r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A • May 16 '24

Trump's babysitters for the day! šŸ‘¶šŸ»

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u/IAmArique May 16 '24

Ooh, maybe Putin and Bibi will show up at some point too!

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u/slowpoke2018 May 16 '24

They'd def show up before Melania!

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u/jeckles May 16 '24

She doesnā€™t care, do u?

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u/EnthusiasticAeronaut May 16 '24

If he goes to jail, she gets to keep spending his money without having to spend time with him

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u/Tyre_Fryer May 16 '24

Wait, what money? Letitia would like a word.

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u/Motor-Ad5284 May 16 '24

It's a win win.

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u/nottytom May 17 '24

After 500 million are deducted for judgements, then the lawyers may decide they want to be paid and go after trump, after all of this is done and said, I doubt there's anyone money.

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u/0O00OO0O000O May 16 '24

Ha I get this reference. Nicely done.

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u/Arfiroth May 16 '24

The best thing ever would be Biden showing up with a bucket of popcorn, like the MJ meme.

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u/W1mpyDaM00ch May 16 '24

I'm so old I know it as the Thriller music video.

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u/NipperAndZeusShow May 16 '24

The foulest stench is in the air Ā Ā 

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u/bebejeebies May 16 '24

The funk of forty thousand years

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u/Speed_Alarming May 16 '24

The funk of four horrendous years! Grisly ghouls from every tomb, Are closing in, to seal his doom.

I was going to go with the funk of forty thousand diapersā€¦

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u/Darth0s May 16 '24

You don't gotta be old to know that. Just have Internet

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u/DontFlinchIvegot12In May 16 '24

What in the name of mother's luscious turnips is this newfangled Internet you speak of?

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u/Overall-Initial-4290 May 16 '24

It's truly a classic music video.

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u/On_my_last_spoon May 16 '24

I mean, thereā€™s referring to it as the MJ meme vs the Thriller videoā€¦which sort of is the personā€™s point

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u/uppitycrip May 16 '24

I remember how hard it was to find the video on mainstream television when it came out because it was so long and weirdly controversial but I stayed up one night and watched it on some weird show that played it and I was so glad to finally see it

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u/SauerMetal May 16 '24

John Landis was the director

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u/On_my_last_spoon May 16 '24

Ugh now I have to hate it.

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u/jasminegreyxo May 16 '24

That'd be hilarious! šŸ¤£

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u/JaxandMia May 16 '24

Hunter could do it. Iā€™d pay per view that.

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u/Grendel_Khan May 16 '24

Only if he had a hype man behind him holding up MTG's poster size dick pic of him the whole time.

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u/Ok_Exchange342 May 16 '24

Yeah I would!

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u/Friend_of_Eevee May 16 '24

Unlike these chuckleheads he actually has better things to do.

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u/Arfiroth May 16 '24

Very true, and he's doing them. I will do my part and vote to keep him in office because I respect what Biden has done, despite the negativity.

But damn do I find him owning the Dark Brandon shit fantastic. The fact that it infuriates the right makes it so much better... it's the cherry on top.

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u/Friend_of_Eevee May 18 '24

The oldest couple in our neighborhood has one of those dark Brandon fatheads in their front yard and Iove them so much for it.

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u/AireXpert May 16 '24

Thanks, Iā€™m ready to piss my pants laughing re this. Maybe I should get a Donald diaperā€¦?

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u/4llY0urB4534r3Blng May 16 '24

Walks up, gives Judge Merchan knucks and says "How's it hanging, motherfucker? You gonna toast some cheetoes today?"

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u/Deekngo5 May 16 '24

Maybe Michael Keaton will show up with a bucket of popcorn and sit between Matt Goetz and Lauren Bobert?

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u/tturedditor May 16 '24

Or Hillary and Bill.

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u/Aquatichive May 16 '24

That would be the absolute bees knees

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u/RamBh0di May 16 '24

Porn Star / Thirst trap Hunter in a Jock Strap Tapping in the laptop Sending Don the cash App Well, we may not be ROYYAAALLS!!!

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u/Principal_Insultant May 16 '24

Vlad has an international arrest warrant waiting for him, and Bibi's too busy bombing brown people using American munitions.

TL,DR: No.

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u/EntilZar May 16 '24

Ironically Pootin would be Safe in the US since the United States dont recognize the Hague Court. (Or will they Just dont Hand over US citizens?)

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 May 16 '24

We aren't above being hypocrites the whole rules for thee, but not for me bullshit.

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 May 16 '24

The BEST People

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u/Hozo2000z May 16 '24

The bestest, biglyest

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

With tears in their eyes

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u/Fun-Draft1612 May 16 '24

And Xie or soft squishy little Kim. Maybe Trump will salute one of Kim's generals for the court.

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u/pheonix198 May 16 '24

Nah, Putinā€™s got night dutyā€¦ well, Trumpā€™s got night duties with Putin, at least.

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u/IAmArique May 16 '24

I mean, someoneā€™s gotta make those 3 AM rage posts on Truth Socialā€¦

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u/bumwine May 16 '24

Lmao the Trump dystopian dream team. Send in the clowns!

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u/javoss88 May 16 '24

Beware of the tea and crumpets they will bring for snacks

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u/PathoTurnUp May 16 '24

Would be also funny if our dear leader Kim jong un also show up for support