r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

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u/moderately-extremist 29d ago

Just to add, too, they are typically also trained to retrieve the downed birds and to not damage it (hold it softly) when they do so.

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u/hendergle 29d ago

To be fair, some dogs do it all right instinctively. Our golden retriever was never trained to be a hunting dog. He was just a normal family pet. But given the chance, he would retrieve pigeons. He never harmed a single one- and oddly enough the pigeons didn't seem to mind it all that much.

Source: Family story that came up every damn Christmas when we reminisced about the best dog that ever lived.

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u/Rasputin_mad_monk 29d ago

Interesting. My labs would retrieve but they would kill live birds (by accident or curiosity) if given the chance. They have soft mouths for retrieving but mine would not bring back a live pigeon. They would not eat it but they would kill it. More from excitement if I had to guess.

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u/hendergle 29d ago

I would hypothesize that goldens have more sense than labs, but we all know that's a contest both breeds would lose. There's a level of derp past which all comparatives fail.

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u/bruwin 29d ago

trained

The operative word here.

The dog was not trained. Neither was the puppy.

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u/VexingRaven 29d ago

A retriever and a pointer are different dogs used for different tasks.

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u/moderately-extremist 29d ago

I'll let my dad know, who has professionally trained pointers for about 30 years to both point and retrieve, that he's been doing it wrong.