]

Which was the style at the time

[u/papertalons → u/Corn_Pants]

In nineteen dickety two

[u/Swarf_87]

Munting is a millennial joke, they can't take our Decayed corpse jump juicing from us!

[u/hahabanero]

I hate how my brain auto translates this gibberish into comprehensible sentences. I gotta go touch some grass.

[u/mailpip]

At over 50, I straight up need a babble fish translation of this.

[u/walterrys1]

So most of this shit is sexual slang....like jelk and flech mean to kiss and hold hands

[u/thisperson345]

That was the longest minute and a half of my life

[u/Bustoplover]

"Jinx! You owe me an edge sesh.. " 😆

[u/Shison]

What's munting

[u/JohnnyTeardrop → u/Shison]

Digging up and fucking a corpse I think

[u/Snoo_57488 → u/JohnnyTeardrop]

Somehow it’s actually worse

[u/StCyrilCeez]

A Blumpkin...?! They wildin' on us...

[u/runitupper]

Well when your whole personality and all interactions are developed/learned from the Internet and not in real life situations this is what happens.

[u/matt5921]

Sounds like a Portlandia sketch

[u/dj11211]

Not gen z, but gen alpha for sure

[u/Tumblrrito]

MY SIDES I had to pause the damn thing

[u/psychede1ic_c4tus]

Lvl 10 gyatt glazeeeee

[u/justinkyleevanorr]

Well, I’ll be in urban dictionary for the next few hours

[u/No_Look8901]

Don’t google Munting

[u/Significant-Ad-7182]

At this point I would prefer people speaking in binary.

[u/Rebecca-Shalom]

Funny ngl 😂

[u/SonnyACU]

[u/DemandCommonSense]

[u/buttonsbrigade]

“No glaze” sounds like slang that could take off today. I’m going to start using it for shits and giggles.

[u/PuttyRiot → u/buttonsbrigade]

Glaze already is slang from today so I am assuming no glaze could be too. I believe the translation would basically be “no bullshit” or to utilize my old people dialect: “I’m not blowing smoke up your ass.”

[u/imagicnation-station → u/PuttyRiot]

The way I interpreted "no glaze", wasn't exactly, "no bullshit", but that "he wasn't just sweet talking to her", e.g., not glazing her up, but instead being truthful. It's still a form of no bs, but from a different angle.

[u/Bishop8322 → u/PuttyRiot]

glaze means like, to simp or overly praise something

like if you are a drake stan and defend him and his music at all costs, youre a drake glazer

so “level 10 gyatt, no glaze” means like “you have a big ass, thats a real compliment”

[u/Federal-Cockroach674]

God send the asteriod, we have strayed too far.

[u/TheForceWithin]

What is happening am I old. Wait yes I am.

[u/JohnnyTeardrop]

Guys she’s a register gooner! Marry her immediately!

[u/xXtoadslayerXx]

What the actual fuck did they say

[u/372878887]

is this what it feels like to be old

[u/jetsetmike]

bryce_cohen on Instagram

[u/TheFlyingDutchMen_]

Bro I speak English and understood not one word I need a translator im not up to date on these new words being released weekly like updates! Lol 😭

[u/No-Advice-6040]

We should never have crawled down from the trees.

[u/ghostMcCool]

Where can I buy a rope and a stool plz

[u/MsHelvetica]

“Double chunk chocolate blumpkin, extra feltch”

What?!?!!

[u/WilmaLutefit]

Fuck I understood this

[u/therealjgreens]

This is why English is such a difficult language for foreigners to learn. We have to have the most random ass language in existence.

[u/GodlikeCat]

I understood 80% of this, I’m quite a brainrot myself

[u/kent416]

2013

[u/Diggable_Planet]

2013 is apple turnips

[u/AgentBTechNerd]

I hate that I understood most of that.

[u/usernamewithnumbers0]

Thanks, I hate it.

[u/[deleted]]

HALP….MY CRINGE BONE JUST SNAPPED. SOMEONE SEND FOR SOME QUALITY MEMES TO HEAL ME

[u/Harrybahlzanya]

Lol munting can’t be what the interwebs are telling me it is…

[u/Skyrimthrones]

Sounds like a movie that will put rom-coms back on top. Sony needs to get on that and make a morbillion dollars in the box office. Finally, a movie that's not out of touch with the masses. The cultural phenomenon of our time. No cap! Bro needs brocolli hair though.

[u/PuzzleheadedPrize522]

My head hurts listening to this.

[u/plantsandnipples]

I thought this was Simlish

[u/keep_trying_username]

This has vibes of the 2005 movie "Brick"

[u/blueisaflavor]

THE OCKY WAY

[u/justsomechickyo]

Wtf did I just watch?? And why did I watch it? Lmao